Bloody Women Responsible for Earthquakes

OutlawPete

Damn wimminz are the problem with this world.

Why can't they leave us men be :mad:

Iranian cleric: Promiscuous women cause earthquakes

BEIRUT — A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear immodest clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes.

Iran is one of the world's most earthquake-prone countries, and the cleric's unusual explanation for why the earth shakes follows a prediction by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that a quake is certain to hit Tehran and that many of its 12 million inhabitants should relocate.

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader.

Women in the Islamic Republic are required by law to cover from head to toe, but many, especially the young, ignore some of the more strict codes and wear tight coats and scarves pulled back that show much of the hair.

"What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble?" Sedighi asked during a prayer sermon Friday. "There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes."

"We cannot invent a system that prevents earthquakes, but God has created this system and that is to avoid sins, to pray, to seek forgiveness, pay alms and self-sacrifice," Mahsooli said.

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haha love it!!

bazmaiden

Damn Right they are

we'llallhavetea_old

oh lord! girls, thats it, we've been found out

Cookie_Monster

damn wimmins

phasers

Yep, it's true. We planned it at the last big meeting

dlofnep

Now, ya hoors. Stop ruining our world!

445279.ie

Quick! Put back on the burqa :eek:

we'llallhavetea_old

phasers wrote: »

Yep, it's true. We planned it at the last big meeting

christ woman, they don't need to know everything! :eek:

Latchy

Knee Tremblers never felt so good :pac:

phasers

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

christ woman, they don't need to know everything! :eek:

I CAN'T LIVE A LIE ANYMORE

dotsman

Gives a whole new meaning to "the earth moves". Damned orgasmic bitches.

CreepingDeath

probably happens when their cycles are synchonised and it causes their wombs to resonate.

we'llallhavetea_old

phasers wrote: »

I CAN'T LIVE A LIE ANYMORE

well don't fcuk the rest of us over! :mad:

Biggins

If stupidity caused earthquakes, they'd be having them by the hour, not just occasionally.
What a bunch of fudge packers! (eat your heart out Tom cruise!)*


*South Park 200th episode.

Red Hand

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bikini


The modern bikini was invented by French engineer Louis Réard in 1946. He named it after Bikini Atoll in the Pacific, the site of the Operation Crossroads nuclear weapon tests in July that year. The reasoning was that the burst of excitement created by it would be like a nuclear device.


This mad mullah is behind the times...skimpily dressed women cause explosions, not earthquakes.

landsleaving

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

This mad mullah is behind the times...skimpily dressed women cause explosions, not earthquakes.

Sure we've known that since the stone age

http://www.racycostumes.com/racycostumesblog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/w-raquel_welch_310855f.jpg

Red Hand

landsleaving wrote: »

Sure we've known that since the stone age

http://www.racycostumes.com/racycostumesblog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/w-raquel_welch_310855f.jpg

A fine looking woman...

Oh no...earthquake!

Duggy747

landsleaving wrote: »

Sure we've known that since the stone age

http://www.racycostumes.com/racycostumesblog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/w-raquel_welch_310855f.jpg

FYP

:pac:

landsleaving

Duggy747 wrote: »

FYP

:pac:

It's forbidding my 403. The blighter!

phasers

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

well don't fcuk the rest of us over! :mad:

It's just not right. We should be at home cooking, not at meetings planning volcanic eruptions

Duggy747

landsleaving wrote: »

It's forbidding my 403. The blighter!

*cough* Fixed MY post

landsleaving

phasers wrote: »

It's just not right. We should be at home cooking, not at meetings planning volcanic erections

FYP

we'llallhavetea_old

phasers wrote: »

It's just not right. We should be at home cooking, not at meetings planning volcanic eruptions

look, i wish i could be at home, whipping up a fabulous cottage pie, few scones, popping out some more sprogs, but we have a job to do. if we don't join in, we won't be heard god damnit! :mad:

Duggy747

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

look, i wish i could be at home, whipping up a fabulous cottage pie, few scones, popping out some more sprogs, but we have a job to do. if we don't join in, we won't be heard god damnit! :mad:

I've heard of a woman scorned but this volcano lark is going too far!

Fremen

Stupid bloody wimmins. They attract bears, too. :mad:

OutlawPete

Biggins wrote: »

If stupidity caused earthquakes, they'd be having them by the hour, not just occasionally.
What a bunch of fudge packers! (eat your heart out Tom cruise!)*


*South Park 200th episode.

Which bit was from South Park?

