Funny Omegle Conversations

GA361

Mods,please don't remove, I know there is a similer thread in Cool Vids but i just wan't to get an Ah perspective/rections:o
Now before people start giving out to me about this conversation, this is omegle and it's only a bit of light-hearted fun, not serious at all. This does not reflect my beliefs,opinions or public behaviour etc etc.

Now I had a convo with this American girl and it went a little something like this (well it went exactly like this actually)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: asl?
Stranger: 18 f usa
You: 18 f england
Stranger: cool, what part
You: birmingham
You: bj?
Stranger: i thought you were a girl
You: i'm both
Stranger: oh. alrighty
Stranger: so you have a *(male reproductive organ)* and a *(female reproductive organ*?
You: yup, i almost got myself pregnant yesterday. Thank God i didn't because the father would be such a bastard
Stranger: haha
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Stranger: so are you a girl or guy
You: guy 18 Irl
Stranger: cool
You: yeah . . . . . . where u live in america
Stranger: virginia. its pretty dull
You: that's where they grow tobacco
Stranger: yeah, they did a while ago like in the 1700's i dont know if they still do
You: well i hope they do cos i'm smokin /golden Virginia right now . . . . this better not be more than 300 yrs old . . . because if it is . . . .
Stranger: i dont live near where they do anyway
You: George washington grew tobacco
Stranger: probably
You: yup thats where the nickname 'Smokey George' came from
Stranger: i didn't know that was his nickname
You: Tut Tut and u call yourself an American
Stranger: but then again we dont learn anything useful in school here
You: Ha ha the American school system
Stranger: i find it pretty awful, i don't know anything about geography and history of other countries. its quite stupid
You: ha they probably teach evolution as fact over there lol
Stranger: its not? i had no idea
You: Yup, not surprised really, the Government over there don't want u to know the truth
Stranger: they definitely don't teach evolution in the south though
Stranger: the government here sucks, i wonder what else their hinding, probably aliens
You: Alians aren't real stupid. . . wan’t to know the truth about how it all began?
Stranger: definitely
You: ok brace yourself for the truth
Stranger: alright, i will
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Stranger: are you trying to think of a story?
You: yup i have nothing
You: :-(
Stranger: oh well, you could have just taken a story from a movie
You: Well it's getting late i better go to bed, night
You:
Stranger: ok good night


(I have edited out some offensive material btw as I didn't wan't to offend anyone, again, just some light-hearted fun)

Fun isn't it
So,any funny conversations with ye? Yer impressions?

(I know this isn't really that funny btw but it's the longest conversation i ever had on it)

KingLoser

I got as far as "Mods, please don't remove". Summary anyone?

Rabies

This isn't funny enough to move to Humour
Not Cool enough to move to Cool Vids Pics & Links.

Trashy enough for Recycle Bin though.

Boring!

Hande hoche!

Person posing as a hermaphrodite discussing the American educational system,tobacco crops and aliens with an American teenage female. I think.

GA361

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Person posing as a hermaphrodite discussing the American educational system,tobacco crops and aliens with an American teenage female. I think.

That's a depressingly accurate summary

seanybiker

That wasnt funny, why didnt you just go onto chat roulette and pull the hand out of your stomach and laugh at the reactions.

The_Kew_Tour

I really should just went to bed

GA361

seanybiker wrote: »

That wasnt funny, why didnt you just go onto chat roulette and pull the hand out of your stomach and laugh at the reactions.

I'm having firefox problems with the webcam . . . .why do you *think* i'm using omegle

TestTransmission

This is crazy ****

seanybiker

GA361 wrote: »

I'm having firefox problems with the webcam . . . .why do you i'm using omegle

I didnt think.

nkay1985

KingLoser wrote: »

I got as far as "Mods, please don't remove". Summary anyone?

Some guy had a conversation with a 60 year old guy on the internet. He made a few attempts at being funny but failed miserably each time. He then decided to share his fail with the people of Boards. The end.

