So any Ideas ...

MiciG91

Well im after ****ing up 25% of one of the subjects in my year.25% was going for attendance and i didn't bother going in cause it was a 9 o clock on a monday morning..Seemed like a good idea at the time :P

The thing is if email him with a good reason he might give me the marks but it cant be anything medical cause I'll need a doctors note .

I cant think of anything any ideas Its worth a shot :rolleyes:

orourkeda

How much are repeats?

Rabies

you're stupid

Good reason?


Why get marks for not attending?

Really I suppose, why give marks for attending? :-/

Do your ****, show you know. Get the marks.


Ta daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

snow ghost

MiciG91 wrote: »

Well im after ****ing up 25% of one of the subjects in my year.25% was going for attendance and i didn't bother going in cause it was a 9 o clock on a monday morning..Seemed like a good idea at the time :P

The thing is if email him with a good reason he might give me the marks but it cant be anything medical cause I'll need a doctors note .

I cant think of anything any ideas Its worth a shot :rolleyes:

The Ash cloud.

starbelgrade

Suck some cock.

niallon

Apologies if I'm breaking some rules here but NUIM by any chance?

Knifey Spoony

Why the **** should I help you out when I actually went to the trouble of getting up for my nine o clock lectures?

MiciG91

niallon wrote: »

Apologies if I'm breaking some rules here but NUIM by any chance?

Nope Limerick

nike319

You've probably left it too late now. But give him a sob story about getting shafted by work. Tell the lecturer you told work you couldn't work X days at Y time (lecture times). But they kept rostering you and your boss is a pain. Then tell him you just wanted to know if you could get any material you might of missed (make it look like you care). Tell him you couldn't afford to leave the job (more sob stories).

MiciG91

Knifey Spoony wrote: »

Why the **** should I help you out when I actually went to the trouble of getting up for my nine o clock lectures?

I dont give a **** if YOU dont help me.If you dont want to ya dont have to :rolleyes:

Alanstrainor

MiciG91 wrote: »

The thing is if email him with a good reason he might give me the marks but it cant be anything medical cause I'll need a doctors note .

Lecturers aren't idiots. Good luck with that! Hahahahahaha

corkcomp

i cant see how you could come up with an excuse for not going ANY monday a.m.. just make sure you make up for it with the remaining 75%..

niallon

MiciG91 wrote: »

Nope Limerick

Ah, surely Limerick also has some local doctor who gives out sick notes like tic tacs?

Zombienosh

tell him you were in bed with his ma

--LOS--

what kind of no brainer course gives 25% for attendance?? :eek:

dr.bollocko

Repeat the year and chill out for a while. It's not like you're getting a job when you graduate anyway.

GLaDOS

--LOS-- wrote: »

what kind of no brainer course gives 25% for attendance?? :eek:

The type of course that has no brainers that don't turn up for a free 25%

MiciG91

--LOS-- wrote: »

what kind of no brainer course gives 25% for attendance?? :eek:

Buisness...:p

nike319

ScienceNerd wrote: »

The type of course that has no brainers that don't turn up for a free 25%

Ha ha ... Spot on ...

biko

Maybe you can email some sob story to him.
Don't forget the smileys.

krpc

MiciG91 wrote: »

Buisness...:p

Another total banker in the making

nike319

MiciG91 wrote: »

Well im after ****ing up 25% of one of the subjects in my year.25% was going for attendance and i didn't bother going in cause it was a 9 o clock on a monday morning..Seemed like a good idea at the time :P

The thing is if email him with a good reason he might give me the marks but it cant be anything medical cause I'll need a doctors note .

I cant think of anything any ideas Its worth a shot :rolleyes:

Are you from Limerick ??? If not tell him you go home every weekend to take care of your sick mother and don't make it back till 10 on a monday morning. Again he is gonna wonder why you didn't tell him this earlier. You have left it shokingly late to try pull a fast one on this guy.

--LOS--

MiciG91 wrote: »

Buisness...:p

That is truly shocking, I don't remember ever getting any marks for attendance let alone a quarter of the marks for one module, do you get bonus marks for spelling your name right too?

MiciG91

To be fair four of the weeks it was raining !

MiciG91

--LOS-- wrote: »

That is truly shocking, I don't remember ever getting any marks for attendance let alone a quarter of the marks for one module, do you get bonus marks for spelling your name right too?

