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If your going rob cash - how NOT to do it!

  • 01-04-2010 4:39pm
    #1
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭


    Listen lads, if your going to try and commit a robbery, your supposed to rob the right person, supposed to take the target by surprise, supposed to get away with at least some cash!

    LOL. Not like these Drogheda screw-ups! HERE

    Plonkers! They deserve to be arrested for stupidity alone!


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  • #2
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    They're from Drogheda... enough said.


  • #3
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    That_Guy wrote: »
    They're from Drogheda... enough said.

    Naa, ya don't crap on your own doorstep. Lesson 4.
    I suspect they hopped it back to Dundalk (still bandit country?), Limerick or across the border.

    Delighted to see the plonkers went empty-handed.


  • #4
    Sanjuro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    Years in the planning too, I'd imagine.


  • #5
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Did they really expect an Irish bank to have money in it ? :eek:


  • #6
    Domscard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 520 ✭✭✭Domscard


    "An employee approached the machine to prepare it but as he did so, he saw a man get out of a van parked nearby and approached him brandishing a shotgun."

    Not written up too well by RTE either. This quote would lead you to believe that the bank employee brandished the shotgun at the would-be robber :eek: But I suppose who knows which is which in these times ...


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  • #7
    dave 27
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭dave 27


    Biggins wrote: »
    Naa, ya don't crap on your own doorstep. Lesson 4.
    I suspect they hopped it back to Dundalk (still bandit country?), Limerick or across the border.

    Delighted to see the plonkers went empty-handed.


    how the hell does limerick always get a mention? a bank robbery in louth and somehow limerick is mentioned?! jeez like..its a bit old at this stage!:(


  • #8
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    dave 27 wrote: »
    how the hell does limerick always get a mention? a bank robbery in louth and somehow limerick is mentioned?! jeez like..its a bit old at this stage!:(
    Apologies. I could have said north, south, east or west. :o
    No disrespect to the 99.9% of pep's from any places mentioned. :)


  • #9
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    dave 27 wrote: »
    how the hell does limerick always get a mention? a bank robbery in louth and somehow limerick is mentioned?! jeez like..its a bit old at this stage!:(
    Cuz people still think that its the crime capital of Ireland


  • #10
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    dave 27 wrote: »
    how the hell does limerick always get a mention? a bank robbery in louth and somehow limerick is mentioned?! jeez like..its a bit old at this stage!:(

    Probably looking for some booze money for Friday;)


  • #11
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    dave 27 wrote: »
    how the hell does limerick always get a mention? a bank robbery in louth and somehow limerick is mentioned?! jeez like..its a bit old at this stage!:(

    I'll give Biggins the benefit of the doubt because he/she is normally objective and fair....

    .......he/she only said that because apparently half the country is heading in this direction for tomorrow. ;)


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  • #12
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    I'll give Biggins the benefit of the doubt because he/she is normally objective and fair....

    .......he/she only said that because apparently half the country is heading in this direction for tomorrow. ;)

    Again, it was poor choice of words, nothing more.
    When I am knowingly wrong or its pointed out to me, I'm one of the first to admit guilt.

    ("He" by the way - old male fogie here)


  • #13
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Tip: Dont plan your heist by playing World of Darkness.

    Aside from the obvious fact that you'll miss an important detail, like an Armored Truck, all your hours of preperation at fighting werewolves will have been all for naught.


  • #14
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    They CLEARLY didn't think this one through.
    And it not as if they didn't plan it. They (crooks) were obviously watching the arrival times of the truck before - which brings up another thing...

    ...if the particular security firm are supposed to be providing a professional service, they should at the VERY least, be altering their delivery times from hour to hour, week to week.
    It looks like bad form for them to be honest too! No fault prob' of those in the truck but someone higher up in the planning section, needs their arse kicked!


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