A packet of Torquise Extra please.

This has been bugging me for years.. It sounds silly asking for a packet of Torquise Extra and it sounds ghey asking for a packet of Cool Breeze Extra. Sometimes it's easier to ask for green or blue but it's just not the same.

How the heck do I buy my favourite chewing gum without sounding silly/ghey if they're kept behind the counter?

OutlawPete

"Pack of Juicy Fruit please.."

Loves them, miss Hubba Bubba though.

mikom

Knock yourself out............... http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SUGAR-FREE-COOL-BREEZE-CHEWING-GUM_W0QQitemZ150356655007QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Sweets_Chocolate?hash=item2301f47b9f

Enjoy the anal seepage.

landsleaving

Armed robbery is pretty much your only option.

landsleaving

landsleaving wrote: »

Armed robbery is pretty much your only option.

After i've tried and failed armed robbery, i'll just have to goto a shop with them in front of the counter..

--LOS--

snuff?

Donkey Oaty

Bring back the empty pack from last time, and say "Another packet of these, please."

Schism

Now that I think of it, I don't think I've ever asked for chewing gum. It's always been to hand.

cson

I know this is cheming gum territory but Juicy Fruits reminded me of Opel Fruits. Starburst just isn't the same.

Wow, AH is turning into Sweets & Snacks central these days! :pac:

--LOS--

anyone remember Big Red chewing gum?

OP how does it come about that you have to buy chewing gum from behind the counter that often?

tony1kenobi

--LOS-- wrote: »

anyone remember Big Red chewing gum?

OP how does it come about that you have to buy chewing gum from behind the counter that often?

He eats condoms.

Sofiztikated

If they're behind the counter,

OP: "Can I have a packet of Extra, please?"

Shopkeep: "Which, these ones?"

OP: "No, them" /Points

Shopkeep: "Ok, that'll be 65c please"

OP: "There you go, good sir."

Transaction complete.

Or it could go like

OP: "Can I have a packet of Extra, please?"

Shopkeep: "Which, these ones?"

OP: "Yes, please."

Shopkeep: "Ok, that'll be 65c please"

OP: "There you go, good sir."

I don't it being much more difficult.

EDIT: Anyone else originally read Tortoise Extra?

--LOS--

tony1kenobi wrote: »

He eats condoms.

or he's really stingey

anniehoo

It green or blue..end of FFS! "Turquoise"...:D

KnifeWRENCH

--LOS-- wrote: »

anyone remember Big Red chewing gum?

Were they the cinammon flavour ones? They were lovely.

Anyway, what kind of weird shop keeps their chewing gum behind the counter? I don't think I've ever had to ask for it, it's always on or next to the counter. I'd say just go to a different shop.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Deleted User wrote: »

This has been bugging me for years.. It sounds silly asking for a packet of Torquise Extra and it sounds ghey asking for a packet of Cool Breeze Extra. Sometimes it's easier to ask for green or blue but it's just not the same.

How the heck do I buy my favourite chewing gum without sounding silly/ghey if they're kept behind the counter?

Unless you're overly serious or sticking them up your ass, what's the problem?

brummytom

Chewing Gum behind the counter?

--LOS--

KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

Were they the cinammon flavour ones? They were lovely.

Anyway, what kind of weird shop keeps their chewing gum behind the counter? I don't think I've ever had to ask for it, it's always on or next to the counter. I'd say just go to a different shop.

Ye.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCxiuuJVT-8

cinnamon breath........sexy

KevinVonSpiel

Deleted User wrote: »

How the heck do I buy my favourite chewing gum without sounding silly/ghey if they're kept behind the counter?

Well, the crop top & the leg warmers have got to go for a start...

KevinVonSpiel

KevinVonSpiel wrote: »

Well, the crop top & the leg warmers have got to go for a start...

Well I don't mind looking gay, I just don't want to sound gay..

KevinVonSpiel

Deleted User wrote: »

Well I don't mind looking gay, I just don't want to sound gay..

Oh, I'm sorry. Misread.