heads up anyone NOW?

MoltenRock

ok heres the deal

i play u heads up at your stakes (no higher than 25nl)

but u have to play me on PP.

Anyone with the initials CHD more than welcome.

oh and no Fish plz, i want this to be a challenge.

CHD

Full Tilt?

CHD

k you went offline when I asked so I am going bed.

MoltenRock

damn missed u. i was seeing to herself. u know the score. or maybe u dont, i shouldnt presume anything i guess. anyway. ft is rigged imo and the deal was pp. so maybe another time, gotta get some sleep, been hammering away there for about an hour. jees im sore. anyway chucks i ll be on to ya again no doubt. oh and i hope u dont win that irish open ticket 2moro (u know the one u and ur buddies have prob rigged the decks in favour of yerselves by the sound of it). it would be terrible for a hater like u having to play a PP event seings as u say in ur own words u hate em. (unpatriotic +++++R). good nite.

seanybiker

throwing down the gauntlet then running away. Boo you.

MoltenRock

after nearly 2hrs banging the knickers off herself u can appreciate the last thing i giv a **** about is taking some 25nl HU fish for his pocket money ffs. u guys on here need to get real. and where, prey tell, did u suddenly pop out of. this challenge was about 2hrs ago and mainly directed at the CHD fella.

Daithio9

Lol @ semi illiterate tardos calling some one out and running like a p@ssy when said challenge is accepted.

MoltenRock

Daithio9 wrote: »

Lol @ semi illiterate tardos calling some one out and running like a p@ssy when said challenge is accepted.

ah...i think the word u prob wanted there was semi-literate. tnx for the laugh anyway clownshow.

CHD

I bet you are a 16 year old acting great on a forum. Also I have prob played more HU than you. I ain't a fish

Anyway, fair play proving how dumb you are. I will play you HU sometime on iPoker then put all the $$$ I take off you into a cash game and shove blind. That or Withdraw>ATM>Titties.

MoltenRock

actually quite a bit older than that. and i take it u didnt win padd power ticket:D otherwise u would have been boasting about it already.

now rate this for a bluff move by me before u wanne get in a HU scrap with me.....this is the kinda moves i am capable of mister OCD sorry CHD.


CO: $52.90
BTN: $48.75
SB: $47.90
BB: $50.00
UTG: $129.75
Hero (MP): $60.90

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP with T J
1 fold, Hero raises to $1.75, CO raises to $5, 3 folds, Hero calls $3.25

Flop: ($10.75) A 8 2 :diamond: (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $5, Hero calls $5

Turn: ($20.75) A :diamond: (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $20.75, Hero calls $20.75

River: ($62.25) 8 :club: (2 players)
Hero bets $30.15 all in, CO folds

:cool: ship it ship it...ty:cool:

CHD

I wasn't playing in it. Dealing in it.

lol oh look I made a bluff, im a super serious player.

Done with you.

MoltenRock

lol dealer...:eek:

now ur are so outed...

last refuge of the failed poker players...dealing omg. i am so done with u too.

CHD

Im not a dealer though. You speak like your a champ. Throw up your results and stats so. Or just stfu pretending to be great while hiding behind your PC, stick to the threads where you say you are gay, that was a quality read so thanks. Good lad.

seanybiker

is this "i lost a game so Im gonna blame someone else" thread still open.
OP the fact you brought up riding knickers(its whats inside them your looking for) makes you sound like an angry teen. Give it a rest man/child. I dont post in here normally at all because Im only a newb I suppose at poker.
Ill play you on wed night for 20 just to shut you us. Any online game you want. You will probably win but at least it will make you feel good. Now ya have the gauntlet down. 20 euro game wed night. A newb is challenging you just to shut you up. Ill make sure im not riding that night.

Edit. Made it 20 lol. As long as the site takes a 3v card, ill play you.

MoltenRock

sseany in all honesty i would crush u. u are a noob to poker so u wont be a match for me sorry, tnx for the offer tho. keep ur 20 bills u might need it.

as for chd (homophobe) whats wrong with being gay?

