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Excited by Christ

  • 02-04-2010 8:08pm
    #1
    feel good
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1 ✭


    What sort of excitment do you feel when praying to Christ? Serious but embarressing Question here

    But I've noticed that sometimes such a great feeling of fullfillment enters me whilst praying I start getting erections?? I was guilty at first but now I feel, 'well Christ created us in his own image.. women included'

    Its not homosexual feelings more spiritual

    Do you think Christ would be offened or flattered? - Im asking for a response from him too.. Believe me


Comments

  • #2
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Go away.


  • #3
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    its just the holy spirit entering through your japs eye:D


  • #4
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    You're ghey and wanna shag jesus.


  • #5
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Biggins wrote: »
    Go away.

    Not very Christ-tee-en of you Biggins! :D


  • #6
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,485 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    They always said Jesus did rise again.;)


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  • #7
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    There was no such person as Jesus.

    Fairytales tbh.


  • #8
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,339 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    So this is what happens when the pubs close and people have Fridays to themselves?

    You're not funny dude (Unless you're 13, then you're pretty funny!)


  • #9
    omahaid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭omahaid


    Zombie Jesus!!! Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • #10
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    I feel the need...to......go and do something else......because I don't believe in any of that stuff....


  • #11
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp




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  • #12
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    feel good wrote: »
    What sort of excitment do you feel when praying to Christ? Serious but embarressing Question here

    But I've noticed that sometimes such a great feeling of fullfillment enters me whilst praying I start getting erections?? I was guilty at first but now I feel, 'well Christ created us in his own image.. women included'

    Its not homosexual feelings more spiritual

    Do you think Christ would be offened or flattered? - Im asking for a response from him too.. Believe me
    Excited by Christ


    Banned by TheZohan


  • #13
    philologos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,479 ✭✭✭✭philologos


    Mods please lock this thread...


  • #14
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    where did you get the drink today OP


  • #15
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    irish-stew wrote: »
    where did you get the drink today OP
    Orange juice at his cresh!


  • #16
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Nah, the OP is just drunk on Jesus.


  • #17
    Winters
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Spoiler: Nobody's listening.


  • #18
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Winters wrote: »
    Spoiler: Nobody's listening.


    That's not a spoiler.


    This is a spoiler:
    thread closed


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