help please!!!

mayoman ngalway

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ibtl

oh and.....hahah good one

mayoman ngalway

ya thought it would be funnier here

starbelgrade

I don't get it.

mayoman ngalway

starbelgrade wrote: »

I don't get it.

1951 was the last time mayo won the all-ireland

m@cc@

As Snap! would say 'as funny as cancer'.

rizzla

m@cc@ wrote: »

As Snap! would say 'as funny as cancer'.

Snap, one of the elves of Rice Krispies? I doubt very much he would say that.

mayoman ngalway

hay i'm from mayo,


i just like a good joke.

m@cc@

rizzla wrote: »

Snap, one of the elves of Rice Krispies? I doubt very much he would say that.

You shouldn't ignore the exclamation mark. Many lives have been lost unnecessarily.

starbelgrade

rizzla wrote: »

Snap, one of the elves of Rice Krispies? I doubt very much he would say that.

It wasn't Snap of Rice Krispies fame, but Snap, from 'Snap, Crackhead & Pot' which is a cereal that's available in head shops.

artanevilla

GAA = GAY

starbelgrade

3 GAA heads walk into a bar in Dublin. A scobie at the bar shouts over, "Do yis wanna hear a joke about de culchies?"

The smallest guy step sup to him & says, "I'm from Mayo, play GAA for the county, I'm 6"2 & weigh 14 stone, my friend here is from Kerry, is 6"4, 15 stone & is a Garda and my other friend is from Donegal, 6"7, 18 stone & is a rugby & GAA player, so let me ask you, do you still want to make a joke about culchies?"

To which the scobie replies, "Nawh - not if I have to explain it three times".

OutlawPete

m@cc@ wrote: »

As Snap! would say 'as funny as cancer'.

I think that's "Serious as cancer.." M@cc@

starbelgrade

As hard as butter
As strong as a pillow
As serious as cancer.

Nah - I think he was right. It seems to fit.

m@cc@

OutlawPete wrote: »

I think that's "Serious as cancer.." M@cc@

Ah, I see Captain Obvious is back from Unnecessaryville.

jd007

starbelgrade wrote: »

3 GAA heads walk into a bar in Dublin. A scobie at the bar shouts over, "Do yis wanna hear a joke about de culchies?"

The smallest guy step sup to him & says, "I'm from Mayo, play GAA for the county, I'm 6"2 & weigh 14 stone, my friend here is from Kerry, is 6"4, 15 stone & is a Garda and my other friend is from Donegal, 6"7, 18 stone & is a rugby & GAA player, so let me ask you, do you still want to make a joke about culchies?"

To which the scobie replies, "Nawh - not if I have to explain it three times".

A man walked into a bar in Dublin and asked the barman if he had heard the latest mayoman joke,"I'm warning you," said the barman, "I'm a mayoman myself.""That's allright," said the fellow, "I'll tell it slowly." :P

Des Carter

Why do the Dublin football team all cycle girls bicycles?

Because they cant get their balls over the bar!!! :P