CHD

Nothing wrong with it, its kinda gay.

You play 25NL and you act like a superstar. level or else you are very stupid.

Tilt Gone

So this is whats become of the poker forum on Boards?? Lads ffs this is sad. CHD I expected more from you lol. Why in Gods name would you even consider replying to such ****e?? The fact Molten rock is still allowed to post on here proves that no-one gives a crap about the place anymore.

good night or good morning, take your pick.

seanybiker

MoltenRock wrote: »

sseany in all honesty i would crush u. u are a noob to poker so u wont be a match for me sorry, tnx for the offer tho. keep ur 20 bills u might need it.

as for chd (homophobe) whats wrong with being gay?

jesus man if you believe every thing people say then your fecked. I am a noob to this forum and my twin brother is gay. So come on. Its only 20 quid. If ya beat me thats fair enough.

MrStuffins

seanybiker wrote: »

jesus man if you believe every thing people say then your fecked. I am a noob to this forum and my twin brother is gay. So come on. Its only 20 quid. If ya beat me thats fair enough.

He can't play, he's too busy banging a chick whilst driving a Ferrari and doing a handstand simultaniously!

Or he's in bed coz he has school soon.

MoltenRock

well u are right about banging chicks, banged the knicks off her last night while alternating between some grudge 10nl HU action on Stars.

lets just say i came out ahead in both:D

oh and the gay thing...well i have to admit i am bicurioues but prob not full blown gay yet...

MrStuffins

MoltenRock, i notice you're online.

I will play you right now. I've just DL'd PP just for you. I havent played on here in..... i cant remember how long.

Challenge accepted, let's go!

MoltenRock

cant unfortunately have to take out the bins soon. cant get out of it...maybe later on...

MrStuffins

MoltenRock wrote: »

cant unfortunately have to take out the bins soon. cant get out of it...maybe later on...

Clown!

I'd be willing to bet that you've never actually played poker online and you've been watching too much World Poker Tour.

MoltenRock

i have played 50k hands at 5nl, crushing it by 13bb/100. bet u thats way better acheivemnt than u ver have a poker

MrStuffins

MoltenRock wrote: »

i have played 50k hands at 5nl, crushing it by 13bb/100. bet u thats way better acheivemnt than u ver have a poker

Perhaps it is

Perhaps i'm a multi-millionaire through poker

But i still reckon you're full of sh1t!

If you're telling the truth, throw up some stats.

Otherwise grab your lunchbox, you'll be late for school!

MoltenRock

put up yours if u are so damn good

MrStuffins

MoltenRock wrote: »

put up yours if u are so damn good

I never claimed to be good.

I'm not making any claims i can't back up.

If your claims are true, show me.

Otherwise stop being a loser and go back to bed!

MoltenRock

lol u are a loser for sure.

MrStuffins

I AM a loser.

I can't spell

I can't dance

I can't play poker

Now, you gonna admit you're full of sh1t or show some stats?

If you dont show some sort of proof that you're a poker genius then this will be my last post on the subject. I wont need any more proof that you're spoofing!

scudzilla

MoltenRock

have to go now . i have lots of sh!t to do today. mite be on later on and play but i guess you will all have suddenly dissapeared off and gone into hiding again. anyway gotta rush, people to meet-places to go. have a nice day spanking off- i suppose thats really all u guys do seeings you are crap at poker. oh a good one is mofosex.com. plenty of stuff there to keep u guys goin. and some gayporn in there too i am sure for CHD but he prob has even better ones for himself.

and look about my results. just take it that i have crushed 5nl and i am only playing not that long. now i am not saying i am phil ivey but i think i can lick alot of the BSrs on here. i mean everyone on here looks like they cant play for sh!t only slag others off. grow up everyone. grow up ffs. plz. l8r

CHD

Ok, you are obv a kid or slightly retarded.

