Have a good old moan here...

Tail Wagger · 15-04-2010 8:51pm #1

Hi guys,

you know when you come home in the evening and your looking forward to a sit down and a good film/soap/sports event/football on the box..or what ever. A nice glass of wine, a few cold beers. As your just about to sit down, the door bell rings and s/he says to you, you get that, I'm not here.

The film/fight/football is just about to start and Mikey and Helen just popped in to tell you all about their new Micra they are just after buying. So you have to make tea and be the general dog's body for the evening..what will you do?.

How would you get out of it.... do you have a good old excuse up your sleeve to elude your two most hated neighbour's who just drove 70klm from your old address to visit you in your new home?

bonerm · 15-04-2010 8:52pm

Tell them fúck off.

ibarelycare · 15-04-2010 8:58pm

That'll teach you to answer the doorbell.

Sykk · 15-04-2010 8:58pm

Either ^ that or else don't answer the door.

dylano_k · 15-04-2010 8:58pm

Get your key and scrape it all along the side of the car.....they'll soon fuck off

Kasabian · 15-04-2010 9:00pm

Go out the back door and either head to the pub or burn the Micra

Voltex · 15-04-2010 9:00pm

OP...your some s hite!!...why not just give them their 5 mins of glory?
Why are we such an egotistical society that we thivk our opinion of indifference is superior to those of our friends who have a minor success in theirs!
TBH...your just a moany hole!!

CreepingDeath · 15-04-2010 9:00pm

Put a sign on your front door saying "appointment only".

The_Kew_Tour · 15-04-2010 9:01pm

Open the door and then shut it in there face

That teach them.

Sykk · 15-04-2010 9:01pm

Voltex wrote: »

OP...your some s hite!!...why not just give them their 5 mins of glory?
Why are we such an egotistical society that we thivk our opinion of indifference is superior to those of our friends who have a minor success in theirs!
TBH...your just a moany hole!!

That could be an ecuminical matter...

starbelgrade · 15-04-2010 9:04pm

Dear Tail Wagger,

Having read your post, myself & my good wife, are not only shocked but surprised to find out your true feelings towards us after many years of what we believed to be a warm & kind friendship between us.

If we had known that you felt this way, we would never have participated in the partner swap which you & your wife suggested last summer & we would not have named our first born son after you, or asked you to be his godfather. We are still not even sure if you might be the father.

We are glad to at last know the truth, but regret that we had to hear it on the internet & not face to face.

We wish you all the best in your new home,

Mikey & Helen.

PS - The new car is a VW Golf, not a Micra. Goes to show how much you actually listen to other people.

Turtyturd · 15-04-2010 9:04pm

Just make them a cup of f*cking tea.....

.....then bring it in put it on the table and proceed to stir it with your knob.

Watch their micra go from 0-60 instantly.

admiralofthefleet · 15-04-2010 9:05pm

deliberately follow through on a massive fart

5starpool · 15-04-2010 9:14pm

Turtyturd wrote: »

Just make them a cup of f*cking tea.....

.....then bring it in put it on the table and proceed to stir it with your knob.

Watch their micra go from 0-60 instantly.

I hope you didn't use boiling water for that tea or else they might need to use the micra to bring you to casualty.

corkcomp · 15-04-2010 9:14pm

tell them your tied up at the moment and until s/he finds the key your screwed:D:pac:

OutlawPete · 15-04-2010 9:29pm

Invite them in, phone the neighbours, get all your car keys, put them in a bowl and have fun.

FunGoose · 15-04-2010 9:36pm

OutlawPete wrote: »

Invite them in, phone the neighbours, get all your car keys, put them in a bowl and have fun.

...and stop moaning and then all moan together, with pleasure and wear con/femi doms!

Abi · 15-04-2010 9:51pm

Tail Wagger wrote: »

The film/fight/football is just about to start and Mikey and Helen just popped in to tell you all about their new Micra they are just after buying. So you have to make tea and be the general dog's body for the evening..what will you do?.

What did you answer the door for? If I'm not expecting anyone to arrive, I won't answer the door. It's either someone selling something, or someone don't want to see.

do you have a good old excuse up your sleeve to elude your two most hated neighbour's who just drove 70klm from your old address to visit you in your new home?

They drove 70Km to waffle to you about a Micra??

Consider moving house again, and this time.. don't give them the address.

stovelid · 15-04-2010 9:53pm

Answer the door naked with a boner.

OutlawPete · 15-04-2010 9:54pm

Abitar wrote: »

What did you answer the door for? If I'm not expecting anyone to arrive, I won't answer the door. It's either someone selling something, or someone don't want to see.

What if it's the TV inspector guy?

Or Boy Scouts selling cookies

FunGoose · 15-04-2010 9:59pm

OutlawPete wrote: »

What if it's the TV inspector guy?

Or Boy Scouts selling cookies

Boy Scouts knock on doors with cookies!?!!!
Sheeeeeeet!! They should not do that.

TV inspector guy, well he deserves what he gets, and YES, just because he is doing his job.

mcmoustache · 15-04-2010 10:01pm

Shoot him and have sex with his wife. If done right, one man will be dead and two women will have been had sex with. Then put your hat back on and steal the micra.