Twirls.

JONJO THE MISER

Was Just there now after eating a auld Cadbury Twirl, havent had one in years and now i remember why, everytime i have ever eaten a Twirl i feel dissy, this all stems from the advert thery had in early 1990's where the theme june was im so dissy and people were spinning around, i know its all in my head but its so strange isnt it must be the uncounsious mind at work.
Any boardies have anything similar that they would like to share?

Fago!

Get out more!

bonerm

this all stems from the advert thery had in early 1990's where the theme june was im so dissy and people were spinning around

I know how you feel OP.

Thanks to Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel I can no longer enjoy a Trebor Soft Mint directly before having sex.

JONJO THE MISER

Fago! wrote: »

Get out more!

Tis true, unemployed at the moment so you know.

Mars Bar

dissy?

What's dissy?

sbsquarepants

bonerm wrote: »

I know how you feel OP.

Thanks to Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel I can no longer enjoy a Trebor Soft Mint directly before having sex.

Don't get me started on the trouble that wibbly wobbly wonders have caused me:eek:

PirateShampoo

Bit off the ends and use it like a straw in ur coffee. Then consume before it melts to much.

Fago!

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Tis true, unemployed at the moment so you know.

Me too. Woe is us jonjo!

Wazdakka

PirateShampoo wrote: »

Bit off the ends and use it like a straw in ur coffee. Then consume before it melts to much.

Now I need to go buy a twirl...

funk-you

Twirls...the meat of chocolate. Great bar.

-Funk

consultech

PirateShampoo wrote: »

Bit off the ends and use it like a straw in ur coffee. Then consume before it melts to much.

Mind. Blown.

Ruu_Old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy-v7np4iGM

sbsquarepants

Fago, Jonjo. How the hell can you two be affording twirls?
Is this where my tax money goes?
Get me Joe Duffy on the phone!!:D

jigglywoo

I don't buy twirls or flakes, they're the same price as a dairy milk and in a dairy milk you get twice as much chocolate. Twirls and flakes just crumble all over the place so you're losing out on even more chocolate.

Bolag_the_2nd

PirateShampoo wrote: »

Bit off the ends and use it like a straw in ur coffee. Then consume before it melts to much.

breaking into daughters easter egg to try this............
i will let you know

consultech

Bolag_the_2nd wrote: »

breaking into daughters easter egg to try this............
i will let you know

About that, I took it with me this mornin.

bonerm

mars bar wrote: »

dissy?

What's dissy?

It's when someone comes up to you and says "Yo mama so fat she on both sides of the family!"[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]
[/FONT]

Fizman

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Was Just there now after eating a auld Cadbury Twirl, havent had one in years and now i remember why, everytime i have ever eaten a Twirl i feel dissy, this all stems from the advert thery had in early 1990's where the theme june was im so dissy and people were spinning around, i know its all in my head but its I'm so strange isnt it aren't I, must be the uncounsious mind my crazy demons at work.
Any boardies have anything similar that they would like to share?

More like.

PirateShampoo

Bolag_the_2nd wrote: »

breaking into daughters easter egg to try this............
i will let you know

It will all end in tears when she catches you with ur face covered in melted chocolaty goodness

Bolag_the_2nd

PirateShampoo wrote: »

Bit off the ends and use it like a straw in ur coffee. Then consume before it melts to much.

Bolag_the_2nd wrote: »

breaking into daughters easter egg to try this............
i will let you know

dear jeasus, that was better than sex, and a whole lot messier, im covered in melted twirl, feel like i am a two year old again,

Bolag_the_2nd

PirateShampoo wrote: »

It will all end in tears when she catches you with ur face covered in melted chocolaty goodness

too late, dont care, i have a new addiction, nom nom

Truley

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

it must be the uncounsious mind at work.

lol :pac:

Bonito

Bolag_the_2nd wrote: »

dear jeasus, that was better than sex, and a whole lot messier, im covered in melted twirl, feel like i am a two year old again,

I'm baffled as to what type of sex ye boardsies are having. Are you sure you're doing it right?

Crunchie, bite ends off, use as straw through tea/coffee. nom nom nom.

Bolag_the_2nd

Bonito wrote: »

I'm baffled as to what type of sex ye boardsies are having. Are you sure you're doing it right?

ohhh hells yes, twirley curley wurley sex, nom nom

TheWolf

Straw trick also works with penguin bars

Nom

Bonito

TheWolf wrote: »

Straw trick also works with penguin bars

Nom

Also works with cadbury fingers.

consultech

TheWolf wrote: »

Straw trick also works with penguin bars

Nom

Jesus lads, where the fúck have I been? This is all (lifechanging) news to me!

*eadaoin

consultech wrote: »

Jesus lads, where the fúck have I been? This is all (lifechanging) news to me!

if you think that's amazing then wait until you try it with kit kats, time outs and twixes!!

consultech

*eadaoin wrote: »

if you think that's amazing then wait until you try it with kit kats, time outs and twixes!!

I will when I finish this mars bar one. It's fairly slow going so far.

PirateShampoo

With the penguin the trick is to bite the 2 opposite corners off for maximum soakage.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

I always get a headache on Easter Sunday from eating too much chocolate.:o

Wizard007

WISPA. I'd sell my soul for a WISPA. Or M&Ms that have been all lined up along the edge of the fireplace and left get hot and melted inside and still hard on the outside, oh sweet Lord :pac::):pac::):pac::):pac::):pac::):pac::)

4zn76tysfajdxp

Fago! wrote: »

Get out more!

That's not very similar...

Magenta

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Was Just there now after eating a auld Cadbury Twirl, havent had one in years and now i remember why, everytime i have ever eaten a Twirl i feel dissy, this all stems from the advert thery had in early 1990's where the theme june was im so dissy and people were spinning around, i know its all in my head but its so strange isnt it must be the uncounsious mind at work.
Any boardies have anything similar that they would like to share?

If this is how much Twirls affect you I'd hate to see the after-effects you'd have from.... say, a 6-pack of Guinness!

OutlawPete

Twirls are just for those who haven't got the necessary dexterity skills to eat a Flake.

Magenta

OutlawPete wrote: »

Twirls are just for those who haven't got the necessary dexterity skills to eat a Flake.

Twirls are just a gateway bar. You start becoming resistant to them and soon you need more and more. Once Jonjo hits the Skittles I think we shall have to intervene. It all goes downhill from there!

donvito99

jigglywoo wrote: »

Twirls and flakes just crumble all over the place so you're losing out on even more chocolate.

Ah ha! Thats where you're wrong, my friend! The genius' at Cadburys thought about this very situation with regards to the flake, and rectified it, with the Twirl.

Ingenius.

bonerm

Flake also used to have an ad with a chick who sucked up all the remaining bits with a straw. She seemed a little "too" good at it. But either way she got the full value out of her bar.