Random words/phrases you've coined when drunk!

duckygalway

Always forget them, but came up with this gem yesterday...

"Smonday" - bank holiday Monday when the day before rolls into it!

OutlawPete

Shnollox .. for when someone talks: Shit, Nonsense and Bollox.

Snaz Hoops .. for pubes.

Ja Honkers .. for boobs.

duckygalway

Another from the weekend that's hard to spell but basically it's the "GLOCK" noise you make when clicking your tongue down!!!

"I was GLOCKed out of it last night"

minidazzler

duckygalway wrote: »

Another from the weekend that's hard to spell but basically it's the "GLOCK" noise you make when clicking your tongue down!!!

"I was GLOCKed out of it last night"

http://www.finnrappel.fi/Glock17.jpg ????

we'llallhavetea_old

minidazzler wrote: »

http://www.finnrappel.fi/Glock17.jpg ????

first thing that came to my mind too

OutlawPete

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

first thing that came to my mind too

Same here, I thought that's what the joke was .. :pac:

Tupac Shakur, you've ruined my innocent mind.

we'llallhavetea_old

OutlawPete wrote: »

Same here, I thought that's what the joke was .. :pac:

Tupac Shakur, you've ruined my innocent mind.

innocent mind, ha!

Overheal

Antidisestablishmentarianism.

TPD

Shazagne. It's a mixture of lasagne and shepherds pie. Not quite certain on the proportions, but it seemed epic then and it seems epic now.

Overheal

TPD wrote: »

Shazagne. It's a mixture of lasagne and shepherds pie. Not quite certain on the proportions, but it seemed epic then and it seems epic now.

Pasta AND Potato? No... just no. You wouldnt exactly pair Rice with Mash.

TPD

Overheal wrote: »

Pasta AND Potato? No... just no. You wouldnt exactly pair Rice with Mash.

I wouldn't? You'd better believe I would. Maverick.



Hash Brown/Ricecake? Sounds lovely!

MrStuffins

TPD wrote: »

Shazagne. It's a mixture of lasagne and shepherds pie. Not quite certain on the proportions, but it seemed epic then and it seems epic now.

I see your Shazagne, and i raise you

Rashages. A cross between Rashers and Sausages. Everyone has them together at breakfast, why not ACTUALLY have them together?



Patent Pending

TPD

MrStuffins wrote: »

I see your Shazagne, and i raise you

Rashages. A cross between Rashers and Sausages. Everyone has them together at breakfast, why not ACTUALLY have them together?



Patent Pending

A man after my congealing heart.

AnonoBoy

With the aid of a time machine I think you'll find I've been able to coin (and copyright) most of your phrases already.

So start paying me royalties suckers!

magma69

"Toin coss". If you keep saying it over and over it sounds correct and "coin toss" sounds completely weird.

Lux23

Last week I told everyone in work on a night out that I had to get into work on time to do the breast coverage, I meant press coverage.

podgemonster

Usually when im drunk i say im 'Raping a seagull'

Parsley

spasticap. a mash up of spastic and handicap, to describe people that are doubly retarded.

we'llallhavetea_old

squalloon - a square balloon

Cook!eMonster

FRASTICLES!

translation: that tickles!

Overheal

Cook!eMonster wrote: »

FRASTICLES!

translation: that tickles!

Just sounds like Fraggle Balls.

Griffen262

What seems to be the officer problem!!.......

Then falls over...........

homerun_homer

I tried to change the 'dick ficulty' on Guitar Hero one night when someone brought their X-Box over.

corkcomp

spantool :pac:

conorhal

Vagitarian : Apt description for my lesbian best mate.

Vag-hag: Her ‘cute’ term for me….

kingtut

MrStuffins wrote: »

I see your Shazagne, and i raise you

Rashages. A cross between Rashers and Sausages. Everyone has them together at breakfast, why not ACTUALLY have them together?



Patent Pending

They have been selling them in Tescos for years (and as part of a party platter at Christmas), there version is cocktail sausages though...

Hope you don't have much money resting on that patent approval :pac:

Sometimes referred to in Irish pubs / restaurants that have them on their menus as "pigs wrapped in blankets"

Kevin Bacon

"He's the kind of friend you wouldn't invite to your wedding but he would go to your funeral"

Said that about someone absolutely pissed out of my brains, thought it was quite insightful.


(may have either read this somewhere or made it up I'm not sure..)

GTE

KAPOWW!!!!!

The sudden pleasurement of or noise made when you see desired lady folk.

Did you kapow her yet?. . . . KAPOOOWWWWWWW

itsallaboutheL

MrStuffins wrote: »

I see your Shazagne, and i raise you

Rashages. A cross between Rashers and Sausages. Everyone has them together at breakfast, why not ACTUALLY have them together?



Patent Pending

Jesus you just trigger a flashback from saturday night... we decided we were going to invent a huge black pudding stuffed with rashers and sausages...

One i did actually invent while drunk is Smag..

to be used as a question i.e Smag??

It's a contraction of "Smoke a fag??"

Which was in itself an abreviated version of Would you like to smoke a fag??




/no homo :pac:

df1985

''raving the shiite out of it'' for just having a regular wee dance.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Asked for a Chicken McFlurry in McDonalds and couldn't understand what was wrong