How to make the perfect AH thread.

CrazyRabbit · 05-05-2010 6:36pm #1

Some people are just natural at creating epic AH threads. Some people create them purely by accident.

And then there's people who couldn't create an epic thread if their life depended on it.

So, just in case someone's life does ever depend on creating that one thread of complete and utter awesomeness, I think we need to create a 'how to' for it.

So, what are the ingredients for the 'perfect' AH thread?

Depending on response, we will test the recipe in a few days.

phasers · 05-05-2010 6:37pm

Be first on the scene when a celebrity dies.

starbelgrade · 05-05-2010 6:37pm

This thread is perfec.

billybigunz · 05-05-2010 6:38pm

This about the right time for a **** joke with sea of morons thanking it.

InkSlinger67 · 05-05-2010 6:38pm

Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog......and three spoons of sweetener!!!!!!!

thetonynator · 05-05-2010 6:41pm

I think most of us fall into the category of couldn't create a thread if our lives depended on it. . . .

jiltloop · 05-05-2010 6:42pm

the opposite of this thread

Biggins · 05-05-2010 6:42pm

Tits and ass!
I'll start it off - here's my contribution.

http://www.iol.ie/~carigeen/bluetit.jpg and http://www.asspirinacres.com/09foals/Jonell/Jonell1.jpg

Sofiztikated · 05-05-2010 6:42pm

Also need some form of sexual innuendo, a mild dash of morality, a hefty dose of church/religion and a pinch of celebrity. (Dried celebrity will do if they aren't fresh)

mike65 · 05-05-2010 6:43pm

Brits and travellers.

Deus Ex Machina · 05-05-2010 6:44pm

In my opinion it should be a simple question with a yes no answer asked in a very sober manner.

starbelgrade · 05-05-2010 6:45pm

A perfect thread is usually one that has the following ingredients (though this is by no means an exhaustive list);

1. Amusing thread title (often open to sexual innuendo/ puntastic replies)

2. It's immediate (ie., something happening to a person at the time they are posting)

3. People can relate to it or at least imagine what it would be like to be in that situation

4. The subject is something from which a lot of humour can be extracted (political or religious subjects are normally excluded from this)

Something along the lines of "HELP - I Just Caught My Penis In My CD Drive"

TheZohanS · 05-05-2010 6:45pm

The funniest ones I've read involve a troll of some sort...failing that a user that's very drunk...

Bolag_the_2nd · 05-05-2010 6:47pm

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Also need some form of sexual innuendo, a mild dash of morality, a hefty dose of church/religion and a pinch of celebrity. (Dried celebrity will do if they aren't fresh)[/QUOTE]

very witty, love it

Ruu_Old · 05-05-2010 6:57pm

Copy and paste some wacky article from Yahoo News. Make sure to add your contribution to the thread using the word "Discuss" or even "lol brilliant!" will do.

Agricola · 05-05-2010 7:03pm

Add a teaspoon of Brit, a dash of traveller, a dollop of teen sex, shake well (In a suggestive masturbatory sort of way of course).

thetonynator · 05-05-2010 7:03pm

starbelgrade wrote: »

A perfect thread is usually one that has the following ingredients (though this is by no means an exhaustive list);

1. Amusing thread title (often open to sexual innuendo/ puntastic replies)

2. It's immediate (ie., something happening to a person at the time they are posting)

3. People can relate to it or at least imagine what it would be like to be in that situation

4. The subject is something from which a lot of humour can be extracted (political or religious subjects are normally excluded from this)

Something along the lines of "HELP - I Just Caught My Penis In My CD Drive"

That would be the funniest thread ever . . .:pac: