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Things that are average

KnifeWRENCH · 2010-03-25 18:20:53

There's a thread for things that are lovely. But recent research has shown that less than 3% of things in the universe are lovely, whereas approximately 104% of things are distinctly average. Like this pen. Such an average pen. Look at it there, in all its mediocrity: And this planet (or "giant sky sphere" as I prefer to…

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There's a thread for things that are lovely. But recent research has shown that less than 3% of things in the universe are lovely, whereas approximately 104% of things are distinctly average.

Like this pen. Such an average pen. Look at it there, in all its mediocrity:

And this planet (or "giant sky sphere" as I prefer to call it) Sure it's red. But red isn't equivalent to lovely.

What else?

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I know nothing of averages, I know only of things that are > average.

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