Lighthearted politics thread

AskMyChocolate

Heh everyone. I,m a bit of a lurker so I don't tend to post all that much but unless I get up to 25 posts I'm not allowed thank any posts, which is a bit of a drag when you see a really well argued point.

That being said, I decided to start this thread and hopefully I'll be able to thank enough posts to get me over the top.

I was watching the debates between Browne, Cameron and Clegg with my brother the other night and we watched their spin doctors try to manipulate mistakes into a positive spin.

We were pretty stoned and it ended in a conversation like this


Me (pretending to be Kate Burley):Do you not think that David Cameron leaving the podium and cracking one off on that young lady's tits was a mistake?

Bro (pretending to be tory spin doctor): I think it was a bold and decisive move. This is just the sort of affirmative action that has been missing for the last thirteen years. While the other two looked on aghast, mouths gaping, doing nothing our man was out there trying to get things done. Yes some people will say that his methods are unorthodox, but I think we all know who our brave men and women out there in Afghanistan would rather have in charge. David is a man of action and it was good to see the old David back. He's good for Britain and he's good for the economy. Which would you prefer?

Anyway folks, ye get the gist. So,while admittedly we were stoned, I leave it to after hours thugs to come up with ludicrous situations and how to spin it.

I'm not sure if this should be in this forum (or any other for that matter) but I'll leave it to the mods.

Look forward to replying to any posts that will brfing me over the 25.

Thanks,

Chocolate.

galwayrush

Just keep posting, the power is in your own fingers.;)

OutlawPete

What munchies did you eat?

galwayrush

OutlawPete wrote: »

What munchies did you eat?

Weightwatchers type, lighthearted...........:p

AskMyChocolate

OutlawPete wrote: »

What munchies did you eat?

You'd have to go a long way to get the beatin's of an aul Toblerone.

OutlawPete

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

You'd have to go a long way to get the beatin's of an aul Toblerone.

I actually you could beat someone with a large Toblerone.

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Put star at the end of your name op and you're on to something

AskMyChocolate

OutlawPete wrote: »

I actually you could beat someone with a large Toblerone.

Tempted to post a new thread. "If you had a large Toblerone who would you beat with it?" Angry or sexual.

msg11

Now this is lighthearted

Mary Coughlan wrote:

The Tánaiste said it was time to say enough is enough, asking if anyone really believed that Fianna Fáil ministers were 'in some way corrupt or beholden to banks or developers'.

You better ****ing belive it cockballs, I for one do very much so belive it.

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Tempted to post a new thread. "If you had a large Toblerone who would you beat with it?" Angry or sexual.

A Toblerone, would be too good for some of the people I would like to smack hit . An Iron bar would be more in order than a Toblerone..

El Weirdo

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

...We were pretty stoned...

Yeah man. Cool username.