- Asked to prove you are a good player
- You don't
- Offer HU challenges that are accepted 3 times
- You pussy out
- Won't show stats and ask people to trust you
- You are confused if you are straight or not but brag you were banging your gf so you are obv making that up, who does that lol.
- You are a fool

I will play you and crush you soon. Will PM you.

DazMarz

This thread has really descended to childish levels at times, but I believe that it is a case now that the only way to settle it is to have these aforementioned Heads Up games between the challenger and the ones who have accepted this challenge.

Have it on a mutually agreeable site, see what happens and then put this to bed...

MrStuffins

DazMarz wrote: »

This thread has really descended to childish levels at times, but I believe that it is a case now that the only way to settle it is to have these aforementioned Heads Up games between the challenger and the ones who have accepted this challenge.

Have it on a mutually agreeable site, see what happens and then put this to bed...

I went as far as to download and install PP again on my machine.

I hate playing on PP.

Let's get this party started!

happytime

MrStuffins wrote: »

I went as far as to download and install PP again on my machine.

I hate playing on PP.

Let's get this party started!

smelly dryballs

Hedman

MoltenRock wrote: »

have to go now . i have lots of sh!t to do today. mite be on later on and play but i guess you will all have suddenly dissapeared off and gone into hiding again. anyway gotta rush, people to meet-places to go. have a nice day spanking off- i suppose thats really all u guys do seeings you are crap at poker. oh a good one is mofosex.com. plenty of stuff there to keep u guys goin. and some gayporn in there too i am sure for CHD but he prob has even better ones for himself.

and look about my results. just take it that i have crushed 5nl and i am only playing not that long. now i am not saying i am phil ivey but i think i can lick alot of the BSrs on here. i mean everyone on here looks like they cant play for sh!t only slag others off. grow up everyone. grow up ffs. plz. l8r

corigi

CHD wrote: »

Ok, you are obv a kid or slightly retarded.

- Asked to prove you are a good player
- You don't
- Offer HU challenges that are accepted 3 times
- You pussy out
- Won't show stats and ask people to trust you
- You are confused if you are straight or not but brag you were banging your gf so you are obv making that up, who does that lol.
- You are a fool

I will play you and crush you soon. Will PM you.

Why even bother entertaining him it fairly obvious he will never play you CHD...As you stated anytime anyone agrees to play him he makes up a reason not too..He is crushing 5nl and reckon that is better than most people on here let him think that and dont waste your energy on him!

Lazare

MoltenRock wrote: »

actually quite a bit older than that. and i take it u didnt win padd power ticket:D otherwise u would have been boasting about it already.

now rate this for a bluff move by me before u wanne get in a HU scrap with me.....this is the kinda moves i am capable of mister OCD sorry CHD.


CO: $52.90
BTN: $48.75
SB: $47.90
BB: $50.00
UTG: $129.75
Hero (MP): $60.90

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP with T J
1 fold, Hero raises to $1.75, CO raises to $5, 3 folds, Hero calls $3.25

Flop: ($10.75) A 8 2 :diamond: (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $5, Hero calls $5

Turn: ($20.75) A :diamond: (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $20.75, Hero calls $20.75

River: ($62.25) 8 :club: (2 players)
Hero bets $30.15 all in, CO folds

:cool: ship it ship it...ty:cool:

I've a funny feeling you're taking the piss, but just in case you aren't, I'll rate your bluff.

It was fcuking horrible, you're just lucky you're opp sucks at the game as much as you. You bet $22 into a $62 pot on a blindingly obvious missed fd, you should be shot with balls of your own sh1t, so should your opp. Brag away though, it's funny.


Btw, first post here in 4 months, man this forum stinks now. Full of droollers.

bubbleking

il play you if you like??

Icarus152

I vote Moltenrock

Whyno

Molten Rock is a poor effort of a troll. We need to lynch him for his poor busto efforts and stupid bluffs. As bad as this village is we really dont need a clown. Lynch MOLTENROCK because hes a hero who won ten bucks playing 5nl....:rolleyes:

Samba

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