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Pussy problem.

  • 14-04-2010 3:06pm
    #1
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭


    Has anyone got any brilliant suggestions as to how I can persuade a stray cat to feck off? The ugly bastard arrived on our property about a month ago and keeps staring longingly through our windows. We've already got a useless cat and 3 equally useless dogs, and this new kit on the block isn't going to get a look in. It's howling outside my office window as I type.

    I'll expect only serious suggestions, so behave yourselves.:pac:


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  • #2
    Krusader
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Krusader


    Black bag + canal = problem solved


  • #3
    Vanbis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,724 ✭✭✭Vanbis


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Has anyone got any brilliant suggestions as to how I can persuade a stray cat to feck off? The ugly bastard arrived on our property about a month ago and keeps staring longingly through our windows. We've already got a useless cat and 3 equally useless dogs, and this new kit on the block isn't going to get a look in. It's howling outside my office window as I type.

    I'll expect only serious suggestions, so behave yourselves.:pac:

    throw it in the boot of the car and go for a verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry long drive and drop it off.


  • #4
    MagicSean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,897 ✭✭✭MagicSean


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Has anyone got any brilliant suggestions as to how I can persuade a stray cat to feck off? The ugly bastard arrived on our property about a month ago and keeps staring longingly through our windows. We've already got a useless cat and 3 equally useless dogs, and this new kit on the block isn't going to get a look in. It's howling outside my office window as I type.

    I'll expect only serious suggestions, so behave yourselves.:pac:

    Why would you go with that thread title so?


  • #5
    Soby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,977 ✭✭✭Soby


    I think at this stage eeeeeeeveryone knows this is a cat problem before they enter the thread :P


  • #6
    nucking futs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 230 ✭✭nucking futs


    Throw stones towards it but try not to hit it. You want to make it feel not welcome, and there's no better way than by chucking things towards it.


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  • #7
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Shouldn't your dogs be taking care of this problem?


  • #8
    Communicationb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 147 ✭✭Communicationb


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Has anyone got any brilliant suggestions as to how I can persuade a stray cat to feck off? The ugly bastard arrived on our property about a month ago and keeps staring longingly through our windows. We've already got a useless cat and 3 equally useless dogs, and this new kit on the block isn't going to get a look in. It's howling outside my office window as I type.

    I'll expect only serious suggestions, so behave yourselves.:pac:


    Rat poison and sausages....I am serious. It worked for 2 strays that camped in our back lawn and drove the next door neighbours dog mental. The dog barked all night into our lawn which kept me awake and then the cats would make these strange noises like some sort of mating ritual...it was freaky.

    Oh yeah and a bottle of water hurled at them worked at treat for awhile.

    God I hate cats....


  • #9
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Super Soaker filled with pee...


  • #10
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Its not a stray. Its either a neighbours or its lost. Stray cats dont try to come indoors when they see someone there. Stray cats try to stay well hidden. They are nervous as hell.


  • #11
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Net + Black bag + steamroller + oven + side salad = lunch


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  • #12
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Super Soaker filled with pee...
    I dont even want to know where you got that idea from!


  • #13
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Shave it


  • #14
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Re: Pussy Problem

    The only problem you should have with a pussy is if it's the size of a Hippopotamus's yawn.


  • #15
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,321 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Has anyone got any brilliant suggestions as to how I can persuade a stray cat to feck off? The ugly bastard arrived on our property about a month ago and keeps staring longingly through our windows. We've already got a useless cat and 3 equally useless dogs, and this new kit on the block isn't going to get a look in. It's howling outside my office window as I type.

    I'll expect only serious suggestions, so behave yourselves.:pac:

    If you want serious answers you should try The Animals and Pet Issues Forum


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