Signals

PK2008

So alot of singletons around here and judging by some of the posts alot of women want to be asked out and alot of men want to ask them out but there seems to be a tricky little barrier.

Now we all know women like to be asked out rather than do the asking and they are imploring men to 'just ask her out' but then we all know men have trouble picking up on womens signals and (like anyone) dont want to make a tool of themselves be getting the 'oh, no, I think of you more as a friend; speech which is awkward for everyone concerned. A classic of course is the hair twirling thing- more than once Ive taken this as the green light but apparantly there are many more

So what signals do you give to show someone you are interested in them? Any trademark moves? How far have you gone to make it obvious to someone who just didnt get it? And how successful is your mating dance?

Im talking about you as an individual, Im not looking for advice.

Someone posted this on another thread and I thought it was worth reposting:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dx2CUMtZ-0

Caoimhín

I just whip it out.

Gummy Panda

Whip out my penis and shake it at them

antodeco

My penis in their mouth just before they wake up

landsleaving

I display my plumage. Birds love it.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

It's all about the pheremones. Cum on your hands, rub it all over your skin, smell will drive them wild.








/I'm sorry...

minidazzler

No, I don't think most of them want to be asked out, they just want to get laid.

Kiera

Caoimhín wrote: »

I just whip it out.

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Whip out my penis and shake it at them

antodeco wrote: »

My penis in their mouth just before they wake up

landsleaving wrote: »

I display my plumage. Birds love it.

This thread is a load of cock!

Midnight_EG

Kiera wrote: »

This thread is a load of cock!

You love it.

antodeco

I cant thank any of them! It means I like the cock if I do

Kiera

Midnight_EG wrote: »

You love it.

Gone Drinking

I look around bank machines for a discarded balance slip, with a massive balance on it..

I then drop said balance slip beside the female whom i wish to mate with the most, she see's it, and mates with me, thinking i'm rich.

Thats all there is to it.

oneintotwo

It's simple. I think guys pretend that they don't pick up the signals because they're scared of getting rejected. I also think girls sometimes don't give off the signals for the same reason.

Touching your shoulder, looking in your eyes when ye're talking, it's all very obvious and ye know well what's going on.

jokettle

The night I met my current boyf, I stole sips of his drinks and got his help "borrowing" a cocktail glass. Works every time

I'm classy, me.

alwaysadub

oneintotwo wrote: »

It's simple. I think guys pretend that they don't pick up the signals because they're scared of getting rejected. I also think girls sometimes don't give off the signals for the same reason.

Touching your shoulder, looking in your eyes when ye're talking, it's all very obvious and ye know well what's going on.

Do you take them out and hold them up in front of you? :pac:

recylingbin

jokettle wrote: »

The night I met my current boyf, I stole sips of his drinks and got his help "borrowing" a cocktail glass. Works every time

I'm classy, me.

Does he hide his wallet when you go to bed?

Bolag_the_2nd

antodeco wrote: »

I cant thank any of them! It means I like the cock if I do

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AlmightyCushion

I get completely ****faced and then grope the crap out of them on the dancefloor. Hasn't worked yet but persistence is the key.

L.Jenkins

I think with all the whining and moaning that lads can't get women and women can't get lads for much the same reason, as mad as it may sound, I think we just we just need to start match making people and let them get it on. Release the sexual fraustration!

I'll start the ball rolling and start getting people together if ye want.

Seloth

Im sure when he drinks tequila and she responds by talking dirty in spanish they are some major signals...then again the hucklebuckle might just work

L.Jenkins

Seloth wrote: »

Im sure when he drinks tequila and she responds by talking dirty in spanish they are some major signals...then again the hucklebuckle might just work

Back to the old days of hucklebucking and hucklebucking the life out of some young one!

Seloth

The hucklebuck is an old thingie..I thought it was just*Shudders* "them"!

It does kinda look like evis dance alright XD