Smoking shoes is bad for your health

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8608611.stm

'Qatari diplomat detained' after incident on US plane



A man has been detained after an incident on a flight from Washington's Reagan airport to Denver. Two F-16 jets were scrambled to intercept the plane and escort it to land safely at Denver airport, the US Northern Command said.
There were initial reports that a Qatari diplomat had tried to set fire to his shoes.
But officials later said no explosives were found and he had apparently been trying to smoke in a plane toilet.

A contender for fuckwit of the year!

MaybeLogic

Smoking shoes is bad for your health.

Cuban heels?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Lack of understanding of rules and sensitivities in a foreign culture. It works both ways.

orourkeda

They scramble two fighter jets for a guy who tried to set his shoes on fire.

Why didnt they do this when om 9\11

syklops

orourkeda wrote: »

They scramble two fighter jets for a guy who tried to set his shoes on fire.

Why didnt they do this when om 9\11

I'm pretty sure they did once they knew there was a problem.

AnonoBoy

orourkeda wrote: »

Why didnt they do this when om 9\11

Because the Illuminati wouldn't let them as 9/11 was an inside job. Everyone knows George Bush staged the whole thing and flew one of the planes himself. All the footage has been doctored to take out the bit when he parachuted out to safety. He was reading to a class of kids at the time you say? Yeah sure - ever talked to or met any of those kids have you? Nope. Nobody has. They're not real - they were constructed in a studio in Hollywood using CGI months before the attack - I read a blog by a guy who say the initial drawings. Also Tower 7 - yeah structural engineers and people who actually know what the f*ck they're talking about explain its collapse away using physics but they're all obviously on the payroll of the big corporations and the Hearst Empire who were in the pocket of Bush who is actually a member of the Illuminati himself so you can't trust any of them. The evidence of Youtube videos that references other Youtube videos as proof is far more reliable. And then of course there was the faked phonecalls and plane full of dead bodies that was crashed in a field to make it look like some heroics occurred that day and to take the attention away from the real issue which was poisoning the rescue crews with behaviour modifying toxins which allowed them to be controlled by the Illuminati to quell any dissent after the attacks and to get Paul Greengrass to make that film which clearly is all fiction. I mean if you listen back to the tapes you can tell those accents are faked. It's all there on the internet man! You just got read the real truths man! They're out there man, they've got god weapons, they want the Unobtanium, it's all about controlling the masses. They're here! They're already here man! The invasion has already begun and we're all blind to it. Don't trust anyone.

*Dons tinfoil hat and rings Jim Corr*

MaybeLogic

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Because the Illuminati wouldn't let them as 9/11 was an inside job. Everyone knows George Bush staged the whole thing and flew one of the planes himself. All the footage has been doctored to take out the bit when he parachuted out to safety. He was reading to a class of kids at the time you say? Yeah sure - ever talked to or met any of those kids have you? Nope. Nobody has. They're not real - they were constructed in a studio in Hollywood using CGI months before the attack - I read a blog by a guy who say the initial drawings. Also Tower 7 - yeah structural engineers and people who actually know what the f*ck they're talking about explain its collapse away using physics but they're all obviously on the payroll of the big corporations and the Hearst Empire who were in the pocket of Bush who is actually a member of the Illuminati himself so you can't trust any of them. The evidence of Youtube videos that references other Youtube videos as proof is far more reliable. And then of course there was the faked phonecalls and plane full of dead bodies that was crashed in a field to make it look like some heroics occurred that day and to take the attention away from the real issue which was poisoning the rescue crews with behaviour modifying toxins which allowed them to be controlled by the Illuminati to quell any dissent after the attacks and to get Paul Greengrass to make that film which clearly is all fiction. I mean if you listen back to the tapes you can tell those accents are faked. It's all there on the internet man! You just got read the real truths man! They're out there man, they've got god weapons, they want the Unobtanium, it's all about controlling the masses. They're here! They're already here man! The invasion has already begun and we're all blind to it. Don't trust anyone.

