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Lapdancing question

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  • 23-04-2010 10:39pm
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    kinkycouple
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    We are a couple looking to visit a lap dancing club together.

    Can anyone recommend somewhere in Dublin that is couple-friendly, not too expensive and not full of lads out on stag nights?

    In particular we'd like to know how much a lapdance costs - as well as what to expect in general.

    Any advice is most welcome!

    Thanks
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    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    lol

    asl?

    IBTL


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    Biggins
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    Sorry the wife only does pole dancing - honestly.


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    AlmightyCushion
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    kinkycouple wrote: »
    not full of lads out on stag nights?

    It's a lap-dancing club. What do you expect to find, places filled with OAPs doing their sudoko.


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    landsleaving
    Registered Users Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    kinkycouple wrote: »
    We are a couple looking to visit a lap dancing club together.

    Can anyone recommend somewhere in Dublin that is couple-friendly, not too expensive and not full of lads out on stag nights?

    In particular we'd like to know how much a lapdance costs - as well as what to expect in general.

    Any advice is most welcome!

    Thanks

    John, I don't know what you're playing at. I hope this is a joke. - Sheila.


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    opinion guy
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    kinkycouple wrote: »
    as well as what to expect in general.


    ...err....dancing.....on your lap.....


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    bronte
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    Expect boobs.


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    #8
    Pot Noodle =
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    Never could understand Women going to these places must be latent tendencies in them


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    AssaultedPeanut
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    lonad wrote: »
    Mom and Dad , i told ye Boards was off limits , now fcuk off , isn't tonight your dogging night anyway..

    In that case try Dollymount beach or the car park at Howth summit......
    ...so I hear

    <.<

    >.>


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    El Weirdo
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    lonad wrote: »
    Mom and Dad , i told ye Boards was off limits , now fcuk off , isn't tonight your dogging night anyway..
    Oh dear.


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    Kasabian
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    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Oh dear.


    A bit harsh , :o


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    El Weirdo
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    lonad wrote: »
    A bit harsh , :o
    Wasn't it?


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    Pacing Mule
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    Shenanigans !


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    Kasabian
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    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Wasn't it?

    Badly worded on my behalf.


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    landsleaving
    Registered Users Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    If the idea of maybe going to a nice, family friendly, lapdancing club together is kinky for you, then you really aren't all that kinky a couple.


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    gerrycollins
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    careful now....down with that sort of thing


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    Posy
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    landsleaving wrote: »
    family friendly, lapdancing club
    McFondles. He gets a lap dance, she has secret lesbian fantasies and the kids get a happy meal and (sex) toy. Gap in the market there.


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    Njmcc
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    Hi there
    I appreciate this is quite an old post but I was wondering if you found anywhere as my wife and I would like to do the same. Thanks
    kinkycouple wrote: »
    We are a couple looking to visit a lap dancing club together.

    Can anyone recommend somewhere in Dublin that is couple-friendly, not too expensive and not full of lads out on stag nights?

    In particular we'd like to know how much a lapdance costs - as well as what to expect in general.

    Any advice is most welcome!

    Thanks


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    Odysseus
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    Pot wrote:
    Never could understand Women going to these places must be latent tendencies in them

    If they are walking through the door those tendencies are fairly manifest tbh



    Crap just up, didn't notice it was a zombie thread


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    Njmcc
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    Odysseus wrote: »
    Pot wrote:
    Never could understand Women going to these places must be latent tendencies in them

    If they are walking through the door those tendencies are fairly manifest tbh



    Crap just up, didn't notice it was a zombie thread
    Now I'm confused must be last nights wine


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    Ms.M
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    Friend of mine went into lapellos after a night out to get a lift home off a mate that lapdances there.

    They gave her a pot of tea and a sandwich while she was waiting. :D

    She probably took from the "atmosphere" a bit...

    Would you and your oh be interested in a cupán tae and a few sambos njmcc?


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    kfallon
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    Ms.M wrote: »
    Friend of mine went into lapellos after a night out to get a lift home off a mate that lapdances there.

    They gave her a pot of tea and a sandwich while she was waiting. :D

    She probably took from the "atmosphere" a bit...

    Would you and your oh be interested in a cupán tae and a few sambos OP?

    Were they ham?


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    Ms.M
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    kfallon wrote: »
    Were they ham?

    Ham and cheese I think.


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    kfallon
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    Ms.M wrote: »
    Ham and cheese I think.

    Nice, hope she got a biscuit too


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    Nal
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    kfallon wrote: »
    Nice, hope she got a biscuit too


    a soggy one?


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    kfallon
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    Nal wrote: »
    a soggy one?

    Pervert!


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    Ghandee
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    Bleeding Poles, coming over here taking all our dancing jobs. :mad:


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    #28
    biko
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    Don't bring up old threads.
    If you have a question about something in Dublin, use the Dublin forum.


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