GA361

nkay1985 wrote: »

Some guy had a conversation with a 60 year old guy on the internet. He made a few attempts at being funny but failed miserably each time. He then decided to share his fail with the people of Boards. The end.

GA361 wrote: »

(I know this isn't really that funny btw but it's the longest conversation i ever had on it)

.

TestTransmission

More importantly OP,did you whack one out?

GA361

TestTransmission wrote: »

More importantly OP,did you whack one out?

Sorry?

Tar.Aldarion

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vrGn7hg7ajsW07aCl

seanybiker

GA361 wrote: »

Sorry?

He wants to know did you mix some baby batter.

GA361

seanybiker wrote: »

He wants to know did you mix some baby batter.

oh

(insert name)

I think i win in the weirdness stakes... i expected it to be full of nerds so i used it to get tech support... i actually feel bad for disconnecting rudely when my laptop overheated (sitting on my bed)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you know anything about partitioniong a hdd?
Stranger: yes
You: how do i increase the size of primary partition
Stranger: what OS?
You: when i have space unallocated
You: xp pro
You: using easeus partition master
Stranger: there's a command called diskpart, I think, let me double check
You: or else generally
Stranger: diskpart is built into the OS
You: ok
You: i shy away from any command line stuff usually but fire away
Stranger: OK, you enter diskpart, takes you to a prompt
You: diskpart in the run box or do i launch cmd first
Stranger: then you have to enter list disk
Stranger: hopefully only one disk
Stranger: then list partition
Stranger: select the partition you want to extend
Stranger: then use the extend command
Stranger: no formatting, just automatically makes your disk bigger
You: its showing disk 0 online 75 gb 9gb - -
Stranger: restriction is that it will only join adjacent spaces - unallocated needs to be next to your primary
You: in reality, the 80gb disk is split into two logical units
You: one of 4 gb
You: one of 10gb and the rest unallocated
You: what i want is as follows
Stranger: one is a backup, presumably?
Stranger: type list partition
You: sorta
You: its a clean install
You: the 4 gb contains xp and a few essential apps
Stranger: BTW, I've used this command before successfully, but it's been a while
You: total around 3.6 gb
Stranger: but you want one big disk, right?
You: i want to make that up to10 gb to allow for new software etc...
You: and uses the rest for files
Stranger: OK, so you want two disks and you want the new software partition to be bigger?
You: C:/ "system" 10GB
You: e:/ "files" the rest (about 70)
You: and an image of c;/ stored on e
You: for when i **** **** up
Stranger: OK, do you want e to be bigger, or do you want to join c and e?
You: hang on
Stranger: BTW, how big is your disk? 80G or bigger?
You: 80gb
Stranger: OK, is E already 70G or smaller? If it's already 70 then you have no room left
You: currently e: is 61.45gb
Stranger: (since you have 10G for C drive)
You: c: is 4
Stranger: Ah, so you have about 9G unallocated
You: and 9.17 unalloc
You: snap
Stranger: good, then select the partition that has E on it with the select command, then use the extend command
You: so i type "select e"
Stranger: Well, that won't work
You: and then on the next line "extend"
Stranger: you have enter list partition, and it gives you numbers
You: it says no disk selected
You: do i list disk first
Stranger: ok, you need to do a list disk, then select the right disk
Stranger: Mine selected disk 0 since that was all I had
You: select disk 0
You: did the job
You: so now i list partition?
Stranger: yep
You: its showing
You: part. 1 primary 4001 mb 32kb
You: part2 extended 61gb 4001mb
You: part 3 logical 61 gb 4001mb
You: what now?
Stranger: select part 3
Stranger: then extend
You: just extend? no arguments
Stranger: no arguments
You: DiskPart successfully extended the volume
Stranger: Sweet!
Stranger: I gotta believe your chances of connecting with someone who knew how to do that were pretty remote
You: what now? does that mean it added c+unallocated?
You: cos thats about 13 gb
You: not the 10 i was hoping for
Stranger: That should have added the extra to E drive, which was previously 61G
Stranger: Because the logical was 61G before
You: hang on i'll check in explorer
You: yep
Stranger: So E is 70G now?