No theres another 25% for a project and 12.5 for online homework...Economics is a tough one...:pac:

Dick Turnip

--LOS-- wrote: »

what kind of no brainer course gives 25% for attendance?? :eek:

MiciG91 wrote: »

Buisness...:p

Not English then

MiciG91

nike319 wrote: »

Are you from Limerick ??? If not tell him you go home every weekend to take care of your sick mother and don't make it back till 10 on a monday morning. Again he is gonna wonder why you didn't tell him this earlier. You have left it shokingly late to try pull a fast one on this guy.

Winner !

--LOS--

MiciG91 wrote: »

To be fair four of the weeks it was raining !

ye it's Ireland and this is news to you?

Fizman

I'm just speculating here but you're probably going to have to offer him your sister as a sex toy for a full weekend.

She may or may not be up for this.

In the case that she isn't, and again I'm just speculating, you'll probably have to lick the rust off of his purple helmet.

Zaph

MiciG91 wrote: »

To be fair four of the weeks it was raining !

Have you some sort of allergy to rain? Does it cause you to shrink if you get caught out in it? Or maybe you melt like the witch in the Wizard of Oz if you get wet?

The fact that you were too lazy to get out of bed all the other weeks suggests to me that the rain wasn't exactly a factor here.

dr.bollocko

Zaph wrote: »

Have you some sort of allergy to rain? Does it cause you to shrink if you get caught out in it? Or maybe you melt like the witch in the Wizard of Oz if you get wet?

The fact that you were too lazy to get out of bed all the other weeks suggests to me that the rain wasn't exactly a factor here.

So... You think he's mod material?

Zaph

dr.bollocko wrote: »

So... You think he's mod material?

I'm sure we'll be able to find something for him. Obviously nothing in the Biz category because he won't have the qualifications for that.

--LOS--

Zaph wrote: »

Have you some sort of allergy to rain? Does it cause you to shrink if you get caught out in it? Or maybe you melt like the witch in the Wizard of Oz if you get wet?

The fact that you were too lazy to get out of bed all the other weeks suggests to me that the rain wasn't exactly a factor here.

Nah Zaph, 25% for attending with a streaky tan sooo isn't worth it.

MiciG91

Zaph wrote: »

I'm sure we'll be able to find something for him. Obviously nothing in the Biz category because he won't have the qualifications for that.

Oh theres a biz section just saw it !

nike319

snow ghost wrote: »

The Ash cloud.

+1

landsleaving

Can you not pull a pass out of the other 75%, that's what I did in my undergraduate bum days when I decided essays =/= fun and kids tv did.

ya-ba-da-ba-doo

Do you really get 25% just for going? You don't have to have any homework done or do a test at the end of the hour?

If you get 25% soley on attendace you should be shot for not goin'!

mickdw

Its 25% of one subject. Go for a high grade from the 75% remaining.
First thing to learn when doing business is to learn how to spell Business.

Degag

Man, if i got 25% just for turning up, i'd have turned up!

parker kent

Hate to be the people that actually turned up if he gives you any of that 25% due to some bogus excuse! Most I got for attendance was 5%. A bit silly really giving marks just for showing up.

MmmmmCheese

Knifey Spoony wrote: »

Why the **** should I help you out when I actually went to the trouble of getting up for my nine o clock lectures?

Oh enough of the sanctimony! We've all been there, and if you haven't: live a little!`

OP its a bit late to try get out of this one now, why not just get the most out of 75% that you can. You'll pass anyway.

JerryHandbag

Sounds like you suffer from Mondayitis. Common enough problem across the colleges, usually solved by a slap across the face with a big wet salmon by the college gimp. :cool:

Penn

MiciG91 wrote: »

Buisness...:p

Monday 9am: How to spell the name of your course

questioner

just tell him you didnt want to go in and you feel its unfairly discriminatory to enforce draconian demands on those off us who were genetically cursed with different biorhythms than the rest of the world.

seriously, biorhythms. check it out.

failing that play the discrimination card more strongly - like these guys at 1.01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjDJOjVg8Cg&feature=related


if your doing a masters theres ever chance that youll pass the module anyway no matter what you do ( as long as you sit the paper) lecturers have no intentin of coming back to set a repeat paper for the one drongo who couldnt scrawl his name on a script

--LOS--

well done class, you made it, a little left, little right, little more right, back a bit, more, you've passed.

Knifey Spoony

MmmmmCheese wrote: »

Oh enough of the sanctimony! We've all been there, and if you haven't: live a little!`

Maybe I actually care about my degree. Maybe I find my lectures actually useful. Or maybe I just thought that it was a bit ridiculous for some one not to turn up and get 25% of his course just because he was too lazy to get out of bed.