Ive a Man cold / Weil's disease - anyone got a cure?

worded

Havnt been feeling the best for the last few days.

Anyone got a cure?

AngryHippie

get pi$$ed

admiralofthefleet

if you have weils you should get to the hospital right now

DazMarz

A quick J. Arthur usually helps.

x PyRo

Abandon the Igloo.

cafecolour

Beware. There's been a cold going around that seems mild enough, and then it leaves you with a cough/chest infection that hangs around forever. I've had a cough for near month now from it.

Supercell

As much sleep as possible.
I had a crappy cold last winter that wouldnt go away. Eventually I just decided it was the man flu, and did feck all for a weekend and slept a lot. It worked.
As this is AH, get pisssed and you wont worry about your man flu so much, etc.

worded

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

if you have weils you should get to the hospital right now

Perhaps the thread title could have been worded better, Ive tried gargling rats piss to cure my cold, didnt vork, anyone any better ideas?

dubtom

Try rubbing the rats piss on any open sores on your arms or legs, the resulting amputations should take your mind off your cold.

worded

cafecolour wrote: »

Beware. There's been a cold going around that seems mild enough, and then it leaves you with a cough/chest infection that hangs around forever. I've had a cough for near month now from it.

I had a cough for about 6 weeks after a lung infection last year. One night a stoner pall forced me to have some grass from his ice bong. I dont smoke cigarettes or any sh1t normally man. Anyway surprise, surprise I got as stoned as an adulterer in biblical times. Next day cough was gone. Pop along to a head shop and tell them worded at boards sent you. They will give you a 10% discount.

worded

dubtom wrote: »

Try rubbing the rats piss on any open sores on your arms or legs, the resulting amputations should take your mind off your cold.

Thanks for the feedback, ................. rats everythwere, but never any when you need one. Now where are they all gone.........

jd007

Its obviously AIDS. You're screwed OP.

Victor

worded wrote: »

Weil's disease - anyone got a cure?

Oh noes! Arrrghh! Darn! Rats!

Duggy747

Chicken Soup, lots of it.

And some **** too to rub the evil out of you..................ol' wive's tale or something.

stovelid

worded wrote: »

Havnt been feeling the best for the last few days.

Anyone got a cure?

For Weil's disease: avoid drinking rat piss for a start.

bonerm

Have a nice cup of man the fúck up.

lorebringer

On a serious note - if you genuinely think you have Weil's Disease, you need to get your ass to a hospital or doctor to get tested and treated asap. You could suffer some nasty long term problems if you leave it.

If, on the other hand, you have man flu you need to stay in bed (or at least on the couch!), drink lots of fluids (including the odd hot whiskey ), take some pain killers and wait it out.

MagicSean

I thought I had man flu a few weeks ago. Turned out to be pneumonia.

OutlawPete

I really wish men would stop using the terms "man flu" and "man cold".

These expressions were invented by the feminazi.

/what a lovely day it is out

Victor

lorebringer wrote: »

On a serious note - if you genuinely think you have Weil's Disease, you need to get your ass to a hospital or doctor to get tested and treated asap. You could suffer some nasty long term problems if you leave it.

Actually Weil's Disease kills most people in about a week.

orourkeda

Have a ****

Kiera

OutlawPete wrote: »

I really wish men would stop using the terms "man flu" and "man cold".

These expressions were invented by the feminazi.

/what a lovely day it is out

*Sets bra on fire*

No it wasnt. It was made up by a man who wanted his OH to think his flu was far worse than hers! Men feel they have to be better at everything (even sickness) than us!

*Throws water over bra after she realises its one of her expensive ones*
All said in jest BTW

OutlawPete

Kiera wrote: »

No it wasnt. It was made up by a man who wanted his OH to think his flu was far worse than hers!

Wrong.

It was made up by women who can't stand the idea that men actually FEEL anything.

As soon as men dared complain of Flu symptoms they would start crying about child birth and so they all got into a little huddle and decided to deride Men and dismiss their symptoms as merely exaggerated self pity.

we'llallhavetea_old

worded wrote: »

I got as stoned as an adulterer in biblical times.

well this is just brilliant

Kiera wrote: »

*Sets bra on fire*

No it wasnt. It was made up by a man who wanted his OH to think his flu was far worse than hers! Men feel they have to be better at everything (even sickness) than us!

*Throws water over bra after she realises its one of her expensive ones*
All said in jest BTW

no, its because when men get A COLD they shrivel up and die and spout about how its a FLU, when it never actually is. bitches :rolleyes:

Seaneh

http://manflu.info/
http://www.manfluireland.com/

We've got your back brother!

phasers

drink some tay and eat some baby rusks

DrIndy

stir 3 teaspoons of cement into your breakfast cereal and harden up!

biko

See a GP

Kiera

OutlawPete wrote: »

Wrong.

It was made up by women who can't stand the idea that men actually FEEL anything.

As soon as men dared complain of Flu symptoms they would start crying about child birth and so they all got into a little huddle and decided to deride Men and dismiss their symptoms as merely exaggerated self pity.

I searched for your hidden message, but couldnt find it

Woman hater!