Porridge

Pot Noodle =

Anytime i eat it for brekkie i eat like a horse for the rest of the day Why

Fear Uladh

You shouldnt eat as much oats as a horse.

bazmaiden

--LOS--

...........coz porridge is horse food?

blond45

you should fel full till lunch time. any time i eat it im grand . may be you mite not eat enough of it. full bowl is it?

Pot Noodle =

I usually skip Breakfast and might have some food about 3 o'clock but when i eat porridge i am starving all the time, am i unhinged

Pot Noodle =

blond45 wrote: »

you should fel full till lunch time. any time i eat it im grand . may be you mite not eat enough of it. full bowl is it?

Its the Microwave one

admiralofthefleet

because you are a horse

InTheTrees

...you'll poop like a horse too...

:eek:

4zn76tysfajdxp

Pot wrote:

Anytime i eat it for brekkie i eat like a horse for the rest of the day Why

It's probably the feedbag.

blond45

thats no good at all. there is startch stuff put in it to cook quickly in a microwave, get the real pack flahivens. i do it in water , as in put porridge in bowl , put water in to cover the porridge, put it in microwave for 4 mins, i put raisns in it while cooking comes out nice and sweet, when finished put milk in it to taste yummy.

Pot Noodle =

The starch must be the accelerant in my hunger then

My name is URL

You should have mentioned Flahavan's in the OP and demanded free merchandise from them

/that's some good bird feed

--LOS--

cinnamon on porridge...mmmm

blond45

Pot wrote:

The starch must be the accelerant in my hunger then

well if you dont eat till 3pm of course your hungry, your body think its in the famine again, make time to eat earlyer if you can..what do eat when your hungry then?

Cheap Thrills!

....research has revealed* that theres no chewin' in it, so it's like already digested food, so it goes through ya lightening quick....leaving a big empty, yawning chasm in yer belly and the urge to eat a farmers arse through a tennis racquet....









*may contain traces of truth

orourkeda

If you eat like a horse can we therefore assume that you are also hung like a horse?

CoalBucket

Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale made a great team. Mackay was my favourite though

spender.j

CoalBucket wrote: »

Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale made a great team. Mackay was my favourite though

Did you read the thread first?:rolleyes:

OutlawPete

CoalBucket wrote: »

Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale made a great team. Mackay was my favourite though

I have a framed photo of the lads.

Fawlty Towers the best sitcom my arse.

It was second though

Kasabian

CoalBucket wrote: »

Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale made a great team. Mackay was my favourite though

Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous

Bonito

Get some proper oats that you have to prepare about a week prior to eating it for brekkie. :pac:

Some raisins, honey, milk, banana slices. Nyom nyom nyom.

cson

How has a thread on porridge hit 2 pages already is what I want to know :pac:

CoalBucket

spender.j wrote: »

Did you read the thread first?:rolleyes:

I originally thought it was about the TV show, then I read the thread and thought feck it i'll post about the tv show anyway

dubtom

I've cured my farting and general discomfort all day problem by throwing the porridge in the bin,seriously,that stuff is lethal.

Pot Noodle =

Im still famished

starbelgrade

Porridge?!?! F*cking hippy nonsense - just have a proper fry-up & f*ck that sick-a-lookie sh*t in the bin.