What's under your sofa?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/8633012.stm

Body lay under sofa for 10 years in shared Bristol flat



A body lay undiscovered under a sofa in a sheltered flat in Bristol for nearly 10 years, an inquest has heard. The dead man, Denis Pring, 73, had been living with city council tenant Alan Derrick, who has learning difficulties.
The inquest heard Mr Derrick did not want to tell the authorities that Mr Pring had died because he was worried he would be evicted.

Most people just leave a pizza or the like!

Sad though..

petes

Jesus, the smell must have been something else!!

MaybeLogic

Ah, Denis Pring.
The 1999 Hide-and-Seek World Champion.
I was wondering where he'd got to.

admiralofthefleet

a floor

Dravokivich

*must not incriminate myself*

Loopy

I swept under mine last night and found a big durty smelly butterfly..

Wazdakka

Loopy wrote: »

I swept under mine last night and found a big durty smelly butterfly..

There is nothing offensive written here...
Move along..

biko

I keep my bodies in the Mermaids freezer.

baltimore sun

curiosity got the better of me so i looked

there was a crayon, some lego and a old chemical brothers cd i thought someone had robbed after the last house party, so i guess i owe ya one

NothingMan

Just some sticky wine stains I wasn't bothered cleaning after the last session.

corkcomp

ive never looked, and i dont intend to

AnonoBoy

biko wrote: »

I keep my bodies in the Mermaids freezer.

Jaysus I left one there too, must go back and see if it's still dead.

phasers

A toy car my Nephew left here.

Score.

A box of flapjacks that have been there since January. Still good too

storm2811

Dust!so much dust..:pac:

and cat toys that i don't even remember the cat having..

orourkeda

empty beer cans and the cartons from the chinese

AnonoBoy

storm2811 wrote: »

Dust!so much dust..:pac:

and cat toys that i don't even remember the cat having..

It'd be worse if you found cat toys and didn't even remember having a cat.

storm2811

AnonoBoy wrote: »

It'd be worse if you found cat toys and didn't even remember having a cat.

:pac:
I think they're the olds cats toys..from 2 years ago:eek:
my god where is the person who is meant to clean under my couch?!

*ring ring* mammy?we have a problem..

Cheap Thrills!

An old dartboard :cool:

LoanShark

An outline of a simpsons jigsaw, That I will some day complete,Dust a bit of the dogs biscuit and for some reason Spiders always seem to come out form under the couch every night and run across the floor...

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Nothing.:D
I cleaned up yesterday and I found a hurl, mini baseball bat and a glove.

Mint Sauce

an empty condom packet and used pregnancy test kit

:eek:

Dravokivich

irish-stew wrote: »

an empty condom packet and used pregnancy test kit

:eek:

Surely you wouldn't normally see them together...

JONJO THE MISER

Just checked now and ive hit a goldmine, found 16 paddypower pens over 4.56 in coins, a old sunday indo from 2004:eek:, a mobile phone charger, decayed sweets, 2 t-shirts, thread, a lion bar, a empty nagan of vodka,a brochure for a cruise and a old underpants:eek:

stovelid

You could have couched that story more sensitively?

Mint Sauce

Dravokivich wrote: »

Surely you wouldn't normally see them together...

not usally, but the condom seemed to do atleast one of its jobs on this occassion

irish-stew

irish-stew wrote: »

an empty condom packet and used pregnancy test kit

:eek:

Catholic birth control, the condom packet was never full! :pac:

Pherekydes

• 2 mousetraps, empty
• a half-eaten sanger (bloody kids)
• 2 empty capri-sun pouches, tropical flavour
• several buttons, chocolate (well, Easter has just gone)
• my missing Schaeffer pen (sorry, writing instrument)
• 3 coins: €2, 20c, 5c.
• 2 broken bic biros
• my daughter's missing homework (hah)
• a key
• a prescription (mine, not saying what)
• a CD (Chopin-been missing for weeks)
• a DVD (Gladiator)
• a child's purse (empty)
• a sofa! (hah, let's see what's under this one)
  • 2 mousetraps, empty
  • a half-eaten sanger (bloody...

Dravokivich

Pherekydes wrote: »

• my daughter's missing homework (hah)

It wasn't the dog then?

:P

Pherekydes

Dravokivich wrote: »

It wasn't the dog then?

:P

****, I've just found the dog and the cat under the other sofa! Looks like the dog choked on the cat's fur. I was wondering what the smell was. My 14 year-old son usually sits on that one. We thought it was him.

/Goes to look under other pieces of furniture.

ella_enchanted

Dust.

Boring much?

Im kinda jealous of the body now...

sidneykidney

In a mates house right now and afraid to look in case there is a fookin body..:o