Clothes and products that fail!

DonkeyStyle \o/

Wow, these are for men, apparently... I thought I was in the 8-year-old-girls section when I saw these.
http://ie.schuh.co.uk/mens-beige-momentum-pigeonheadz/3503186550/

Post your examples of butt-ugly crap you wouldn't be seen dead in here... I think I could actually vomit with a few more examples.

speedboatchase

Good idea for a thread, needs pics though!

I remember this top used to be for sale on the American Apparel website, sadly no longer but I've found a pic

SexyD4Lady

This is supposedly mens.

http://www.asos.com/Vivienne-Westwood/Vivienne-Westwood-Battersea-Canvas-Tote-Bag/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=898871&cid=9265&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=200&sort=-1&clr=Khaki

Pandoras Twist

(Fendi)

phasers

(I think that silver dress is nice )

Michellenman

LadyMayBelle

Pandoras Twist

Only 2 grand. Steal!

jellie

phasers wrote: »

(I think that silver dress is nice )

me too, dont think its displayed too well in the picture and doesnt seem to be sitting right but i think it could be lovely

Michellenman wrote: »

love them

dudara

Anything in stonewashed/bleached denim - if it didn't look good in the 80s, it's not going to look good now

phasers

Eviledna

Does anyone else think droopy ladygarden when they see these? ^^

Saw a creature with these on in D4 the last day...ugh.

Sapsorrow

OpenBake wrote: »

Does anyone else think droopy ladygarden when they see these? ^^

Saw a creature with these on in D4 the last day...ugh.

I think they could be deadly with the right shoes and outfit. You;d have to have perfect legs though.

Sapsorrow

This thread has sooo much potential! :pac:

Ok I'm often baffled by mainstream fashion (ugg boots, skinny jeans, leggings and nearly all the other horrible memories I repressed from the 80s etc) but seriously what the hell did I miss here?

http://www.boohoo.com/FashionClothing/index.php?id=AZZ84906&code=AZZ84906-153-31&size=S%2FM&color=PEACH

http://www.boohoo.com/FashionClothing/index.php?id=AZZ85074&code=AZZ85074-105-18&size=10&color=BLACK

Jesus christ those a things are so manky!

Also nu rave is so vile words fail me, its like they try to look ugly on purpose, I also find it really pretentious looking.

LadyMayBelle

OpenBake wrote: »

Does anyone else think droopy ladygarden when they see these? ^^

Saw a creature with these on in D4 the last day...ugh.

Jaysus they look like the skin's been peeled off to reveal someone's insides. Those type of tights are never right.

Phasers those trousers are shocking.


Reason? You can see sweet FA and you look like a twat. End of.

thefireinside

Pandoras Twist wrote: »

I also think that silver dress is horrific.. if it doesnt look well on a model, what hope do the rest of us have! Maybe if it was a different colour... Actually no, still bad!

Honestly most of the dresses in the asos outlet shop are pretty awful though.

Pandoras Twist

It looks like a tinfoil christmas decoration!!

Jessibelle

The zipper dress.... all it takes is one stray hair...

phasers

:eek: OUCH!

Lorrrrraine

So I have a couple of these.
Not just products I regret buying, products that I would talk somebody out of buying even if there were a cent a pop.
To start off:

Urban Decay Big Fatty.
*Leaks like a colander when my eyes water even the smallest bit. Instant KISS eyes.
*Stings like shampoo when it gets in my eyes.
*Brush is the size of a lions paw, spend ages to get the outer and inner lashes to no avail.
*Makes lashes look longer? A little. Thicker? Nope. Curl? Nope. Separated? Awh hell naw.
*Pricey as hell.


I just can't stand this, by all means give it a go yourself, but if I was all powerful this would be off the shelves like that.

Anybody else got a product that they think should never have been put to market? I like being warned off things before I get over excited and run amok with boots points

PatsyStone

I know they've improved but I'll add most mousse foundations to the list. I've never been happy with the way they blend on my skin so I've given up on them.

Lorrrrraine

Oh yeah, I've never seen them look nice on anybody.
I'm adding in Beauty Marked by MAC because its so gorgeous in the pan, and then hideous swatched.

magneticimpulse

Ok I made quite a few mistakes with Sephora recently.

NARS Firming Foundation: The shade is ok, but this is just so difficult to blend with fingers. It shows up all my pores and i find the foundation seems to migrate into a patch. I really want to like this product, but really dont know how to use it....i am using my fingers...just not working.

NARS Sheer Matte Foundation: Ok this I could actually blend fine on skin and was nice. But I got Barcelona colour which is way too yellow for my fair pinky skin..but it looked totally different in shop. Finally this week (2 weeks too late) on their website they give more of a description of what skin its suited for. Before it was just Light 1, 2, 3, 4, Medium 1, 2, 3, 4 and so on. Now they actually say light to medium, or asian skin etc. So I didnt like this one because it was very light coverage and it was very difficult to get a good match compared to any other company. Their foundations seem to look totally different in shop and at home.

Urban Decay Lip Primer: Wanted to like this idea...but it turned my lips green when I was drinking red wine...not a good look.

Urban Decay Surreal Mineral Foundation in Universal: This was actually ok. Slightly reduces redness and great for in the mornings going to college when I dont want to put on a proper layer of foundation. Its difficult to see product....which I suppose is a good thing. But still not so sure about it.

Lorrrrraine

magneticimpulse wrote: »

Urban Decay Lip Primer: Wanted to like this idea...but it turned my lips green when I was drinking red wine...not a good look.
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Jesus :O
Never heard anything like that before!

seanybiker

ugg boots and skinny jeans. Nobody looks good in either. Hideous looking.

Beetlebum

Those ridiculous croc shoe things...I wouldn't care if a guy was as hot as Johhny Depp...if he owned a pair of crocs that'd be that.

Fake Tan. If it was never invented then maybe millions of girls would stop throwing money at such a false stinky product that makes them look like clowns.
Girls might accept their natural pale beauty more and stop obssessing over being tanned.

Skin coloured tights - hideous, just hideous!!

^ Yes, I agree with all of them. Especially skin coloured tights, yuck.

shakencat

those socks that each toe fits into..

*shudders*

Twee.

Threads merged.

Giselle

I'd like to add vibrating mascara of any brand to the list of products that shouldn't have been invented.

You'd need the hand of a brain surgeon to be precise enough with it, and even then I get a better result when its switched off.

When will I ever learn to resist the gimmicks!!!

degausserxo

Knee socks. I don't get this whole miniskirt and knee sock trend. You don't look sexy, you look like a child.