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Finding love

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  • 16-04-2010 12:19pm
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    Des Carter
    Registered Users Posts: 720 ✭✭✭


    Hey,
    When looking through boards I discovered there were a huge number of threads regarding the issue of finding love (something more than just sex). However there was no real advice apart from joining societies and friends of friends (boring).
    So basically

    1. Whats the best way of approaching a stranger with the hope of possibly starting a long term relationship.
    and
    2. Any bizzare/interesting/strange stories about how people met and fell in love.

    For example I know this guy who was dared to go up to a really hot girl (way out of his league) in a club and use a cheesy pick-up line (are you Indian cause you just charmed my snake over to you). Although nothing happened that night they got talking and eventually started going out.

    Any thoughts.
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    #2
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    In before rohypnol jokes


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    #3
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Love just happens. No need to force it.


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    Rhyme
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 8,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭Rhyme


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    In before rohypnol jokes
    orourkeda wrote: »
    Love just happens. No need to force it.

    Polarising reports here in After Hours.


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    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,240 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Nothing says love better than suprise sex!


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    #6
    seraphimvc
    Registered Users Posts: 3,356 ✭✭✭seraphimvc


    leave ireland - to the real world! :pac:


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    #7
    bronte
    Registered Users Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Let it find you.


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    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Love? I'd be happy with a ride!


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    Anti
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    Insurgent wrote: »
    Love? I'd be happy with a ride!

    supermarkets are a suppringly untapped resource... so i've been told.


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    #10
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Do up a graph of everyone that thanks your posts.

    Deicde which of your posts best represented you as a person.

    Disregard the rest.

    Then PM them all the users left an offer of a date.

    Worked for me and I'm marrying Biggins in the Autumn.


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    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    go to the pheonix park after dark


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    Mr Benevolent
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    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Do up a graph of everyone that thanks your posts.

    Deicde which of your posts best represented you as a person.

    Disregard the rest.

    Then PM them all the users left an offer of a date.

    Worked for me and I'm marrying Biggins in the Autumn.

    I bet that'll come as a surprise to Biggins.


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    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Confab wrote: »
    I bet that'll come as a surprise to Biggins.

    Hardly, we have been at it since April Fools day.

    He bought me a lovely ring too.

    Best in Argos :)


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    force majeure
    Registered Users Posts: 387 ✭✭force majeure


    Loov hurts when you cant find it.
    Loov hurts when you do find it.
    Love... an't it a right old kick in the whats it. :(:(


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    Blazer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,427 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Hardly, we have been at it since April Fools day.

    He bought me a lovely ring too.

    Best in Argos :)

    I'm trying not to get an image of Biggin's and your avatar getting it off..

    thanks mate..you just ruined BSG for me...frak you :)


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    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Who said is has to be with a person?


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    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Chat-up lines and approaches are a bit overrated.

    If she likes the look of you she likes you, and all you should do is facilitate the conversation in the simplest way and obviously don't say anything too asinine.


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    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Hardly, we have been at it since April Fools day.

    He bought me a lovely ring too.

    Best in Argos :)
    Biggins loves his wife, how dare you!


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    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    go to the pheonix park after dark

    ...where one will find a big public erection. The monument I mean.


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    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyTy9bSJeN0


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    Greyfox
    Registered Users Posts: 3,751 ✭✭✭Greyfox


    Des Carter wrote: »
    Whats the best way of approaching a stranger

    Only retards with no social skills use chat-up lines!

    Walk over to a girl and say Hi and start a conversation, it's actually quite an easy thing to do


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    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,240 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Anti wrote: »
    supermarkets are a suppringly untapped resource... so i've been told.

    You can buy a ride from a supermarket, I'll go to ALDI so, get one on the cheap! :p:D


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    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Des Carter wrote: »
    Hey,
    When looking through boards I discovered there were a huge number of threads regarding the issue of finding love (something more than just sex). However there was no real advice apart from joining societies and friends of friends (boring).
    So basically

    1. Whats the best way of approaching a stranger with the hope of possibly starting a long term relationship.
    and
    2. Any bizzare/interesting/strange stories about how people met and fell in love.

    For example I know this guy who was dared to go up to a really hot girl (way out of his league) in a club and use a cheesy pick-up line (are you Indian cause you just charmed my snake over to you). Although nothing happened that night they got talking and eventually started going out.

    Any thoughts.
    So, Op, you say you want to find love?


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    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Des Carter wrote: »
    Hey,
    When looking through boards I discovered there were a huge number of threads regarding the issue of finding love (something more than just sex). However there was no real advice apart from joining societies and friends of friends (boring).
    So basically

    1. Whats the best way of approaching a stranger with the hope of possibly starting a long term relationship.
    and
    2. Any bizzare/interesting/strange stories about how people met and fell in love.

    For example I know this guy who was dared to go up to a really hot girl (way out of his league) in a club and use a cheesy pick-up line (are you Indian cause you just charmed my snake over to you). Although nothing happened that night they got talking and eventually started going out.

    Any thoughts.

    You will die alone.


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    #25
    cafecolour
    Registered Users Posts: 1,328 ✭✭✭cafecolour


    The best way to find love quickly is to lower your standards.


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    #26
    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    bonerm wrote: »
    You will die alone.

    How do you know for sure? He could die in a plane crash. Surrounded by bodies then. I've got your back OP!


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    #27
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Nice clean shiny bellend,fresh and clean looking, anxious for work like, no scabs, no drool, no drippage or bad stinky smell.

    No knob cheese,bell butter,bag oil, arse crack silt, or stale winnitts.

    No ball shine, sweaty sack,arse crack gravy, or japs eye gyp.

    Avoid those bad boys OP, and you will surely find love.

    Women love a clean eager knob.


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    #28
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users Posts: 2,212 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Do up a graph of everyone that thanks your posts.

    Deicde which of your posts best represented you as a person.

    Disregard the rest.

    Then PM them all the users left an offer of a date.

    Worked for me and I'm marrying Biggins in the Autumn.

    Whi is the woman and who is the man in this relationship?:eek:


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    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    stovelid wrote: »
    Chat-up lines and approaches are a bit overrated.

    If she likes the look of you she likes you, and all you should do is facilitate the conversation in the simplest way and obviously don't say anything too asinine.

    Does that post come in English? :D


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