160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes

MrStuffins · 06-04-2010 5:18pm #1

Oh yes, you read it right. 160 quotes from the one-liner master himself, Arnie!

This is the best video ever. As i was watching it, i was recognising parts of movies and getting the quotes in along with the Governator himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw

djkeogh · 06-04-2010 6:04pm

great stuff, he's had some mix of brilliant and brutal lines over the years.

Mini Driver · 06-04-2010 6:06pm

Brilliant video.. Predator is absolutely full of one liner gold

MrStuffins · 06-04-2010 6:12pm

A lot of the bad ones are from Batman and Robin. I don't think even the master himself could save that pile of turd!

But he has has some dingers!

Frank Bullitt · 06-04-2010 7:55pm

Genius.

krudler · 06-04-2010 8:24pm

"Its not a tooomuuurr!"

Duggy747 · 06-04-2010 9:17pm

I leave to see yuu eat tat contract, but I hope yuu leave enuff ruum for ma' fist because I'm gonna ram it into yur stomach AND BREAK YUR GODDAMN SPA-EEN!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAARRGGH!!

Awesome stuff!

Arnie made a joke before at how James Cameron called his last movie Avatar because he knew Arnie couldn't pronounce it

"Aveta!"

Hank_Jones · 07-04-2010 5:06pm

Strange how everyone loves him due to the amazing one liners he has had over the years.

Hope he makes another film, not just cameo performances.

GET TO DA CHOPPA!!

bonerm · 07-04-2010 5:57pm

Remarkable! Will we ever see his like again? Unlikely.

I'd forgotten the "You want to be a farmer? Well here's a couple of acre's" line. That really made me lol.

"You should not drink and bake!" is another classic.

Retr0gamer · 07-04-2010 6:27pm

I'm actually amazed how some one who is quite possibly one of the worst actors ever has been in so many stone cold classic films and remained thoroughly likeable and watchable in all his best roles.

MrStuffins · 07-04-2010 6:38pm

Retr0gamer wrote: »

I'm actually amazed how some one who is quite possibly one of the worst actors ever has been in so many stone cold classic films and remained thoroughly likeable and watchable in all his best roles.

He was never gonna win any awards, but what he had was incredibly under rated Comic Timing. It wasn't just the lines, it was the timing and the personality be brought to them.

I mean, you look at those clips and some of the best are the Kindergarten Cop ones, they're not as "cool" as some of the others, but they're very funny.

Retr0gamer · 07-04-2010 6:43pm

I guess you are right, he really did have a great screen presence.

Duggy747 · 07-04-2010 8:58pm

The charm from Arnie was he had no problem taking the piss out of himself. In most of his films you were always guaranteed a laugh along with some hyper-violence.

I mean who else could shoot his Sharon Stone wife in the head and say: "Consider that a divorce!"

Poetry in motion!

Can't wait to see him in The Expendables, even if it is just for 5 minutes!

Greyfox · 07-04-2010 10:27pm

MrStuffins wrote: »

Oh yes, you read it right. 160 quotes from the one-liner master himself, Arnie!

Thank you for this, so many great films, so many great childhood memories!

rgt320q · 08-04-2010 12:09am

My childhood has just come flooding right back to me

DazMarz · 08-04-2010 3:13am

The Governator... What a man!!!

Best one is defo from The Terminator:

"Hey, buddy. You got a dead cat in there or what?"

"Fúck you, asshóle."

Mr. K · 08-04-2010 3:37pm

Even though it's pretty bad film, I've always liked "You're luggage" from Eraser. Schwarzengger is epic, I still love so many of those films (even though I haven't seen any of the bad ones in years).

ScumLord · 08-04-2010 3:58pm

MrStuffins wrote: »

A lot of the bad ones are from Batman and Robin. I don't think even the master himself could save that pile of turd!

I thought he was pretty good in that I liked him, maybe it was down to how bad the rest of the film was but Arnie was class as mr freeze.

Duggy747 · 08-04-2010 8:25pm

ScumLord wrote: »

I thought he was pretty good in that I liked him, maybe it was down to how bad the rest of the film was but Arnie was class as mr freeze.

To me, that's the only reason I ever watch that movie.

"Ice to see you!"

mle1324 · 09-04-2010 3:16am

Can't be arsed to look but is ''Next time Duck'' in there?

Pride Fighter · 09-04-2010 7:48am

Brilliant, but Arnie has many more. Two spring to my mind, from raw deal, Arnie: my name is Joseph P. Brenner, Cop: what does the P stand for?, Arnie: Pussy. And from end of days he's talking to the devil then says 'why dont you go to hell':D:D:D

foxyboxer · 09-04-2010 9:29am

My favourite Arnie quote.

End of Days

"You want to f**k with me? You're a god-damned Choir Boy compared to me! A choir boy!!!!"

After a few drinks it always goes down a storm

MrStuffins · 09-04-2010 10:00am

foxyboxer wrote: »

My favourite Arnie quote.

End of Days

"You want to f**k with me? You're a god-damned Choir Boy compared to me! A choir boy!!!!"

After a few drinks it always goes down a storm

Brilliant, nothing like a drunken Arnie quoting session.

My faves are either:

"What's the matter? CIA got you pushing to many pencils"?
or
"Stewardess, please don't disturb my friend, he is dead tired"

Quality

dario28 · 09-04-2010 10:08am

Best quote is his own work

Its from his documentry pumping iron and he is in a jail doing poses and some guy goes " Hey arnie do you drink alota milk"

and he goes " I drink beer, milk is for babies!"

Class - He also tells some guy "He needs more time" Arnie style...

its on google videos

Also he didnt go to his dads funeral cause he was training for Mr Universe !

ScumLord · 09-04-2010 10:36am

My one wish is to hear Arnie sing Luka. If you sing it with an Arnie accent it sounds awesome.

TheDoc · 09-04-2010 1:26pm

Best ten minutes ive spent on youtube in months

tod1982 · 09-04-2010 1:50pm

Many of the best quoutes come from Commando

Matrix: You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Sully: That's right, Matrix. You did.
Matrix: I lied.

Cooke: You scared, mother****er? Well, you should be, because this Green Beret is going to kick your big ass!
Matrix: I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry!

Matrix: I]after killing a man in the plane[/I Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired.

Cindy: What happened to Sully?
Matrix: I let him go.

And my all time favourite

Gen. Kirby: Leave anything for us?
Matrix: Just bodies.

Venom · 09-04-2010 1:54pm

Great stuff

Pride Fighter · 09-04-2010 4:21pm

tod1982 wrote: »

Many of the best quoutes come from Commando

Matrix: You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Sully: That's right, Matrix. You did.
Matrix: I lied.

Cooke: You scared, mother****er? Well, you should be, because this Green Beret is going to kick your big ass!
Matrix: I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry!

Matrix: I]after killing a man in the plane[/I Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired.

Cindy: What happened to Sully?
Matrix: I let him go.

And my all time favourite

Gen. Kirby: Leave anything for us?
Matrix: Just bodies.

You forgot the best of them all

Let off some steam Bennett

tman · 09-04-2010 4:45pm

The first bit of dialogue in Commando is absolutely priceless!

Matrix: [reading about Boy George in a pop magazine] Why don't they just call him Girl George? It would cut down on the confusion.
Jenny: Oh, Dad, that is so old.
Matrix: Ha Ha. You know when I was a boy and rock'n'roll came to East Germany, the communists said it was subversive.
[thinks and smiles]
Matrix: Maybe they were right.

160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes

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