Biggins

OutlawPete wrote: »

Which bit was from South Park?

The kids were taken to a factory where Cruise was working boxing up fudge.
They saw him there and called out "Tom Cruise is a fudge packer")


Subsequently the episode revolved around a lawsuit against the town by every celebrity who was ever made fun of on the show, and it all started with Stan deducing from all available evidence that Tom Cruise a fudge-packer.

See: http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2010/04/15/south-park-tom-cruise-is-a-fudge-packer/

wyrn

Biggins wrote: »

If stupidity caused earthquakes, they'd be having them by the hour, not just occasionally.
What a bunch of fudge packers! (eat your heart out Tom cruise!)*


*South Park 200th episode.

You've done it now Biggins -

Tom will sue boards.ie

:eek:

Seriously though I feel sorry for those who will listen to him and there will be some. I mean dressing immodestly - wtf? I could understand if he had said it was because of women going mad because of men leaving wet towels on the floor, men not seeing the mess they made, men putting in a coloured shirt in a white wash...............

AckwelFoley

Hey woman, i knew it, you really do rock my worlk

Bonito

Phasers is a woman?

Kiera

Bonito wrote: »

Phasers is a woman?

I hope not

we'llallhavetea_old

yes she is... isn't she?

OutlawPete

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

yes she is... isn't she?

He's a woman, yes - that is true.

Benjamin Linus is all you need to know.

Darlughda

Well, of course we were just put in this world by the devil himself just to drive religious fanatics demented with lust and cause ruptures in the earths surface.

Multi-tasking dontch'ya know.

recylingbin

Darlughda wrote: »

Well, of course we were just put in this world by the devil himself just to drive religious fanatics demented with lust and cause ruptures in the earths surface.

Multi-tasking dontch'ya know.

DazMarz

bazmaiden wrote: »

Damn Right they are

MYYYYYYYYYYYY EYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEES!!!! MY POOR EYES!!!! WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:(:(:(

starbelgrade

Women are always to blame. Period.

Especially for the period bit.

Bottle_of_Smoke

Someone must have replaced Fred Phelp's bible with a Quran.

rich1874

I always knew it. I've always said it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8631775.stm

Sykk

He has the intellect equal to that of a field mouse

RATM

This makes sense. Iranian women being promiscuous cause earthquakes.
Icelandic women being promiscuous causes giant volcanic ask clouds to disperse over Europe. Total sense, go the imams.

Danbo!

IT WORKED!! My time machine!! IT WORKED!!!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Sykk wrote: »

He has the intellect equal to that of a field mouse

Don't be insulting field mice

conorhal

RATM wrote: »

This makes sense. Iranian women being promiscuous cause earthquakes.
Icelandic women being promiscuous causes giant volcanic ask clouds to disperse over Europe. Total sense, go the imams.

In which case, and for the good of humanity ,I humbly suggest that all women should hence forth only be allowed to sleep with me, thus ensuring that the world suffers no greater catastrophe than a cool and slightly overcast day.....

whadabouchasir

Do they not teach geography in Iran?

sbsquarepants

Ah, religion, is there anything it can't explain!!

stovelid

/Tests water for a joke about cracks but is too afraid

Donkey Oaty

Just a reminder: the Israeli far-right blame eathquakes on homosexuality.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1579424/Israeli-earthquakes-are-gays-fault-says-MP.html

Capt'n Midnight

Big women rock my world*


*and the other women too

m@cc@

http://www.news.com.au/technology/boobquake-determined-to-prove-cleric-wrong/story-e6frfro0-1225856787031

A ONE-WOMAN mission to prove breasts don't cause earthquakes has swollen into a shirt-straining global movement preparing for the inaugural "Boobquake".
Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi angered womens' groups around the world on Monday when he claimed that promiscuous women were responsible for literally making the earth move.
"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,'' Sedighi said.
"What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble?'' he asked during a prayer sermon on Friday.
"There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes.''
Jennifer McCreight is determined to prove him wrong.
Since launching the "Boobquake" Facebook page two days ago, she has enlisted more than 20,000 women promising to show as much cleavage as possible on Monday, April 26.
If the world doesn't then disappear into an apocalyptic fiery chasm, then Sedighi will have no option but to admit he was wrong.
"On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own," Ms McCreight wrote.
"Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town.
"I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that's your preferred form of immodesty.
"With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake.
"If not, I'm sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn't rumble."
And you can now make that number 21,000 - and rising fast.

http://prophetjoe.com/photos/Cleavage.jpg

I think yous all owe Sedighi a big fucking apology.