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Happy Birthday Steven Seagal!!

  • 10-04-2010 10:32am
    #1
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭


    59 today!! I didn't think he was THAT old! :eek:



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  • #2
    M cebee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭M cebee


    yeh happy birthday seagull

    i think he looks it:D lately


  • #3
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Hopefully that means he is coming close to retirement age then.

    Isn't there a law against crappy action stars with spray on hair working past 60?

    If not...there should be...


  • #4
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Heh, the thing about Seagal was that he was a remorseless killing machine. He completely over-killed goons, furiously beating them up and then killing them in a rather unpleasant manner!

    Didn't the Mafia play a joke on him a few years back because he used to go around saying the FBI would ask for his help. :D

    He's also the 1st Western person to have opened a Dojo in Japan!

    He hasn't been in a good movie since Under Siege.

    Plus, this site is ace!


  • #5
    M cebee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭M cebee


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Heh, the thing about Seagal was that he was a remorseless killing machine. He completely over-killed goons, furiously beating them up and then killing them in a rather unpleasant manner!

    Didn't the Mafia play a joke on him a few years back because he used to go around saying the FBI would ask for his help. :D

    He's also the 1st Western person to have opened a Dojo in Japan!

    He hasn't been in a good movie since Under Siege.

    Plus, this site is ace!

    he's a remorseless ham-acting machine


  • #6
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    quite possibly the worst actor ever. he's brutal, every single fim he is in is dirt.


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  • #7
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    MJ23 wrote: »
    quite possibly the worst actor ever. he's brutal, every single fim he is in is dirt.
    Get out.


  • #8
    Venom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,984 ✭✭✭Venom


    MJ23 wrote: »
    quite possibly the worst actor ever. he's brutal, every single fim he is in is dirt.

    +1

    No charm, lame stunts and crap movies.

    But..

    He did make a cool soft drink ad that took the piss out of himself :)


  • #9
    rednik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,174 ✭✭✭rednik


    I thought he was older.:D


  • #10
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    MJ23 wrote: »
    quite possibly the worst actor ever. he's brutal, every single fim he is in is dirt.

    +1

    The guy is a complete hack.

    He was in one successful movie 20 years ago and he has been living off it since.

    Looking back I think he was fairly desperate in that as well.



  • #11
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Hank_Jones wrote: »
    *girl-running video*

    Came here to post this :)

    He's in the same boat as Jean-Claude Van Damme.


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  • #12
    Valmont
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    Face it guys, they have their market out there somewhere otherwise they wouldn't even be making the straight to DVD films.


  • #13
    Dancor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,624 ✭✭✭Dancor


    StevenSeagull2.jpg

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EveSqhjwQGE


  • #14
    gandalf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,458 ✭✭✭✭gandalf


    Hank_Jones wrote: »
    He was in one successful movie 20 years ago and he has been living off it since.

    Ah come on he was excellent in Executive Decision,
    well the fact he got killed off early was excellent :)


  • #15
    Saruman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,389 ✭✭✭✭Saruman


    Ah come one, He is a legend :D

    He was a better actor than some other action stars of that era and he spoke English.

    Most of his movies were crap and he is pretty much the same character in all of them but no matter what way you look at it, he is a legend. If he had faced off against Bruce Lee he might be where Chuck Norris is today ;)


  • #16
    omahaid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭omahaid


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    59 today!! I didn't think he was THAT old! :eek:


    As a dedicated Seagalogist, I must say this is the most awesome video I have ever seen.


  • #17
    slowlydownwards
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 326 ✭✭slowlydownwards


    Happy b-day Cockpuncher ! And what's with all the hatin', you bunch of artie-fartie whimps ?? :cool:


  • #18
    fontanalis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭fontanalis


    Steven_Seagal_Emotion_Chart.jpg


  • #19
    Alicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,264 ✭✭✭✭Alicat


    Dirty dirty man!

    Steven Seagal sexual assault lawsuit


  • #20
    omahaid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭omahaid


    Alicat wrote: »
    Dirty dirty man!

    Steven Seagal sexual assault lawsuit

    She only wants to take him to the bank, the blood bank! :D


  • #21
    paddyismaddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,364 ✭✭✭paddyismaddy


    i will show you a new meaning to the word violation :D


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