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Funny euphemisms people use for farts ...

CrackerXYZ · 2010-05-02 16:18:36

Gravy Pants Firing Scud Missiles Turd Honking Mud Duck Panty Burps Pant Stainers Cut the Cheese Trouser Cough K-Fart Crack Splitters Turd Tooties Anal Audio Great Brown Cloud Exercising the meat nozzle :D

02-05-2010 4:18pm

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CrackerXYZ

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Gravy Pants

Firing Scud Missiles

Turd Honking

Mud Duck

Panty Burps

Pant Stainers

Cut the Cheese

Trouser Cough

K-Fart

Crack Splitters

Turd Tooties

Anal Audio

Great Brown Cloud

Exercising the meat nozzle

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#2 03-05-2010 7:49am

AngryHippie

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Opening your Lunchbox ( as in "did you open your lunchbox there Tom")

Sh1teing Yourself ( as in " are you after Sh1teing yourself there Tom")

Dunging your Togs ( as in "Tom Dunged his togs")

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#3 04-05-2010 10:23pm

Jondow

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Botty burp

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#4 06-05-2010 8:25am

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A bit along the same lines. Heard an English woman on the radio recently who was have a "Brzillian" waxing job done, refer to her "front bottom".

Never heard it before, might be common enough in England, so how do mothers in Ireland name it for their daughters?

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#5 06-05-2010 8:27am

s-cogan

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fanny

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#6 06-05-2010 1:41pm

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Holding farts in when you're in a crowded place such as a lift, then releasing them later, is known as Air Traffic Control.

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