Junkmail

dylano_k

Other than the usual millionaire african scheme in junkmail whats the best one you boardies have gotten. Here's my latest one.

Hey,
Jonandre Bliss here, and I'm writing you today because I feel I owe you an apology.

In the past I've shown you a lot of great places to hook up with hot girls...

But lately, I've been receiving a lot of emails from women complaining that the men they meet just aren't very good in bed.

In fact, a lot of them are downright TERRIBLE.

And I feel bad, and that it is partially my fault, because I've never sent you any info on how to rock a woman's world in the bedroom.

The reason I didn't do this is because as a girl, I KNOW how important it is for a guy to know what he's doing in bed! But in the past I could never find the right teacher.

But now, after several years of looking, I finally have!

Her name is Shawna Lenee. You may know her as one of the biggest adult stars in the world, and Penthouse Pet Of The Month for July, 2008.

She's also bi-sexual... which means she is a VERY experienced pleaser of women.

I've personally learned very powerful secrets from Shawna... and I've shared them with some of my boyfriends as well.

One of them was even able to give me an orgasm literally ON COMMAND. It sure was a lot of fun

I asked Shawna if she'd be willing to share some of her secrets with you... and I'm excited to say that she said yes!

One thing Shawn will show you is what counts the MOST in the bedroom is not your "size", but whether or not you give your girl ORGASMS!

And I can vouch! I'll take a smaller guy who can get me off ANY DAY over a big guy who I have to show what to do. SUCH a turn-off!

Shawna recently wrote an amazing report called, "The 3 Sex Positions That Guarantee Orgasms", and if you're serious about being the best your girl has EVER had in bed, it's a must read:

Read the Report(link)

In it, you'll discover the secrets to making your girl SQUIRM in extasy... and how to give her orgasm after juicy orgasm no matter what your size, stamina, and even if you've been together for years and the spark seems gone.

You can get it here totally free:

Get this Report(link)

Take it from me, you NEED to check this out.

You... and the girls in your life that you use these techniques on... will be VERY glad you did!

Sincerely,
Jonandre Bliss
P.S. I'm serious when I say Shawna's secrets WORK. If you're ready to start giving your girl g-spot orgasms, multiple orgasms, even SQUIRTING ORGASMS then read this report RIGHT NOW, trust me:

Don't miss out on this information!

JONJO THE MISER

O.P this is not Junkmail i have replied and indeed it is one of the best products i have ever brought, i cannot tell how much it has changed my and my various lovers lives, and whats more you can get a fee trail to start off with.

L.Jenkins

Gmail is actually good about sending that stuff to the spam inbox, so a stroke of one button and its gone. It's like a theme though, Africans want to give you money so you can buy pharmacueticals and viagra, so you can hook up with eastern european mail order birds and shag 'em.

Daemos

There's one forum I visit where there's a ton of stuff PMed to you, the best of which said that my computer was used to spam the site (oh the irony :rolleyes:) because of some bots that got past my antivirus software, so click this link to scan your computer for viruses.

CrazyRabbit

What is spam?

<---gmail user.

Indubitable

There are tools to replace men now.....

cruiser178

got this in an email today,lucky me
https://www.5staroutlet.com/crown/v95/weborder.asp?sk=LZXA51&oid=12345678

WuuZii

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

There's one forum I visit where there's a ton of stuff PMed to you, the best of which said that my computer was used to spam the site (oh the irony :rolleyes:) because of some bots that got past my antivirus software, so click this link to scan your computer for viruses.

We got a similar phonecall at home a couple of weeks ago. This very nice guy informed me that my computer had a virus and he was willing to guide me through removing it step by step.

I wonder how many people fell for it?

orourkeda

I love Shawna Lenee

Giselle

In my spam folder there are invitations to meet lots of lonely and frustrated ladies living in my immediate area who are very keen to meet me tonight.

As a straight girl I have to disappoint them I'm afraid.

Dudess

I'm sick of being constantly told I cannot "drive her wild" - talk about an ego-bruising! :mad::(

Giselle

I'm only sorry I don't have a penis that I can enlarge by SEVERAL INCHES using one simple technique.

So unfair.

dazberry

Yeah I got this the other day :rolleyes:

Hi dazberry

*This message is a REMINDER to change your password on OTHER sites if it was the same as your password on Boards.ie.*

In January 2010 we advised all members to change their passwords following an incident where member details from our database were accessed by an unauthorised source.

We would like to strongly advise any members of Boards.ie who have not done so to change the password you have on any of your online accounts if it was the same as your Boards.ie password. This includes sites like Facebook, Google, Bebo, Paypal, gambling sites or anywhere you have used your email address and password to log in.

We have updated our website with more information and you can find this thread here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055891871

Once again, we sincerely apologise for this inconvenience and hope you will understand our reasons for doing so.

If you have any questions or queries, please send us a security fee of 150 Euro (ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY) for your immediate salvation or we drown the kitten.

Kind regards
Mr Dav and Mr Darragh
Presidents of Boards.ie team

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Junkmail tells me I can't get it up...

longhalloween

Has anyone ever got spam from a recruitment site advising on interviews and cv's. For the past 3 years I've been receiving one side of a email conversation between a guy called Robert Odham and Toni, the recipient of this advice.

I have to say, some of it is pretty good and insightful, I feel kinda guilty that im not paying for it.

Anyone have similiar stories?

Fago!

dylano_k wrote: »

Other than the usual millionaire african scheme in junkmail whats the best one you boardies have gotten. Here's my latest one.

Makes us sound like a race of unwanted kittens!

The Master

Dudess wrote: »

I'm sick of being constantly told I cannot "drive her wild" - talk about an ego-bruising! :mad::(

Forget these penis enlarging pills

You need some of my patented fanny tightening pills Dudess

PM me for special offers and discounts for boardsies :pac:

Dudess

Jaysus! :eek:











/sends PM :pac:

swe_fi

subliminal messaging in the capitals - i could have gotten this wrong

I KNOW DAY ON ORGASMS COMMAND

MOST SUCH TERRIBLE ORGASMS EVER *SQUIRM*

NEED ANY SQUIRTING WORK VERY VERY RIGHT NOW

dylano_k

The Master wrote: »

Forget these penis enlarging pills

You need some of my patented fanny tightening pills Dudess

PM me for special offers and discounts for boardsies :pac:

Staples??

miss5

Constantly get junkmail, Usually sales companies looking for
new business or promoting"The best make up ever".