Iceland Volcano

tigerblob · 18-04-2010 11:32am #1

Look in the sky, do you see ash?
No, because the ash is a lie. There is no volcano.
All flights are cancelled for some other reason, something big is going on.

SV · 18-04-2010 11:32am

tigerblob wrote: »

Look in the sky, do you see ash?
No, because the ash is a lie. There is no volcano.
All flights are cancelled for some other reason, something big is going on.

No there isn't.

mikom · 18-04-2010 11:34am

tigerblob wrote: »

something big is going on.

Yeah..... I put on a condom earlier.

Run_to_da_hills · 18-04-2010 11:34am

tigerblob wrote: »

Look in the sky, do you see ash?
No, because the ash is a lie. There is no volcano.
All flights are cancelled for some other reason, something big is going on.

CT Forum is that way

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brummytom · 18-04-2010 11:35am

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

CT Forum is that way
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I lol'd

m@cc@ · 18-04-2010 11:38am

tigerblob wrote: »

Look in the sky, do you see ash?
No, because the ash is a lie. There is no volcano.
All flights are cancelled for some other reason, something big is going on.

Be sure to get back to us when you know more.

maglite · 18-04-2010 11:42am

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

CT Forum is that way
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http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/volcano-pic-big.jpg

Rabies · 18-04-2010 11:43am

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

CT Forum is that way
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OP listen to the man. He knows the place well

--LOS-- · 18-04-2010 11:43am

tigerblob wrote: »

Look in the sky, do you see ash?
No, because the ash is a lie. There is no volcano.
All flights are cancelled for some other reason, something big is going on.

Ah, I see your error

.......Roscommon

You need to come up to big schmoke.

G_R · 18-04-2010 11:52am

brummytom wrote: »

I lol'd

i looked twice to make sure i saw the name right

galwayrush · 18-04-2010 12:19pm

Bloody Head Shops.:pac:

the keen edge · 18-04-2010 12:32pm

tigerblob wrote: »

Look in the sky, do you see ash?
No, because the ash is a lie. There is no volcano.
All flights are cancelled for some other reason, something big is going on.

Here is a society that I am sure you will feel at home with OP.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_Earth_Society

rednik · 18-04-2010 12:35pm

Just watching "Cloudy with a chance of meatballs and maybe some flights".:D

mike65 · 18-04-2010 12:42pm

Aparently climate change is the cause of the volcano, or possibly the Hadron Collider.

Wossack · 18-04-2010 12:43pm

We didnt listen!

pablodunlop · 18-04-2010 12:44pm

Jim??Is that you?

How are the sisters?

RolandIRL · 18-04-2010 12:49pm

Aparently climate change is the cause of the volcano, or possibly the Hadron Collider.

Yes, cause volcanos don't erupt spontaneuosly naturally!!! I fail to see how climate change affected the magma below the volcano. i'm not a climate change sceptic (i think it's going to f**k up the world for generations) but you're sooo wrong!
The Hadron Collider really caused the volcano to erupt
back in 1821. Damn, those physicsists are going back in time to erupt volcanoes

Wossack · 18-04-2010 12:50pm

whiteman19 wrote: »

Yes, cause volcanos don't erupt spontaneuosly naturally!!! I fail to see how climate change affected the magma below the volcano. i'm not a climate change sceptic (i think it's going to f**k up the world for generations) but you're sooo wrong!
The Hadron Collider really caused the volcano to erupt
back in 1821. Damn, those physicsists are going back in time to erupt volcanoes

lol

good thing mike didnt mention the reverse vampires, or ya'd have really embarrassed yourself

m@cc@ · 18-04-2010 12:51pm

whiteman19 wrote: »

Yes, cause volcanos don't erupt spontaneuosly naturally!!! I fail to see how climate change affected the magma below the volcano. i'm not a climate change sceptic (i think it's going to f**k up the world for generations) but you're sooo wrong!
The Hadron Collider really caused the volcano to erupt
back in 1821. Damn, those physicsists are going back in time to erupt volcanoes

You don't get satire, do you?

mike65 · 18-04-2010 12:56pm

Satire? I'm serious!

Icelandic Ice Cap Thaw May Trigger It's Dormant Volcanoes
Saturday, April 17, 2010
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Although there has been nothing to link the current volcanic eruption from below the Eyjafjallajokull glacier in Iceland to global warming scientists are warning that a thaw of Iceland's ice caps in the coming decades - caused by climate change - may trigger more volcanic eruptions by removing a vast weight and freeing magma from deep beneath the surface.

Eyjafjallajokull, although the 5th largest glacier in Iceland, is considered too small and light to affect local geology. This does not detract from research done by Freysteinn Sigmundsson, a vulcanologist at the University of Iceland, who confirms that "eventually there will be either somewhat larger eruptions or more frequent eruptions in Iceland in coming decades."

He said that global warming melts ice and this can influence magmatic systems pointing out that the end of the Ice Age 10,000 years ago coincided with a surge in volcanic activity in Iceland. This apparently as a result of the land rising while huge ice caps thinned out.

See there is always a Climate Change angle and if there isn't, one will be made up or shoe-horned in.

Carl Sagan · 18-04-2010 1:04pm

I think it's time we tell Iceland to knock down it's volcanoes. They're nothing but trouble.

galwayrush · 18-04-2010 1:08pm

Carl Sagan wrote: »

I think it's time we tell Iceland to knock down it's volcanoes. They're nothing but trouble.

Who will finance the project?:pac::pac:

RolandIRL · 18-04-2010 1:12pm

mike65, please note that your post says that the current volcanic eruption probably isn't linked to climate change (i prefer this to global warming), but the post is related to future eruptions

i'd like to see how you defend your statement about the hardron collider, because i'm sure there aren't closer volcanos that it'd affect...

are you sure your name isn't Jim Corr, with your crazy conspiracy theories :P

--LOS-- · 18-04-2010 1:14pm

whiteman19 wrote: »

mike65, please note that your post says that the current volcanic eruption probably isn't linked to climate change (i prefer this to global warming), but the post is related to future eruptions

i'd like to see how you defend your statement about the hardron collider, because i'm sure there aren't closer volcanos that it'd affect...

are you sure your name isn't Jim Corr, with your crazy conspiracy theories :P

.........yes and the reverse vampires

Mrmoe · 18-04-2010 1:20pm

Don't you get it? This was all about oil. The volcano could have gieven us an abundance of clean hydrothermal energy that would make our need for oil reducdant. To stop this secret dark forces planted explosives at selected vulnerable fracture lines casuing the eruption. Iceland was just the perfect patsy. They have a small population, isolated in the north Atlantic and have pissed off alot of people with their economic collapse.:D

123balltv · 18-04-2010 1:22pm

stupid volcanos
My family were coming over from New york for a wedding and then going to that Whitney concert, Thank God she sounded like **** so I heard a volcano would have sounded better than that crackhead

Ash -- holes