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Advice for those trying to score with Ladies tonight.

  • 17-04-2010 2:02pm
    #1
    Dublindude69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭Dublindude69


    I have a fool proof plan that just can't fail. Firstly you have to learn the lyrics of the following song. When you are in nightclub tonight go up to any woman and just start singing it to them. It's this easy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCxB1fILNew


Comments

  • #2
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    My good ol' buddy chloroform hasn't let me down yet!


  • #3
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    Dublindude69 wrote: »
    When you are in nightclub tonight go up to any woman and just start singing it to them. It's this easy.

    DON'T try it without the holographic sticker.


  • #4
    Dublindude69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭Dublindude69


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    DON'T try it without the holographic sticker.
    Oh yeah, haven't done that yet, must buy one.


  • #5
    Jaxxon Dirty Stretcher
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Jaxxon Dirty Stretcher


    your made for me
    my what is made for you :confused:


  • #6
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    Dublindude69 wrote: »
    Oh yeah, haven't done that yet, must buy one.

    quick......pound shop

    It's also why girls like guys with credit cards and money.

    Girls digg holograms.


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    My good ol' buddy chloroform hasn't let me down yet!

    Fek that, I want the resistance.


  • #8
    Dublindude69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭Dublindude69


    This time tomorrow, this thread will be full of dudes thanking me.


  • #9
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    Dublindude69 wrote: »
    This time tomorrow, this thread will be full of dudes thanking me.

    thought you wanted a lady :D


  • #10
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Fek that, I want the resistance.

    And then some backlash


  • #11
    CianRyan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,721 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    Dublindude69 wrote: »
    This time tomorrow, this thread will be full of dudes thanking me.


    ;)


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  • #12
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    After Hours
    Advice for those trying to score with Ladies tonight.

    I think I've spotted a flaw.


  • #13
    SlabMurphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 462 ✭✭SlabMurphy


    Act as if your gay and then you'll have no probs pulling them.


  • #14
    SarahMs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 205 ✭✭SarahMs


    wonder how many will try this 2night!


  • #15
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    I would think it is actually:

    You're made for me.


    Just in case the lady is a grammar nazi. :p


  • #16
    Dublindude69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭Dublindude69


    So who's going out not to try this?


  • #17
    El Siglo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    Dublindude69 wrote: »
    I have a fool proof plan that just can't fail. Firstly you have to learn the lyrics of the following song. When you are in nightclub tonight go up to any woman and just start singing it to them. It's this easy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCxB1fILNew

    I was thinking of this...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE


  • #18
    ZzubZzub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 444 ✭✭ZzubZzub


    El Siglo wrote: »
    I was thinking of this...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE

    Jon leJoie = legend. Sunday afternoon is fandabulous.


  • #19
    Dublindude69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭Dublindude69


    I was expecting this thread to be filled with people thanking me by now.


  • #20
    Fear Uladh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Fear Uladh


    Dublindude69 wrote: »
    I was expecting this thread to be filled with people thanking me by now.


    Maybe they are giving her one for you to show their appreciation.


  • #21
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Dublindude69 wrote: »
    I was expecting this thread to be filled with people thanking me by now.

    I'm sure they're all still in bed now eating a late breakfast with the hot women they scored last night.


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  • #22
    Dublindude69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭Dublindude69


    bonerm wrote: »
    I'm sure they're all still in bed now eating a late breakfast with the hot women they scored last night.
    Then they'll need to know this song.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQAB1ZE47s0


  • #23
    Feeona
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    Had to amend the song (and me) slightly, but it worked.

    Thanks dublindude69:)


  • #24
    corkcomp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,114 ✭✭✭corkcomp


    first step = get off the bloody interweb and into a pub / club lol ;):pac:


  • #25
    ilovelamp2000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,435 ✭✭✭ilovelamp2000


    And if the lady you're after has a boyfriend, here is the gameplan you need :

    http://i.imgur.com/BTRkN.jpg


  • #26
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    SlabMurphy wrote: »
    Act as if your gay and then you'll have no probs pulling them.

    Pretending to be married also goes down a bomb.


  • #27
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    SlabMurphy wrote: »
    Act as if your gay and then you'll have no probs pulling them.
    orourkeda wrote: »
    Pretending to be married also goes down a bomb.

    This is true. People always seem to want what they can't have.

    Probably explains why there is so much discussion among AH members wrt methods for scoring women.


  • #28
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Dublindude69 wrote: »
    I was expecting this thread to be filled with people thanking me by now.

    http://i661.photobucket.com/albums/uu332/IIJM/forum/nofwra.gif


  • #29
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    bonerm wrote: »
    This is true. People always seem to want what they can't have.

    Probably explains why there is so much discussion among AH members wrt methods for scoring women.

    A fifty wrapped around the shaft of your knob is a good ice breaker.


  • #30
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    A fifty wrapped around the shaft of your knob is a good ice breaker.

    Not if it's a 50 cent coin it isn't.


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