Selling Uranium Nitrate on Adverts.ie

scudzilla · 02-05-2010 11:30pm #1

Wow, this really must be the most dangerous thing ever to be sold on Adverts.ie

http://www.adverts.ie/showproduct.php?product=217895&cat=140

The seller is asked what it's used for, and i quote his response..

the major application of uranium in the military sector is in high-density penetrators.

The main use of uranium in the civilian sector is to fuel nuclear power plants.

So whats the weirdest thing you've ever seen for sale on a site?

peanuthead · 02-05-2010 11:32pm

is it gone already?

MrStuffins · 02-05-2010 11:34pm

Lads, flag that guy.

I recently had my Uranium Nitrate stolen from my backpack!

Cheers!

quicklickpaddy · 02-05-2010 11:35pm

Thats not on Adverts?

But for the purpose of the thread some girl sold her virginity on eBay

scudzilla · 02-05-2010 11:35pm

Guess it's been removed, damn shame cos i'm sure there would have been an AH regular who's constructing a Nuclear Reactor in his shed :rolleyes:

Aridstarling · 02-05-2010 11:37pm

Would you like to buy some plutonium? Its weapons grade loike. Only tis making us terrible sick y'know.

Honey, do we need any plutonium?

Plutonium eh? No, no, I don't think that we do.

*Hopes somebody gets that...*

Kold · 02-05-2010 11:38pm

Got me excited for nothing

OP You owe me another Uranium Nitrate vendor.

quicklickpaddy · 02-05-2010 11:40pm

Aridstarling wrote: »

Would you like to buy some plutonium? Its weapons grade loike. Only tis making us terrible sick y'know.

Honey, do we need any plutonium?

Plutonium eh? No, no, I don't think that we do.

*Hopes somebody gets that...*

It's ringing bells... Refresh my memory

Aridstarling · 02-05-2010 11:43pm

Monkey Dust? Can't find the actual sketch on Youtube, I'll keep looking though, its a classic.

KevinVonSpiel · 02-05-2010 11:43pm

On a not completely unrelated note:

http://www.faradaytheblob.com/?p=300

MistyCheese · 02-05-2010 11:44pm

quicklickpaddy wrote: »

Thats not on Adverts?

But for the purpose of the thread some girl sold her virginity on eBay

Sorry, but no.

Instead I present you with;

Guy Who Sold His Life On eBay

DEVEREUX · 02-05-2010 11:45pm

I'm not sure but i think that stuff was an old way to develop photos etc ,bottle looked pretty old?

Odaise Gaelach · 02-05-2010 11:45pm

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2009/apr/15/lehmanbrothers-nuclear-weapons

Maybe one of the liquidators for the Lehman Brothers is trying to fob off their old stock.

quicklickpaddy · 02-05-2010 11:52pm

MistyCheese wrote: »

Sorry, but no.

SugarHigh · 02-05-2010 11:53pm

It's not enriched so it's not a big deal. You can buy it on Amazon

http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

MistyCheese · 02-05-2010 11:57pm

quicklickpaddy wrote: »

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Perhaps it'd help if you, y'know, read the rest of the post?????????!

quicklickpaddy · 03-05-2010 12:02am

MistyCheese wrote: »

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Perhaps it'd help if you, y'know, read the rest of the post?????????!

Oooh you were saying your story was better? Apologies... I thought you were calling BS.

MistyCheese · 03-05-2010 12:09am

quicklickpaddy wrote: »

Oooh you were saying your story was better? Apologies... I thought you were calling BS.

Yeah I though "Selling My Life" trumped "Selling My Virginity" :P

dylano_k · 03-05-2010 11:14am

Least their not selling Uranus on it:pac:

Stercus Accidit · 03-05-2010 11:28am

MrStuffins wrote: »

Lads, flag that guy.

I recently had my Uranium Nitrate stolen from my backpack!

Cheers!

The timer and detonation system wasn't nicked?

Thats good, they are hard enough to come by and all. :pac:

FarmerGreen · 03-05-2010 11:37am

Amazon arent so fussy
http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B000796XXM/ref=dp_olp_used?ie=UTF8&condition=used

RolandIRL · 03-05-2010 11:47am

FarmerGreen wrote: »

Amazon arent so fussy
http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B000796XXM/ref=dp_olp_used?ie=UTF8&condition=used

damn i could afford that except i can't afford the £4.49 shipping. my paypal is maxed out at £2,499. damn it! :P anyone care to split some uranium ore??

RolandIRL · 03-05-2010 11:57am

FarmerGreen wrote: »

Amazon arent so fussy
http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B000796XXM/ref=dp_olp_used?ie=UTF8&condition=used

some of the comments left by people:

I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.

I bought this to power a home-made submarine that I use to look for prehistoric-era life forms in land-locked lakes around my home town in Alaska. At first I wasn't sure if this item would (or could) arrive via mail, but I was glad to see it showed up with no problems. Well, almost no problems.

Unfortuantly my mom opened my mail, because she does not respect people's privacy. She was pretty upset to see Uranium Ore. After a long argument and me running away from home again, she finaly stopped being such an idiot and I was able to get back to work.

The quality of this Uranium is on par with the stuff I was bying from the Libyans over at the mall parking lot, but at half the price! I just hope the seller does not run out, because I have many projects on my list including a night vision sasquatch radar, an electromagnetic chupakabra cage, a high velocity, aerial, weighted Mothman net and super heated, instant grill cheese sandwhich maker.

Picked this up for use in one of my kid's 'diversity' projects in school (Great Success!), and stuck the leftovers in the cabinet next to the baking soda.

Ran out of toothpaste, and remembered how you're supposed to be able to use baking soda to clean your teeth, so of course, I accidentally used this instead, and Wow! all I can say is, my teeth have never been cleaner! They sparkle, they tingle, and for some reason, they STAY clean now, no matter what. Highly recommended!

However, when I ran out of that fire-ant killer powder stuff, I figured I would try some for that too.

Big mistake!

Boy, it sure did not kill those ants!

Fortunately, those suckers get slower as they get bigger, so I have been able to use a shovel to take care of most of them, one at a time though, the sneaky devils.

And the darn trash man refuses to take them away..

I would have given this product 5 stars for the teeth and the project on embracing diversity, but I deducted one star because of the giant mutant ants.

so from the looks of things, the buyer seems to be genuine

better snap up all that uranium before someone else :P