*Dons tinfoil hat and rings Jim Corr*

Come on, Anonboy, that's only partly true.
I see there's a thread over in CT saying Jim Corr is a New World Order plant. :pac:
Can't pull the wool over their eyes.

orourkeda

syklops wrote: »

I'm pretty sure they did once they knew there was a problem.

Were they used effectively?

orourkeda

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Because the Illuminati wouldn't let them as 9/11 was an inside job. Everyone knows George Bush staged the whole thing and flew one of the planes himself. All the footage has been doctored to take out the bit when he parachuted out to safety. He was reading to a class of kids at the time you say? Yeah sure - ever talked to or met any of those kids have you? Nope. Nobody has. They're not real - they were constructed in a studio in Hollywood using CGI months before the attack - I read a blog by a guy who say the initial drawings. Also Tower 7 - yeah structural engineers and people who actually know what the f*ck they're talking about explain its collapse away using physics but they're all obviously on the payroll of the big corporations and the Hearst Empire who were in the pocket of Bush who is actually a member of the Illuminati himself so you can't trust any of them. The evidence of Youtube videos that references other Youtube videos as proof is far more reliable. And then of course there was the faked phonecalls and plane full of dead bodies that was crashed in a field to make it look like some heroics occurred that day and to take the attention away from the real issue which was poisoning the rescue crews with behaviour modifying toxins which allowed them to be controlled by the Illuminati to quell any dissent after the attacks and to get Paul Greengrass to make that film which clearly is all fiction. I mean if you listen back to the tapes you can tell those accents are faked. It's all there on the internet man! You just got read the real truths man! They're out there man, they've got god weapons, they want the Unobtanium, it's all about controlling the masses. They're here! They're already here man! The invasion has already begun and we're all blind to it. Don't trust anyone.

*Dons tinfoil hat and rings Jim Corr*

I'm not sold on the inside job theory, i'm just suggesting that the available resources were not deployed correctly.

AnonoBoy

orourkeda wrote: »

I'm not sold on the inside job theory, i'm just suggesting that the available resources were not deployed correctly.

Who's paying you man? The shape-changing lizards? Bush himself? Coca-Cola?

orourkeda

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Who's paying you man? The shape-changing lizards? Bush himself? Coca-Cola?

Barratts shoe shop

Bottle_of_Smoke

orourkeda wrote: »

They scramble two fighter jets for a guy who tried to set his shoes on fire.

Why didnt they do this when om 9\11

Do you really think united 93 was taken over by the passengers?

I don't get why the US gov had to cover that up. Its perfectly reasonable to shoot down a plane heading for a suicide mission. The hostages are going to die anyway

orourkeda

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote: »

Do you really think united 93 was taken over by the passengers?

I don't get why the US gov had to cover that up. Its perfectly reasonable to shoot down a plane heading for a suicide mission. The hostages are going to die anyway

But why didnt they shoot down all of them.

Isnt that what the fighter jets are there for.

Successful thread de-rail is successful.

This thread is so far off track, It'll need a map to get back on the right road! :pac:

alwaysadub

/checks forum title to see if she's wandered into Conspiricy Theories by mistake..

homer simpson

Can someone please tell me how in under god did this thread make thread of the day.....has boards really gotten this dire????

homer_simpson

homer_simpson wrote: »

Can someone please tell me how in under god did this thread make thread of the day.....has boards really gotten this dire????

Wasn't cheap!

syklops

homer_simpson wrote: »

.....has boards really gotten this dire????

Yes.

Bottle_of_Smoke

orourkeda wrote: »

But why didnt they shoot down all of them.

Isnt that what the fighter jets are there for.

I think they didn't know what was happening until they crashed. Also they were flying above areas where civillian casulties were more of an issue. AFAIK united 93 was over fields or a desert or something.

Just to be clear, I don't think the whole thing was a massive conspiracy. Just I honestly think that plane was shot down