Reviews of everyday objects

recylingbin

1: the bic pen (or biro)

I have noticed that what this pen writes in my diary are the exact same thoughts that i have in my mind. Can this pen be reading my thoughts, i mean, is this at all possible?


Worked fine with my right hand, but when I came to use my left hand my writing came out looking like the work of a complete imbecile. I can only assume Bic have created a right-handed only pen, and would caution left-handers to "try before you buy".

unlike most of the users on this site, I have yet to experience what they are relishing in. I cannot find the "ON" switch, and have tried everything. No manual came with this item which I feel is repugnant. I went online hoping for a PDF version of the manual, to no avail. I wish some of these companies would have customer support on these issues.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/product/B000JTOYLS/ref=cm_cr_pr_link_2?_encoding=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&pageNumber=2

Cookie_Monster

the pen sounds fine, you on the other hand may need to be returned to maufacturer

OutlawPete

Are you using LSD for ink?

Sykk

There's a shark in my roof... And..

Noopti

The Condom:
A smelly piece of rubber that ruins sex.

Verdict: Don't use one

stovelid

Did anybody else used to twist the biro vigorously between their hands in the misguided hope that it would "loosen up the ink" when the thing clapped out?

Cookie_Monster

stovelid wrote: »

Did anybody else used to twist the biro vigorously between their hands in the misguided hope that it would "loosen up the ink" when the thing clapped out?

isin't that to heat it and make it more fluid or something


oh and er..[AH answer] it cetainly loosens up me ink when a woman does it to mine...
[/AH answer]

sbsquarepants

stovelid wrote: »

Did anybody else used to twist the biro vigorously between their hands in the misguided hope that it would "loosen up the ink" when the thing clapped out?

No, but i have on occasion tried a similar technique with something else;)

Dudess

You've opened a phallic can of worms there Stove... :pac:

Wazdakka

Dudess wrote: »

You've opened a phallic can of worms there Stove... :pac:

Hmmmmm....


To the Laboratory!!
*Points Dramatically*

Skinfull

stovelid wrote: »

Did anybody else used to twist the biro vigorously between their hands in the misguided hope that it would "loosen up the ink" when the thing clapped out?

...And then lick the nib...

GLaDOS

Here's my review of grapes

Michaelrsh

http://www.amazon.com/DOC-JOHNSON-ENTERPRISES-Vac-u-lock-Attachment/dp/B000293EKM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=hi&qid=1272381964&sr=1-1


This this thing greash for arousing your woman.

Verdict: It's greash.

stovelid

Dudess wrote: »

You've opened a phallic can of worms there Stove... :pac:

The issue of people's worm-like phalli (phalluses?) is their own business. :pac:

Luno

What?

Dudess

sbsquarepants wrote: »

No, but i have on occasion tried a similar technique with something else;)

Let me guess: a tube of toothpaste?

I know what you mean, that last squirt can be a devil to get out all right...