broken nose lost phone:(

bmw535d

so i lost my phone and have a broken nose!:(

how should i explain this to people tomorrow in college?:L

Midnight_EG

Sickner.

TechnoPool

hate that

bonerm

Bloody students.

bmw535d

yea, worse is the fact it was my mums company phone and it was my cousin that head butted me by accident:(

landsleaving

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

Random

Should have seen the other guy!

sam34

twas teh foreigners

always blame the foreigners

always

starbelgrade

Well, at least you didn't break your cock. There's a lot to be said for that.

Witcher

bmw535d wrote: »

yea, worse is the fact it was my mums company phone and it was my cousin that head butted me by accident:(

Yeah.."by accident"..bet he nicked the phone too scummer:pac::pac:

Jaxxy

Tell the college people you were mugged.

bmw535d

yea but it was that socially acceptable drug i took called alcohol in the form of yager bombs. owell could be worse:L

Thoie

Tell them you needed to hide your phone from your girlfriend so she wouldn't see the texts you'd been receiving, and the only hiding place available at the time was by inhaling the phone. Sadly, you have poor spatial awareness.

DubMedic

bmw535d wrote: »

so i lost my phone and have a broken nose!:(

how should i explain this to people tomorrow in college?:L

How did you obtain this wonderful broken nose?.

Jaxxy

starbelgrade wrote: »

Well, at least you didn't break your cock. There's a lot to be said for that.

:eek: Did you break your little man starbelgrade? Good weekend for you then.

Turtyturd

At least you didn't lose your nose and break your phone, that would have been hard to explain.

MardiB

bmw535d wrote: »

yea, worse is the fact it was my mums company phone and it was my cousin that head butted me by accident:(

How did he headbutt you by accident??

storm2811

Clearly the best way to go is to make up something involving a monkey,they'll be so distracted that they'll forget all about it..!:pac:

bmw535d

Thoie wrote: »

Tell them you needed to hide your phone from your girlfriend so she wouldn't see the texts you'd been receiving, and the only hiding place available at the time was by inhaling the phone. Sadly, you have poor spatial awareness.

made me giggle lol..from what i remember i was standing behind him,he jumped back and his head got me right on the nose... it'll be a trip to the doc tomorrow to see what he can do if anything:(

pickarooney

Squash racquet?

bmw535d

as the saying goes....its all good fun till sum man looses a testicle...

any1 else got any may bank holiday stories?

DubMedic

bmw535d wrote: »

as the saying goes....its all good fun till sum man looses a testicle...

any1 else got any may bank holiday stories?

I thought you lost your phone?.

If so, there's no need for txt spk. It's really horrible to read.

Thoie

bmw535d wrote: »

it'll be a trip to the doc tomorrow to see what he can do if anything:(

In the interim may I suggest sleeping in a sitting position so that you don't choke on your own blood phone? And, as storm2811 suggests, work a monkey into the story somewhere too. Maybe the texts could have been coming from a monkey?

Actually, if your nose is actually broken, perhaps you might like to consider A&E? Bring a book monkey to keep yourself entertained.

Nervous Wreck

sam34 wrote: »

twas teh foreigners

always blame the foreigners

always

Genuinely lol'd.


A friend of mine got hit by a car once. He was totally fine but his phone, that was in his pocket, was shattered to pieces from the car hitting him right there (on the pocket?). Therefore, tell people you were holding your phone up to your nose and a car hit you in the face.

No wait....

callaway92

God I hate when that happens OP

jd007

bmw535d wrote: »

so i lost my phone and have a broken nose!:(

how should i explain this to people tomorrow in college?:L

Why are you worried about explaining it?

Joe Musashi

I hope broken nose is alright and finds the lost phone.

CreepingDeath

bmw535d wrote: »

so i lost my phone and have a broken nose!:(

how should i explain this to people tomorrow in college?:L

Tell them you misunderstood the instructions on the hands free kit.

orourkeda

tell them to fack off

Abrasax

bmw535d wrote: »

so i lost my phone

Where did you see it last?