Finding love

Des Carter

Hey,
When looking through boards I discovered there were a huge number of threads regarding the issue of finding love (something more than just sex). However there was no real advice apart from joining societies and friends of friends (boring).
So basically

1. Whats the best way of approaching a stranger with the hope of possibly starting a long term relationship.
and
2. Any bizzare/interesting/strange stories about how people met and fell in love.

For example I know this guy who was dared to go up to a really hot girl (way out of his league) in a club and use a cheesy pick-up line (are you Indian cause you just charmed my snake over to you). Although nothing happened that night they got talking and eventually started going out.

Any thoughts.

ibarelycare

In before rohypnol jokes

orourkeda

Love just happens. No need to force it.

Rhyme

ibarelycare wrote: »

In before rohypnol jokes

orourkeda wrote: »

Love just happens. No need to force it.

Polarising reports here in After Hours.

L.Jenkins

Nothing says love better than suprise sex!

seraphimvc

leave ireland - to the real world! :pac:

bronte

Let it find you.

petes

Love? I'd be happy with a ride!

Anti

Insurgent wrote: »

Love? I'd be happy with a ride!

supermarkets are a suppringly untapped resource... so i've been told.

OutlawPete

Do up a graph of everyone that thanks your posts.

Deicde which of your posts best represented you as a person.

Disregard the rest.

Then PM them all the users left an offer of a date.

Worked for me and I'm marrying Biggins in the Autumn.

admiralofthefleet

go to the pheonix park after dark

Mr Benevolent

OutlawPete wrote: »

Do up a graph of everyone that thanks your posts.

Deicde which of your posts best represented you as a person.

Disregard the rest.

Then PM them all the users left an offer of a date.

Worked for me and I'm marrying Biggins in the Autumn.

I bet that'll come as a surprise to Biggins.

OutlawPete

Confab wrote: »

I bet that'll come as a surprise to Biggins.

Hardly, we have been at it since April Fools day.

He bought me a lovely ring too.

Best in Argos

force majeure

Loov hurts when you cant find it.
Loov hurts when you do find it.
Love... an't it a right old kick in the whats it. :(

Blazer

OutlawPete wrote: »

Hardly, we have been at it since April Fools day.

He bought me a lovely ring too.

Best in Argos

I'm trying not to get an image of Biggin's and your avatar getting it off..

thanks mate..you just ruined BSG for me...frak you

Sykk

Who said is has to be with a person?

stovelid

Chat-up lines and approaches are a bit overrated.

If she likes the look of you she likes you, and all you should do is facilitate the conversation in the simplest way and obviously don't say anything too asinine.

phasers

OutlawPete wrote: »

Hardly, we have been at it since April Fools day.

He bought me a lovely ring too.

Best in Argos

Biggins loves his wife, how dare you!

JerryHandbag

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

go to the pheonix park after dark

...where one will find a big public erection. The monument I mean.

OutlawPete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyTy9bSJeN0

Greyfox

Des Carter wrote: »

Whats the best way of approaching a stranger

Only retards with no social skills use chat-up lines!

Walk over to a girl and say Hi and start a conversation, it's actually quite an easy thing to do

L.Jenkins

Anti wrote: »

supermarkets are a suppringly untapped resource... so i've been told.

You can buy a ride from a supermarket, I'll go to ALDI so, get one on the cheap!

Bonito

Des Carter wrote: »

Hey,
When looking through boards I discovered there were a huge number of threads regarding the issue of finding love (something more than just sex). However there was no real advice apart from joining societies and friends of friends (boring).
So basically

1. Whats the best way of approaching a stranger with the hope of possibly starting a long term relationship.
and
2. Any bizzare/interesting/strange stories about how people met and fell in love.

For example I know this guy who was dared to go up to a really hot girl (way out of his league) in a club and use a cheesy pick-up line (are you Indian cause you just charmed my snake over to you). Although nothing happened that night they got talking and eventually started going out.

Any thoughts.

So, Op, you say you want to find love?

bonerm

Des Carter wrote: »

Hey,
When looking through boards I discovered there were a huge number of threads regarding the issue of finding love (something more than just sex). However there was no real advice apart from joining societies and friends of friends (boring).
So basically

1. Whats the best way of approaching a stranger with the hope of possibly starting a long term relationship.
and
2. Any bizzare/interesting/strange stories about how people met and fell in love.

For example I know this guy who was dared to go up to a really hot girl (way out of his league) in a club and use a cheesy pick-up line (are you Indian cause you just charmed my snake over to you). Although nothing happened that night they got talking and eventually started going out.

Any thoughts.

You will die alone.

cafecolour

The best way to find love quickly is to lower your standards.

Fizman

bonerm wrote: »

You will die alone.

How do you know for sure? He could die in a plane crash. Surrounded by bodies then. I've got your back OP!

FlutterinBantam

Nice clean shiny bellend,fresh and clean looking, anxious for work like, no scabs, no drool, no drippage or bad stinky smell.

No knob cheese,bell butter,bag oil, arse crack silt, or stale winnitts.

No ball shine, sweaty sack,arse crack gravy, or japs eye gyp.

Avoid those bad boys OP, and you will surely find love.

Women love a clean eager knob.

Mrmoe

OutlawPete wrote: »

Do up a graph of everyone that thanks your posts.

Deicde which of your posts best represented you as a person.

Disregard the rest.

Then PM them all the users left an offer of a date.

Worked for me and I'm marrying Biggins in the Autumn.

Whi is the woman and who is the man in this relationship?:eek:

Mr. Presentable

stovelid wrote: »

Chat-up lines and approaches are a bit overrated.

If she likes the look of you she likes you, and all you should do is facilitate the conversation in the simplest way and obviously don't say anything too asinine.

Does that post come in English?