Ya gotta love kids!

Biggins

Ya gotta love kids! The little dears!
A young two of mine an hour ago decided it would be fun if they locked the backdoor and exited from the kitchen (into the hallway) and locked that door behind them too.
Thats all fine and dandy but what did they do next - they lost the keys! - yes, we pulled the house apart looking for them. No joy.

So we had one VERY hungry 10 month bab wanting her bottle, the rest wanting their supper before bed and no way to get either!
A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do!
We are now windowless in the back door.

All one can do is smile, count my blessings that all are still healthy and be thankful.
There are worse off out there tonight. Ya gotta love kids though. Never a dull moment. :pac:

sdanseo

I don't get it - they locked themselves in the back Garden? Or locked you out of the house?

minidazzler

You don't have to love kids at all TBH, they are the worst STD.

Jesus Wept

Biggins wrote: »

Ya gotta love kids! The little dears!
A young two of mine an hour ago decided it would be fun if they locked the backdoor and exited from the kitchen and locked that door behind them too.
Thats all fine and dandy but what did they do next - they lost the keys! - yes, we pulled the house apart looking for them. No joy.

So we had one VERY hungry 10 month bab wanting her bottle, the rest wanting their supper before bed and no way to get either!

A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do!

We are now windowless in the back door.

All one can do is smile, count my blessings that all are still healthy and be thankful.
There are worse off out there tonight. Ya gotta love kids though. Never a dull moment. :pac:

At first I read this as 'They are worse off out there toinght'.

Thought you'd left the kids outside the backdoor.
That'd learn them alright.

partyatmygaff

You know there are such things as locksmiths right?

bazmaiden

Biggins wrote: »

Ya gotta love kids!

if they're your own

bonerm

This thread is the best contraceptive I've read all day.

we'llallhavetea_old

my niece and daughter (4yrs old at the time) smashed the driver side window of my car one day. :mad:

admiralofthefleet

give them the snyper treatment

4zn76tysfajdxp

Biggins wrote: »

A young two of mine...

Are they not supposed to be having an operation in London?

Biggins

This thread is the best contraceptive I've read all day.

:pac:

sdonn wrote: »

I don't get it - they locked themselves in the back Garden? Or locked you out of the house?

We could move around the rest of the house. Just trapped from accessing the kitchen.
Could have got a locksmith but we would have been waiting some time and still have to pay a hefty charge anyway.
So it was six of one - half a dozen of the other, situation. Time was the critical factor.

Like I said, could have been worse. I sure there are worse tales out there with things some little dears have done at home. :pac:

Abi

Biggins... can I have the name of those happy pills babes?





Only if it were me, they'd have been sold off for the best price by now

DualFrontDiscs

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

my niece and daughter

That's two different kids, right?

Donkey Oaty

I can't remember which comedian it was that said that kids are like farts. You don't really mind your own ones but other people's are a different matter altogether.

Alessandra

I bet those keys will turn up tomorrow when you least expect!

Naos

partyatmygaff wrote: »

You know there are such things as locksmiths right?

With Biggins's posting history, I'd have thought he could do that himself :P

we'llallhavetea_old

DualFrontDiscs wrote: »

That's two different kids, right?

no, same kid. loooong story :pac:

Biggins

Naos wrote: »

With Biggins's posting history, I'd have thought he could do that himself :P

Not going to hang myself with 'er indoors by suddenly doing something unexpected.
"How did you do that!" :eek:

What they don't know, ya won't get a hundred questions on! :pac:
I shall sleep tonight in peace.

Hands up the first man here who still hasn't told their other half everything about their past! LOL

biko

Unfortunately when your kids makes mistakes, you have to pay for it.
One window bill later

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I don't really see the point of kids until they're old enough to make you a cup of tea, I'll be ditching mine to their grandparents until such time as they are (If I ever even have any)

Biggins

biko wrote: »

Unfortunately when your kids makes mistakes, you have to pay for it.
One window bill later

Sadly true. One more bill amid many before they are married some day.

blond45

biko wrote: »

Unfortunately when your kids makes mistakes, you have to pay for it.
One window bill later

that dont stop when their older . my hubbie thinks he is NAMA.

