Jesus, what a cock up

OutlawPete

Parishioners at a church in Oklahoma have been complaining that Jesus is too well hung:

Churchgoers in Oklahoma are reportedly outraged with a crucifix in a Catholic church that they say shows an image of genitalia on Jesus.

According to NewsOk.com, the crucifix, which hangs above the church's main altar, has caused a deep divide among parishioners at St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Church.

"There are a couple people who have left the parish," Fox News quoted Rev. Philip Seeton as telling the website.

"There are people in the parish who don't like it and have stayed," he said.
Some parishioners say that they have a problem with what appears to be a large penis covering Jesus' abdominal area.

But that portion, Seeton told the website, is meant to be Jesus' abdomen "showing distension"-and not a penis.

"I've had people who have vocally said that that's what they see there," Seeton said.

"I've had people who have been just as vocal who said that's not what they're seeing there," he added.

Calls to St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Church in Warr Acres, Okla., were not immediately returned.

A local artist who designed the crucifix had no comment. (ANI)

Source

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jC3wy_qHco

Jesus Wept

Carpenters... wood.





..Willy

Dudess

Surely it's only respectful that our lord be depicted as being well endowed? Wouldn't it be blasphemous if he had a small wiener?

Hank_Jones

Raised from the dead again I see...

Posy

What guy who could turn water into wine wouldn't at some stage use his powers to give himself a bigger willy?

Dudess

He has risen.

Robbo

Body of Christ pun.

I really wouldn't know how to get my daily fix of "aaandaahahaahAHAHHA Finally...a man born with 3 buttocks" news, if it weren't for relentless AH copypasta.

old_aussie

Didn't God create man as an image of himself.

So Jesus would be a genetic reproduction.

Well then, God only knows what went wrong with me

Intothesea

His coterie look a bit dumbfounded that he can manage it with all that bleeding going on. What's the story, King of Morning Glory etc. :pac:

we'llallhavetea_old

i'd give it a go.

Morlar

Dudess wrote: »

He has risen.

No one can beat the rizz.

mikom

At my age I call my cock jesus
After it's been nailed it takes around 2 days before it rises again.

bad2dabone

Christ will cum again.

Posy

I hope boards doesn't crash again because of an overload of A.H puns.
(we all know that's really what happened last time..)

Sharpshooter

OutlawPete wrote: »

Parishioners at a church in Oklahoma have been complaining that Jesus is too well hung

Wasn't he conceived without a cock up?

seanybiker

old_aussie wrote: »

Didn't God create man as an image of himself.

So Jesus would be a genetic reproduction.

Well then, God only knows what went wrong with me

god is the father son and holy ghost. So he is himself and his son. How that work out. He is his own father. Must be from meath. How he work that one out.

McChubbin

Jesus is coming...

Pass the tissues.

mawk

he really should have tucked it in under his bible belt to keep it out of sight

Agent Smith

McChubbin wrote: »

Jesus is coming...

Pass the tissues.

Close your eyes.

bonerm

Dudess wrote: »

Surely it's only respectful that our lord be depicted as being well endowed? Wouldn't it be blasphemous if he had a small wiener?

Depends on the culture. For example the ancient Greeks (and subequently the Romans) deliberately put overly tiny cocks on their nude sculptures as it was considered comical or beastial for one of their heroes to have large genitals.

I'm glad I wasnt around at that time. I'd have been such a figure of fun in the sauna :pac:

m@cc@

Churchgoers in Oklahoma are reportedly outraged with a crucifix in a Catholic church that they say shows an image of genitalia on Jesus....................
A local artist who designed the crucifix had no comment. (ANI)

Maybe it was an ejaculate conception.

WindSock

'Body of Christ'?



Yes plz!

Terry

His balls are in the wrong place. Damn Romans and their torture methods.

jester77

he shouldn't be staring at the altar boys

orourkeda

With a nudger lke that I'm surprised there's no jesus porn on redtube.

I thought chicks would be all over that pecker.