Problems with knobs in law enforcement.

ejmaztec

Does this rule apply in Ireland, or don't they care about knobs in the Guards?

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE63M3LF20100423?feedType=nl&feedName=usoddlyenough

JAKARTA
Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:10pm EDT

JAKARTA (Reuters) - Forget about getting a job as a police officer in Indonesia's Papua if you have had your penis enlarged. You won't get it, according to local media reports citing the Papua police chief.

An applicant "will be asked whether or not his vital organ has been enlarged," said Papua police chief Bekto Suprapto, quoted on local website Kompas.com.
"If he has, he will be considered unfit to join the police or the military."
The ban was applied since the unnatural size causes "hindrance during training," said police spokesman Zainuri Lubis in Jakarta, quoted by news portal Detik.com.
Indonesia's remote easternmost province is home to Papuan tribes, many of whom are known for wearing penis gourds.
A low-level separatist insurgency has waged in the resources-rich part of Indonesia for decades and there is a heavy police and military presence there.
Papuans use a local technique to achieve the enlargement, according to a sexologist quoted by local newspaper Jakarta Globe, wrapping the penis with leaves from the "gatal-gatal" (itchy) tree so that it swells up "like it has been stung by a bee," the expert said.

karlog

There's no need to be a guard if you have a large wang in the first place.

Caoimhín

Would this "gatal-gatal" tree grow in Ireland?

ejmaztec

karlog wrote: »

There's no need to be a guard if you have a large wang in the first place.

Not even if you need a back-up truncheon, after breaking the standard issue one on the head of some illegally parked motorist?