Tender Hoop

no one want to hear your ****ing baby stories. Go join a parents group and tell someone who cares.

Thomas828

It's true, 90% of accidents are caused by kids and 90% of kids are caused by accidents.

Bolag_the_2nd

Tender Hoop wrote: »

no one want to hear your ****ing baby stories. Go join a parents group and tell someone who cares.

who's not happy in ther nappy?

Cheap Thrills!

Biggins wrote: »

Ya gotta love kids! The little dears!

They're nice with a few potatoes! nyom!

Biggins

Tender Hoop wrote: »

no one want to hear your ****ing baby stories. Go join a parents group and tell someone who cares.

Who made you a mod! Back-seat much?

Bolag_the_2nd

when i was potty training my daughter, she picked up her poo and brought it in to show me what a good jobbie she made, funny memories

BraziliaNZ

I object. I hate the f**kers.

InkSlinger67

Tender Hoop wrote: »

no one want to hear your ****ing baby stories. Go join a parents group and tell someone who cares.

Biggins wrote: »

Back-seat much?

I thinks thats part of the problem, he does it too much! They don't call him "Tender Hoop" for nothing!

Biggins

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

I object. I hate the f**kers.

As is your right.

Bolag_the_2nd wrote: »

when i was potty training my daughter, she picked up her poo and brought it in to show me what a good jobbie she made, funny memories

:pac: Lovely.
Good job there wasn't visitors at the time.
...Or I hope there wasn't! :pac:

Bolag_the_2nd

Biggins wrote: »

:pac: Lovely.
Good job there wasn't visitors at the time.
...Or I hope there wasn't! :pac:

no thank god, im laughing at the memory here

Sharpshooter

Tender Hoop wrote: »

no one want to hear your ****ing baby stories. Go join a parents group and tell someone who cares.

And I doubt if anyone here wants to hear your attention seeking tripe.

Take a break from AHs.

AckwelFoley

did you try opening the front door? :pac:

AckwelFoley

Our Lad is 8 and a WWE fanatic..

Oh look thats Vince McMahon on the telly says stevie..

Aye, i said, hes put on a bit of weight since i knew him i said..

Huh?

Yea, sure i went to school with him and the rock...

No You didnt!?

Yes i did..

Now he tells all his friends lol.

He's also certain, that if he loses a game on the WII playin Fifa 10 AS LIVERPOOL, that they actually lose the points in real life..

Suppose i shouldnt have told him that either :pac:

Oh, yea, and the Air Con button in the Jeep is an ejector seat release button :pac:

4zn76tysfajdxp

I knew snyper would post in this thread eventually.

sdanseo

Tender Hoop wrote: »

no one want to hear your ****ing baby stories. Go join a parents group and tell someone who cares.

Well, I thought it was entertaining (whe I understood it lol :P )

I reckon you're the one who needs to go somewhere else. If you don't like it, don't post.

Edit: Didn't notice Sharpshooters post!

bronte

Lol!

Reminds me of a story I heard before.
This lass was trying to discourage her lil bro from picking his nose.
She tells him if he keeps doing it he'll get a fat belly.
Anyway, the two of them are on a bus one day and he spots a pregnant woman.
Before she can stop him, he announces loudly to the whole bus "I know what she's been doing to get that fat belly"
:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Kids will always drop you in it! :pac:

Bolag_the_2nd

snyper wrote: »

Our Lad is 8 and a WWE fanatic..

Oh look thats Vince McMahon on the telly says stevie..

Aye, i said, hes put on a bit of weight since i knew him i said..

Huh?

Yea, sure i went to school with him and the rock...

No You didnt!?

Yes i did..

Now he tells all his friends lol.

He's also certain, that if he loses a game on the WII playin Fifa 10 AS LIVERPOOL, that they actually lose the points in real life..

Suppose i shouldnt have told him that either :pac:

Oh, yea, and the Air Con button in the Jeep is an ejector seat release button :pac:

my eldest, who is 25 now, (bear this in mind as you read on), when she was a child she asked what did handycapped mean in a horse race, i told her that this ment the horse was a bit simple, years later, she was in some horsey company, a conversation started and she said that she thaught it was awful that these horses were subjected to such abuse, she still hasnt forgiven me,