Unintentionally funny rap lyrics

Glenster

You know in a rap song, the rapper (usually a coloured gentleman) will be going on about his record with the ladies or his ever-increasing wealth or his thug-related life and it'll all be very hardcore and then suddenly he'll accidentally drop in a phrase that makes you smile.

My two favourites are;

"All you 'N-words' living bummy, why you 'f-ing' with me?" by a little fellow name 2Pac.

Because as a ten year old living in Ireland you dont associate living bummy with living on the street like a homeless man, you associate it with bumming, and it's funny to think of Biggy bumming Suge Knight.

and

"It's funny how you can go from being Joe Blow, to everybody on your dick, no homo" by a delightfully humble chap by the name of Kanye West.

'No homo' is always funny in a rap song, it's like a little kid going 'and i'm not being gay or nothing' after he's said something really gay, and rhyming it with Joe Blow. Comedy genius.



Hey guys, what's yours? Rap lyrics what am funny? Unintentionally. Guys.



Note: Unintentionally funny. Unintentionally.

Liam Byrne

"Hangin' with my homies"

Hanging out with gay guys makes them sounds SOOOO cool.....

petes

Eh, as a ten year old you thought about bumming

Most rap music is ****e anyway!

Father Damo

Glenster wrote: »

"It's funny how you can go from being Joe Blow, to everybody on your dick, no homo" by a delightfully humble chap by the name of Kanye West.

'No homo' is always funny in a rap song, it's like a little kid going

Kanye is a knob.

As a hip hop fan (well, more the early stuff) I find it hard to fathom how wasters like Outkast (well, more specifically Andre 3000) get away with lyrics like "I want to stank you, stank you very much" to critical acclaim. Listen to their classic first album from 94 odd and listen to the pop sh1t they have put out this century, it is cringeworthy.

Think the winner must be Bizarre from D12 mind, such as "Ill **** anythin when Im snortin, it will cost 300 dollars to get my pitbull an abortion" :pac:

He is utterly talentless lyrically, but ****ing hilarious all the same.

SV

Insurgent wrote: »

Eh, as a ten year old you thought about bumming

Most rap misic is ****e anyway!

What the fúck is misic?

AnonoBoy

Kevin Federline - "I hit like tsunamis!"

from the song America's Most Hated.


Go Fed-Ex!

x PyRo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c

Tune.

Intentionally funny but who cares!

Glenster

Insurgent wrote: »

Eh, as a ten year old you thought about bumming

Most rap music is ****e anyway!

All ten year olds think about bumming.............Right?

petes

SV wrote: »

What the fúck is misic?

Ah bollocks, I made a spelling mistake on a forum. I'm going to be in the depths of depression all day now.

SV

Insurgent wrote: »

Ah bollocks, I made a spelling mistake on a forum. I'm going to be in the depths of depression all day now.

Probably will be alright!

ibarelycare

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Kevin Federline - "I hit like tsunamis!"

from the song America's Most Hated.


Go Fed-Ex!

He released music? And you listened to it? :eek:

AnonoBoy

ibarelycare wrote: »

He released music? And you listened to it? :eek:

No. He released music and I googled it to find the lyrics!

It came out not too long after the tsunami in Asia so y'know, nice and tactless there Kevin.

speedboatchase

AnonoBoy wrote: »

No. He released music and I googled it to find the lyrics!

That's actually worse. Anyways OP you'll like this http://www.cracked.com/article_17391_14-more-most-unintentionally-gay-rap-lyrics-ever.html

amacachi

Glenster wrote: »

You know in a rap song, the rapper (usually a coloured gentleman) [/SIZE]

What colour?


Pretty much all Gangsta rap is hilariously bad.

pablomakaveli

This on Dr.Dre's **** Wit Dre Day

"Gap teeth in ya mouth so my dick's gots to fit
With my nuts on ya tonsils
While ya on stage rappin at your wack-ass concerts
And I'ma snatch your ass from the backside
To show you how Death Row pull off that who-ride"

He's rapping about his old buddy Eazy-E in this song.

Cracked.com did an article on some of the weirdest rap lyrics a few months back which also seemed to show the underlying homosexual content of a lot of rap songs.

Glenster

It's all getting a bit "he said something gay". I didn't mean for that to happen, I was aiming for something a bit more po mo.

Nephew

Keith and Shane

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVaLbGOSXLs

Shapey Fiend

Freestyle battles are notorious for this kind of thing. Your trying to say the other guy is gay and you accidentally say you're gay yourself. Happened to one of the battlers in Dublin a couple of weeks ago and the whole place were falling around laughing at him. It's just one of the many reasons it's best avoid homophobia in rap lyrics.

