Top 10 signs you're not welcome on boards.ie

CrazyRabbit

Purely in jest, and not intended as a stab at anyone (except that mod who is thinking of moving this to the Humour forum even though AH has more humour in it.)

10. You receive 10 PM's a day from random forum users with links to other web forums, and suggestions that you try them instead of boards.ie.

9. You could have sworn you had 5000 more posts, but the post count says 20.

8. You make a post asking for advice and the the most popular suggestion is to commit suicide.

7. Boards.ie peak usage times are whenever you log out.

6. Replies to threads that you create are littered with references to trolls.

5. Your posts have only been thanked once, and it was when you made that post in jest on April 1st saying that you were leaving boards.ie.

4. You log in to find your username has been changed to KiddiFiddler.

3. Boards.ie membership have pooled together to pay for adverts to appear on every page telling you to leave.

2. You're parents and siblings won't join so long as you have an account here.

1. You've been made a Moderator

FlutterinBantam

You are pro USA:D

NothingMan

KiddiFiddler wrote: »

Purely in jest, and not intended as a stab at anyone (except that mod who is thinking of moving this to the Humour forum even though AH has more humour in it.)

10. You receive 10 PM's a day from random forum users with links to other web forums, and suggestions that you try them instead of boards.ie.

9. You could have sworn you had 5000 more posts, but the post count says 20.

8. You make a post asking for advice and the the most popular suggestion is to commit suicide.

7. Boards.ie peak usage times are whenever you log out.

6. Replies to threads that you create are littered with references to trolls.

5. Your posts have only been thanked once, and it was when you made that post in jest on April 1st saying that you were leaving boards.ie.

4. You log in to find your username has been changed to KiddiFiddler.

3. Boards.ie membership have pooled together to pay for adverts to appear on every page telling you to leave.

2. You're parents and siblings won't join so long as you have an account here.

1. You've been made a Moderator

Oh oh...

phasers

Trolls are great aren't they?


Trolls.

4zn76tysfajdxp

If your username is an anagram of mine.

PK2008

Nobody thanks your posts

Bonkers_xOx

You have a list of the things other boardsies have done to you that show you're not welcome.

Stinicker

If you are not liberal you are not welcome here.

Daraf!

Brayan Tart Pesticide wrote: »

If your username is an anagram of mine.

Got that right.

Nobody replies to your posts

/thread

Mint Sauce

your account has still not been restored following the hack

4zn76tysfajdxp

Daraf! wrote: »

Got that right.

Push off!

Gummy Panda

Phasers is more popular then you

quicklickpaddy

Daraf! wrote: »

Got that right.

Are you new here?

landsleaving

PK2008 wrote: »

Nobody thanks your posts

You have to fish for thanks.

Sofaspud

Daraf! wrote: »

Got that right.

Oh bugger off, nobody wants to hear what you have to say.

admiralofthefleet

if your a dj with an interest in arachnids

Daraf!

Brayan Tart Pesticide wrote: »

Push off!

phasers

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Phasers is more popular then you

I'm not rubbing your belly!

CrazyRabbit

Daraf! wrote: »

Got that right.

I was going to thank your post for making me laugh, but then I remembered that you are not welcome here.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Daraf! wrote: »

Now get outta here!


/sneer

Elenxor

(0)

If you like Mary Harney
(-0)

If you come from Tullamore

Daraf!

Frada reported for personal abuse

4zn76tysfajdxp

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

if your a dj with an interest in arachnids

Not just arachnids...

admiralofthefleet

Daraf! wrote: »

Frada reported for personal abuse

relax

ejmaztec

If a member has been been here since 1999 without a ban, and sacrifices their blemish free record to tell you in big bold letters to "Fuck off and die, you arse-faced sh1t".

bigeasyeah

You post a crap thread and someone says you posted a crap thread.
Hey OP this thread you posted-its crap.

bitemybanger

A lifetime ban???

Gummy Panda

phasers wrote: »

I'm not rubbing your belly!

Pat my head then!

Nevyn

The list of visitors on your profile page has a lot of admins, catmods and mods you didn't know existed.

Red Hand

Thaedydal wrote: »

The list of visitors on your profile page has a lot of admins, catmods and mods you didn't know existed.

Methinks many do it in invisible mode. That's why I have such a seemingly clean profile.:pac:

bonerm

If none of the ladies lounge set have PM'd you for sex yet.

Sharpshooter

phasers wrote: »

Trolls are great aren't they?


Trolls.

Brayan Tart Pesticide wrote: »

If your username is an anagram of mine.

Daraf! wrote: »

Got that right.

He wasn't an AH mod for his slow wit.;)

So phasers, how's Daraf?:pac:

phasers

Sharpshooter wrote: »

He wasn't an AH mod for his slow wit.;)

So phasers, how's Daraf?:pac:

He sends his regards

Sharpshooter

Well that's grand, though I think I could only put up with him in phases.

phasers

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Well that's grand, though I think I could only put up with him in phases.

Maybe he'll be back... one day...

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Pat my head then!

I know what you pandas get up to! rub your own head!

4zn76tysfajdxp

I don't like him.

phasers

You don't like anyone though

4zn76tysfajdxp

I like me.

phasers

Fair point.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

you guys