No tooth Chris wins $258 million.

JONJO THE MISER

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36723890/ns/us_news-wonderful_world/?GT1=43001

What a great story, at last someone who deserves it wins the lottery.

Fago!

He has teeth ya numpty! :pac:

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minidazzler

He will buy his sister/wife a new truck.
Himself a new shotgun.
A better outhouse.
More moonshine than you can dream of.
And lastly, a double-wide.

He is gonna live the american dream!

bleg

Nobody that plays the lotto should be allowed to win it.

Chris Shaw — a 29-year-old tattooed father of three who was raised by his grandparents in rural southern Missouri

aka "Hick"

2ygb4cmqetsjhx

I would say he was a sound bloke but now that he won the lotto hes a jammy toothless bastard.

jd007

Chris Shaw — a 29-year-old tattooed father of three who was raised by his grandparents in rural southern Missouri

Why does it matter that he has tattoo?!

Fago!

Posy

Shaw said he had just $28.96 in his bank account and recently bought a 1998 Ford Ranger from a friend who agreed to let him pay off the $1,000 price $100 at a time

Bet that friend is GUTTED he didn't just do a generous deed and GIVE the poor bloke his old car. What goes around comes around.

Novella

He had 28 quid in his bank account beforehand. I don't have that much. I deserve it more!

My name is URL

He has the look about him of someone that just won't be able to adjust to having so much money.. he'll probably be dead in a few years. But at least he'll die rich, eh?

starbelgrade

I guarantee that in five years time, he'll be either broke or dead.

minidazzler

starbelgrade wrote: »

I guarantee that in five years time, he'll be either broke or dead.

But he will have one hell of a monster truck!

A Missouri man who won a $258 million Powerball jackpot says he hasn't decided yet if he'll quit his job at the convenience store where he bought the winning ticket.

Doesn't know if he'll quit his job? Nah definitely doesn't deserve it.

Posy

Rojomcdojo wrote: »

Doesn't know if he'll quit his job? Nah definitely doesn't deserve it.

People who don't quit their job after winning a MASSIVE jackpot like that should have the money confiscated.

Smokin_Aces

Wonder what the missus looks like..

ScumLord

Smokin_Aces wrote: »

Wonder what the missus looks like..

A slightly more feminine version of himself probably.

Great story.. I love that he might keep his 3 week job. Now there's loyalty.

davyjose

Fair Fcuks to him. The guy clearly has no idea how much money $258 million is. He's talking about disneyland and paying his gas bills - he's richer than almost all of the celebrities he watches on tv.

I agree, it'll be very hard for him to adjust.

Absurdum

ScumLord wrote: »

A slightly more feminine version of himself probably.

aka his sister

Dennis the Stone

So how much will he get after tax?

Posy

Seventeen dollars.

Overheal

He is going to have one unbelievably luxurious F-150.

Elenxor

ScumLord wrote: »

A slightly more feminine version of himself probably.

She dosn't care what she looks like,, if he divorces her, she gets all his money.

JONJO THE MISER

I think it would make a great reailty tv show, move him to Beverly Hills Just like a real life Jed Clampet.

Sonnenblumen

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36723890/ns/us_news-wonderful_world/?GT1=43001

What a great story, at last someone who deserves it wins the lottery.

I hope he does a better job of looking after his money!:D

dubtom

What a shower of rip off bastards that yanky lotto company is,If he takes his winnings of $258 million in a lump sum he's gets $128 Million. I know he's a hick but come on.

tony1kenobi

We just met the new owner of Liverpool Football Club.Another Hick.

Stinicker

tbh!

Dempsey

Yep fair play to the lad, the world is his oyster now