Mikeyt086

I like rap, i like Lil' Wayne, one of his funnier lines comes from "I'm me.":

"Un****ingbelievable, Lil' Waynes the president,
**** em, **** em, **** em, even if their celibate,
I know the game is crazy, its more crazy than its ever been,
Im married to that crazy b!tch, call me Kevin Federline"

Before you say something about me liking Lil Wayne i really couldnt care. You wanted funny rap lines, you got them.

Also, from "Wasted."

"And you can tell Dad, that im a mother****er,
you niggaz best not slip... Ice road truckers."

JIZZLORD

Born sinner, the opposite of a winner
Remember when I used to eat sardines for dinner

Juicy by Notorious B.I.G.

AnonoBoy

speedboatchase wrote: »

That's actually worse.

I just googled it to post in this thread. Honest.

xsiborg

often i might take the chance to listen to some of the awful shíte people call music when they ask me to transfer their music collection to their ipod (gotta luv the guy that bought a 120GB ipod for his "collection", all three albums! ), but i took a listen to 50cent, dont ask me to name the album or the song, but i keeled over laughing when i heard the line:

"i luv you like a fat kid luv cake!"

Bijoux

'Watch out for my medallion: my diamonds are reckless
Feels like a midget is hangin' from my necklace'

Ludacris, think the name of the song was 'stand up'

aDeener

Insurgent wrote: »

Eh, as a ten year old you thought about bumming

all rap music is ****e anyway!

fyp

orourkeda

Its all about the he say she says bullsh*t. - Limp Bizkit

Noopti

hmm.....don't really know any lyrics, but I will take a wild guess at some - which in all likelihood do exist in rap somewhere:

"I have a massive cock, and lots of diamonds/gold/cash money
You are nothing but a bitch, but you have a fat (as in great, but also literally fat) ass, which I also love tapping
My homeboys love tapping that ass also, all day long as I sip on some crystal, which costs a lot of money, but it is cool because I have loads of it from drug dealing (not really, just from selling records in all honesty)
If you call into question my manhood, or diss my mother - I will simply shoot you in the face. So don't do it."

orourkeda

Noopti wrote: »

hmm.....don't really know any lyrics, but I will take a wild guess at some - which in all likelihood do exist in rap somewhere:

"I have a massive cock, and lots of diamonds/gold/cash money
You are nothing but a bitch, but you have a fat (as in great, but also literally fat) ass, which I also love tapping
My homeboys love tapping that ass also, all day long as I sip on some crystal, which costs a lot of money, but it is cool because I have loads of it from drug dealing (not really, just from selling records in all honesty)
If you call into question my manhood, or diss my mother - I will simply shoot you in the face. So don't do it."

sounds skooly d to me

Noopti

orourkeda wrote: »

sounds skooly d to me

For real..... :pac:

Kotek Besar

Glenster wrote: »

You know in a rap song, the rapper (usually a coloured gentleman)

Coloured gentleman?

pikachucheeks

Spiral, that "Irish rapper" was constantly funny ...especially his attempts at breaking in to the music industry.
Feckin' eejit!

Bonito

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Spiral, that "Irish rapper" was constantly funny ...especially his attempts at breaking in to the music industry.
Feckin' eejit!

Breaking in alright.....

I just realised I got nothin'

Degsy

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Spiral, that "Irish rapper" was constantly funny ...especially his attempts at breaking in to the music industry.
Feckin' eejit!

Had almost forgotten about him...the utter,utter fool.

Pace2008

Insurgent wrote: »

Eh, as a ten year old you thought about bumming

All rap music is ****e anyway!

aDeener wrote: »

fyp

Some of the early 90s stuff is absolute quality.

Shapey Fiend

Broad generalisations are all ****e.

Reason most of whats on the radio is rubbish is because nobody bothers to look past the obvious stuff.

DazMarz

I remember hearing a rap music lyric once: "I love you like a fat kid love cake." I laughed so much at that one! Great stuff!

annie87

"I'm into having sex, I'm not into making love. So come give me a hug."


I thought hugging was part of "making love".And they don't sound too gangsta to me. 50 cent, part rapper, part carebear.

Degsy

This song is great....

"Bitch i aint scared
Bitch i aint scared
Bitch i aint scared
I aint scared mutherfcucker"

3hn2givr7mx1sc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGoEMJr-wiQ

Some song.:p