You: yeah
Stranger: How many people did you go through to find me?
Stranger: Just curious
You: 3
Stranger: Wow, that's a lot less than I would have thought
You: i figured "hey where will i find a total nerd"
Stranger: Most people on here would barely know how to hit a power button
Stranger: at least from my experience
You: how can i get c:/ to 10 and e:/ to the rest of the space (~70)
You: the first guy pretended to know
You: and told me to delete windir/system 32
You: lol
Stranger: Well, technically there is a shrink command within diskpart
You: go on
Stranger: but not sure how it works and if it moves data before it reduces the partition
Stranger: let me check
Stranger: while I'm doing that, tell me a bit about yourself
You: 18 m fixing roommates laptop
You: it was soooooooooooooo slow and riddled
You: not been formatted in 8 years riddles
You: so i installed a stripped down warezed xp pro to speed it up
You: major bother finding drivers when i noticed some space not adding up
You: realised there was a recovery partition all along
Stranger: you a guy? I meet very few tech girls
You: how did you guess haha
Stranger: So, I think you can use shrink, but I don't think that extend will let you grab that space - I believe that extend only grabs unallocated space *after* the selected partition
Stranger: So, I'd leave it as-is
You: ok but theres only 327 mb free i'm afraid when i give it back and he starts using it **** will hit the fan
You: could i image the c partition
Stranger: you mean that C drive is almost full?
You: yeah
You: and then create a new 10 gb partition
Stranger: C drive is 13G and you want to make it bigger?
Stranger: Does E drive have anything on it?
You: not yet
You: and c: is still ~4gb
You: i extended the empty e partition
Stranger: Cool, then remove the E partition, use the extend command to make C bigger (you'll need to specify a size with the extend command so it doesn't take everything), then create a new partition with the rest
You: ok hang on
You: thats deleting now but the problem i had before was with extending c. hopefully that should be ok using diskpart rather than easeus
You: while i'm waiting will you tell me the syntax for specifying a size to extend to
Stranger: it is extend size=<n> where <n> is the size in MB
You: 1024 or 1000 mb to the gb?
You: what do i put in to get it showing as 10 gb in explorer
You: "extend size=1000"
Stranger: 1024
You: returns "DiskPart failed to extendthe volume. Please make sure the volume is valid for extending"
Stranger: That would be 1024*10 which is 10240
You: that makes sense
You: the error was cos i was trying to extend it smaler i guess
Stranger: did you make sure the right partition and disk are selected
You: yeah disk 0 and partition 1 are selected
You: the only choices....
Stranger: did the command work with 10240 as the number?
You: no. i got the same error
Stranger: what shows up when you do a list partition command?
You: Partition 1 Primary 4001 MB 32 KB
You: thats all
Stranger: strange
Stranger: try exiting diskpart and coming back in
You: explorer has 1 hdd showing and its c:/ 3.9 gb
You: i exited it and the program i downloaded was still open and resize wsnt greyed anymore so i used that
You: did the job...
Stranger: OK. Sometimes diskpart acts funny when you try multiple resizing commands without exiting
You: however it asks for an arbitrary size when creating a partition so can i use diskpart to create a new one using all the unallocated space
You: is it jus create ?
Stranger: was about to type that
You: i have the disk and no partition selected
Stranger: yes, create
You: partition or volume?
You: i want it to have a drive letter and all
Stranger: I think you just do create partition logical
Connection asploded.

so there

smellslikeshoes

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vrGn7hg7ajsW07aCl

Just opened that link with the volume left up on the speakers, was about time the neighbours got up anyway :pac:

minidazzler

(insert name) wrote: »

I think i win in the weirdness stakes... i expected it to be full of nerds so i used it to get tech support... i actually feel bad for disconnecting rudely when my laptop overheated (sitting on my bed)



so there

I'm the same, I hate when I have to disconnect from someone who really helped in someway, or who I had fun with.

But I won't give personal details out over that, so it sucks!