Beshoff Motors

mumblin deaf ro · 28-03-2010 8:40pm #1

I passed this place the other day - seems to be a new dealership set up near the old Techrete premises in Howth. It has a strange array of half interesting older and newish stock, some of it a pretty low prices - Jag XJS, Bentley Mulsanne, Focus ST.

http://www.beshoffmotors.ie/index2.html

Does anyone know anything about it? It it legit or is there something fishy* about it?

*sorry couldn't resist.

trad · 28-03-2010 8:47pm

Sounds like a bit of a cod.

colm_mcm · 28-03-2010 8:47pm

a lot of the cars are battered,

Hal1 · 28-03-2010 8:51pm

That's some array of cars. I just hope theres no chips on the paintwork as I think that would dampen their value.

Mr Benevolent · 28-03-2010 8:52pm

I pass it regularly, seems to be mostly high end cars, all fairly expensive. There's a nice Mercedes coupe and a Jag etc. It does look a bit dodgy though.

<insert fishy pun here>

E220 Coupe

Suspiciously cheap?

colm_mcm · 28-03-2010 8:59pm

I haven't seen their new plaice, but it's supposed to be impressive

trad · 28-03-2010 9:01pm

Did you do a trawl to find them? Not a sole in the plaice.

PauloMN · 28-03-2010 9:16pm

Wonder is the owner a bit of a shark? Wouldn't want to buy a red herring now.

pajero12 · 28-03-2010 10:16pm

trad wrote: »

Did you do a trawl to find them? Not a sole in the plaice.

Ha this ones the best...whats with the fish puns though?

unkel · 28-03-2010 10:34pm

pajero12 wrote: »

Ha this ones the best...whats with the fish puns though?

Beshoffs of Howth

EPM · 29-03-2010 7:56am

Nothing to contribute bar lmfao

manta356 · 29-07-2010 1:25am

Hal1 wrote: »

That's some array of cars.

Just wondering if anyone had any dealings with these people and if so what was your experience

Esel · 29-07-2010 1:48am

Had a nice Manta in recently. They also do aftermarket chips. Salesman has a mullet.

Big Nasty · 29-07-2010 8:27am

He's actually of the Beshoff chipper family. He's also the chap that nearly got killed when some dude decided to do hari kari off howth harbour: http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2010/0715/1224274739413.html Got a chaep as chips (pun fully intended) Maserati at the mo! http://www.carzone.ie/search/Maserati/3200/3200-GT./201019198005197/advert?channel=CARS But the Mini he nearly died in is still for sale! http://www.carzone.ie/search/Mini/One/COOPER-L/201022198249668/advert?channel=CARS

opinion guy · 29-07-2010 9:48am

Fishy fishy fish fish, batter.

Do I win ?

cjt156 · 29-07-2010 1:38pm

opinion guy wrote: »

Fishy fishy fish fish, batter.

We'll let you away with that one, just don't make a halibut of it.

gebbel · 29-07-2010 1:56pm

MCMLXXV wrote: »

He's actually of the Beshoff chipper family. He's also the chap that nearly got killed when some dude decided to do hari kari off howth harbour: http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2010/0715/1224274739413.html Got a chaep as chips (pun fully intended) Maserati at the mo! http://www.carzone.ie/search/Maserati/3200/3200-GT./201019198005197/advert?channel=CARS But the Mini he nearly died in is still for sale! http://www.carzone.ie/search/Mini/One/COOPER-L/201022198249668/advert?channel=CARS

Lucky man to be alive. Anyone asking for a test drive will no doubt be driving away from Howth harbour.

Hal1 · 29-07-2010 2:16pm

Has he still got his sea legs :pac:.

alexmcred · 29-07-2010 2:19pm

Surely the mini he went for a swim in has been scrapped.

Must be a mistake that's it's still up

the merchant · 29-07-2010 2:25pm

alexmcred wrote: »

Surely the mini he went for a swim in has been scrapped.

Must be a mistake that's it's still up

It's grand now - Just needed a tuna up.

Absurdum · 29-07-2010 5:06pm

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Got a chaep as chips (pun fully intended) Maserati at the mo! http://www.carzone.ie/search/Maserati/3200/3200-GT./201019198005197/advert?channel=CARS

:eek::eek::eek:

gonna check my piggy bank brb

-Corkie- · 29-07-2010 5:10pm

Absurdum wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek:

gonna check my piggy bank brb

Same as that..

daRobot · 29-07-2010 5:36pm

the merchant wrote: »

It's grand now - Just needed a tuna up.

Yup, it's absolutely pierfect

Max Power1 · 29-07-2010 6:26pm

jaysus lads this thread doesnt half read like an AH trainwreck!

<fishpun>

highflier · 16-07-2011 11:44am

I bought a Merc from Beshoff Motors 12 months ago, great dealership very professional and delighted with car. would recommend.

pburns · 16-07-2011 12:01pm

highflier wrote: »

I bought a Merc from Beshoff Motors 12 months ago, great dealership very professional and delighted with car. would recommend.

Maybe you did old chap but when a virgin user uses his first post to wax lyrical about a business I'm afraid I'm a little suspicious;)...

Arthur Daley · 16-07-2011 1:01pm

pburns wrote: »

Maybe you did old chap but when a virgin user uses his first post to wax lyrical about a business I'm afraid I'm a little suspicious;)...

Decidedly fishy:o

Mr Benevolent · 16-07-2011 2:01pm

highflier wrote: »

I bought a Merc from Beshoff Motors 12 months ago, great dealership very professional and delighted with car. would recommend.

First post? Now that's fishy.

opinion guy · 16-07-2011 2:11pm

Arthur Daley wrote: »

Decidedly fishy:o

Minder where you are throwing allegations there Arthur

-Chris- · 16-07-2011 2:19pm

Holy mackrel!

Listen, I've had my fillet of these bad jokes, and I can't tell if our new visitor is a bottom feeder, angling for new customers or just codding us with his good review.

I'm sorry to mussel in, and it might seem a little shellfish, but this thread is bound to lead to g-reef.

Zombie thread closed.

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