Hot cousins? Fess up.

dlofnep

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/2859/googleireland.png

Is the ratio of hot cousins to hot wimmins that bad? Fess up. How many of ye are setting the date?

* And no, you're not getting a pet monkey for a wedding present.

NothingMan

Shelbyville's that away

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galwayrush

Sounds like a veiled confession OP....:D

dlofnep

galwayrush wrote: »

Sounds like a veiled confession OP....:D

I live in Waterford, not Leitrim. We're good for women.

Ruu_Old

Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck! *banjo playing in the background*

OutlawPete

I had the hots for my cousin when I was around ten.

Bananarama were big at the time, she was 13 and looked just like the blonde.

She use to ly out sunbathing and I ..

.. better run, the national's on soon

punkindrublic

It's actually pretty creepy the amount of people here who shack up with their cousins (especially 1st cousins) most are knackers though. That's what I get for living in the midlands!

ejmaztec

I've got a hot cousin, who's hot from carrying about 25 stone of rippling fat around with her all day. It was the "Shpuds wot did it".

Then there's a proper hot cousin, who's proper hot, but you've got to draw the line somewhere, haven't you?

NothingMan

How about foster cousins, is that cool?

brianthebard

thread is nothing without public poll and pics (tinwppap).

Banjo lessons anyone?

Josef Fritzl

Remember that incest is wrong.

Josef Fritzl

Josef Fritzl wrote: »

Remember that incest is wrong.

Only when you are caught

Jim

Seems more people are going down the monkey route rather than the cousin one tbh.

dlofnep

Josef Fritzl wrote: »

Remember that incest is wrong.

Thanks for the lessons in morality Mr. Fritzl.

alwaysadub

It used to be the done thing years and years ago. If they couldn't find anyone else to marry, they'd marry their cousin.

Yep,there were a lot of skeltons in the closet when our family tree was researched....

Josef Fritzl

dlofnep wrote: »

Thanks for the lessons in morality Mr. Fritzl.

You're welcome.

Deep down, I'm a good guy.

Hank_Jones

I've got some hot cousins alright.

Not into that whole getting stuck into cousins thing though...strangely enough...

Sickos..

dlofnep

Josef Fritzl wrote: »

Deep down, I'm a good guy.

But of course.

bonerm

Personally I think many of us are socially conditioned to not find members our immediate and extended family attractive eg I have a particular cousin on more than one occasion has been reported back by friends with the opinion that she is v.attractive, but I just cannot see it as I've known the person since we were children. Plus every time I see her face it just reminds me of her FATHER

Josef Fritzl wrote: »

Deep down, I'm a good guy.

Deep down where? In the basement of your heart?

duckygalway

Guilty.

Josef Fritzl

bonerm wrote: »

Deep down where? In the basement of your heart?

Yes, indeed. That's a good way to describe my goodness.

MaybeLogic

bonerm wrote: »

Deep down where? In the basement of your heart?

Deep in the cellar of his soul.

mikom

Heard outside the courts following a traveller divorce............ "No hard feelings, Sure we can still be cousins"

vicecreamsundae

i have about fifty cousins altogether, but they all live on the other side of the country, about 4 hours away, so we only used to see them about once or twice a year, and in the past ten years i haven't even seen any of them at all, so i'd have no qualms about kissing a cousin if they were hot enough, they are practically strangers! but no thanks, to reproducing with one.

dlofnep

vicecreamsundae wrote: »

i have about fifty cousins altogether, but they all live on the other side of the country, about 4 hours away, so we only used to see them about once or twice a year, and in the past ten years i haven't even seen any of them at all, so i'd have no qualms about kissing a cousin if they were hot enough, they are practically strangers! but no thanks, to reproducing with one.

You dirty article!

opinion guy

Josef Fritzl wrote: »

Yes, indeed. That's a good way to describe my goodness.

Hows the undead zombie thing working out for ya ? Must say your English is good for an undead Nazi Zombie...

we'llallhavetea_old

i have a hot cousin. i wouldn't ride him though. but he is hot... tall.... kind.... really big feet... *shakes head*

he's my cousin you sickos.. couldn't possibly.. incestuous beasts.. :mad:

Fago!

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

i have a hot cousin. i wouldn't ride him though. but he is hot... tall.... kind.... really big feet... *shakes head*

he's my cousin you sickos.. couldn't possibly.. incestuous beasts.. :mad:

You already have haven't ya!

galwayrush

duckygalway wrote: »

Guilty.

Too much inbreeding can give you webbed feet Ducky:D

Josef Fritzl

opinion guy wrote: »

Hows the undead zombie thing working out for ya ? Must say your English is good for an undead Nazi Zombie...

That's probably because my cellmate used to be an English teacher.

He's a very brave man to correct my grammar knowing what I'm capable of.

Kasabian

Josef Fritzl wrote: »

That's probably because my cellmate used to be an English teacher.

He's a very brave man to correct my grammar knowing what I'm capable of.

I don't think he is that worried , not having a womb and all

dlofnep

lonad wrote: »

I don't think he is that worried , not having a womb and all

I'm pretty sure he could make one, if he wanted. The crafty fecker.

west101

Incest is Best

snollup

what if your adopted?

bonerm

snollup wrote: »

what if your adopted?

Don't get fooled into taking a flight back to the orphange in Russia.

artanevilla

The real question here is ARE monkeys legal in Ireland?

El Siglo

I heard some fucked up story where a fella is shacked up with his aunt. That's pretty disgusting so it is.

Josef Fritzl

Pretty disgusting alright.

Absurdum

El Siglo wrote: »

I heard some fucked up story where a fella is shacked up with his aunt. That's pretty disgusting so it is.

whatev...I used to live with me ma and da

bnt

I have a cousin who won a regional beauty contest in Scotland when we were teenagers - no joke, a real, competitive contest. We lost touch, however, I have no idea if she won anything else. (First cousins, same surname, so I didn't think of her in that way ..!)

Hogzy

I always click into these threads expecting there to be pictures. I always end up dissappointed, Even if ye could link to random pictures of women im sure myself and other would be kept happy.

Kasabian

bnt wrote: »

I have a cousin who won a regional beauty contest in Scotland when we were teenagers - no joke, a real, competitive contest. We lost touch, however, I have no idea if she won anything else. (First cousins, same surname, so I didn't think of her in that way ..!)

Ha Ha Ha :pac: . Frankie Boyle would have a field day with that

G_R

when i typed it i got this:

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/6189/53623738.png

that first one is a much more pressing issue tbh

we'llallhavetea_old

Fago! wrote: »

You already have haven't ya!

i fcuking wish no, you filthy little boy! :eek:

smellslikeshoes

If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.

Hank_Jones

To think that people actually search for these things really disturbs me.

http://i42.tinypic.com/33eo195.jpg

x PyRo

Would i do my cousin ?.

Hmmmm...

I've a 3rd cousin that's hot...

Hmmmm...

I would.

me_right_one

I know two first cuzs that were at it with each other. Not easy to think about:eek:

Dave!

Maybe we could swap cousins and it'll be all sweet then?

the keen edge

*Leaning over a farm yard gate, somewhere deep in the Alabama back country, chewing the last of his Red Man tobacco Dwayne consider's his next conquest*... Hell that Mary Ann has got the sweetest ass this side of the Yellow River. I dont care if she's my sister, that's my business.