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Dublindude69 · 2010-03-31 18:02:51

What messages do you send to your ex girlfriends?

31-03-2010 6:02pm

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What messages do you send to your ex girlfriends?

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#2 31-03-2010 6:03pm

epgc3fyqirnbsx

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Whats your sisters number?

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#3 31-03-2010 6:04pm

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I tell them how lucky i am, not to be with them anymore

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#4 31-03-2010 6:04pm

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Your left tit's noticeably bigger than your right one, stinger.

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#5 31-03-2010 6:04pm

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Raegan Millions Detergent wrote: »

Whats your sisters number?

Ha! I'm not falling for that one again.

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#6 31-03-2010 6:05pm

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Raegan Millions Detergent wrote: »

Whats your sisters number?

087, twelve, 3, four hundred and fifty six, 7,

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#7 31-03-2010 6:06pm

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I don't mean to be cruel but you've a fanny like a wizards sleeve. Might wanna get that sorted.

Note to self: Stop using the retirement home to pick up girlfriends

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#8 31-03-2010 6:06pm

Gummy Panda

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Don't contact me again

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#9 31-03-2010 6:07pm

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Gummy Panda wrote: »

Don't contact me again

That's what yore ma said.

<AH humour>

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#10 31-03-2010 6:08pm

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Interesting thread title disappoints with cr4p discussion

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#11 31-03-2010 6:10pm

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Tell me, tell me that your sweet love hasn't died
Give me, give me one more chance to keep you satisfied, satisfied

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#12 31-03-2010 6:11pm

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What's the point? Just ignore them.

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#13 31-03-2010 6:47pm

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God Im so sorry, I must have been sooo drunk last night. Did I dump you or the other one?

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#14 31-03-2010 6:48pm

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I can't remember, K what did I text you last night?

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#15 31-03-2010 7:05pm

Scrambled egg

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Im tired of your games. Now **** off please and leave me alone.

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#16 31-03-2010 7:09pm

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Let's have break up sex

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#17 31-03-2010 7:17pm

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The sex was nice but please don't contact me again until you start secondary school.

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#18 31-03-2010 9:41pm

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phasers wrote: »

I can't remember, K what did I text you last night?

That you wanted to get back together.

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#19 31-03-2010 9:44pm

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I'll be out in 7 years with good behaviour , I'll look you up then.

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#20 31-03-2010 9:56pm

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" Someone must have been telling lies about Josef K., he knew he had
done nothing wrong but, one morning, he was arrested."

phasers wrote: »

I can't remember, K what did I text you last night?

Was it you?

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#21 31-03-2010 9:57pm

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Send me 1 more txt and I'll cut off ur fùckin thumbs and shove 'em up ur arse!

Cùnt!

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#22 31-03-2010 9:58pm

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I dont bother contacting them at all. Why would I. Dont be petty, you will only look like a tit.

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#23 31-03-2010 10:00pm

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Dublindude69 wrote: »

What messages do you send to your ex girlfriends?

I say "when did you get a vagina, ye git?"
Note to OP: Girls use the internetz these days too! :P

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#24 31-03-2010 10:23pm

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You should probably be tested for chlamydia.

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#25 01-04-2010 1:39am

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Kiera wrote: »

That you wanted to get back together.

And you never replied

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#26 01-04-2010 2:24am

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happy 8 year anniversary, the lst three years have been the best
*when we had been broken up 3 years ha

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#27 01-04-2010 4:20am

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Hey, so my HIV turned into AIDS today. Good thing you took the pill, eh?

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#28 01-04-2010 5:15am

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I fucked your mum. You're a lucky lucky girl to have come from there.

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#29 01-04-2010 8:08am

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phasers wrote: »

And you never replied

Go figure?

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