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  • 24-03-2010 7:02pm
    #1
    Abu P
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭


    Alo me name iz Abu P and I iz fresh... I iz asylum seeka from Iraq an I iz lookin for wurk in Ireland, I has bin in London and Belfast for 1 year almost and I dig it, I spent 18 momphs in France camp an hated it.... I for real dig ya turf an I hope President Blairs and Brown win the genital election an Ireland stays Britich... I can do almost anythin with me hands and I iz a enginea. I trained in iraq army. I iz do any job thank you... Asalaam Alaykum


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  • #2
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    you can do anything?
    Can you kindly f*ck off?


  • #3
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Abu P wrote: »
    Alo me name iz Abu P and I iz fresh... I iz asylum seeka from Iraq an I iz lookin for wurk in Ireland, I has bin in London and Belfast for 1 year almost and I dig it, I spent 18 momphs in France camp an hated it.... I for real dig ya turf an I hope President Blairs and Brown win the genital election an Ireland stays Britich... I can do almost anythin with me hands and I iz a enginea. I trained in iraq army. I iz do any job thank you... Asalaam Alaykum

    Best. Post. Ever. :cool:


  • #4
    abouttobebanned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    I iz confused.


  • #5
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    Alden Petite Whirlwind wrote: »
    you can do anything?
    Can you kindly f*ck off?

    someone left their socks on in the shower this morning :pac:


  • #6
    Mars Bar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,982 ✭✭✭✭Mars Bar


    Anyone else read that in an Ali G voice?


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  • #7
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    Take some basic English classes first before you do anything


  • #8
    Bluebell35
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭Bluebell35


    I iz amuzed :)


  • #9
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    mars bar wrote: »
    Anyone else read that in an Ali G voice?

    Haha I did and immediately thought Borat needs a Mankini washer.


  • #10
    nucking futs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 230 ✭✭nucking futs


    'Almost anything' apparently doesn't include spelling. Or making sense. Or anything really.


  • #11
    Abu P
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭Abu P


    I do not feel, please be kind I iz lookin for help. Me iz gona brin me family ovar and need a job to help dem... I has wife and five young childrun. Asalaam Alaykum


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  • #12
    PirateShampoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    Great, PigHead has a new Persona.


  • #13
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    In before the lock....


    Deadly post. Defo read it in ''My name-a Borat'' voice, then Ali G voice.... Brilliant stuff!!!


  • #14
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Abu P wrote: »
    I do not feel, please be kind I iz lookin for help. Me iz gona brin me family ovar and need a job to help dem... I has wife and five young childrun. Asalaam Alaykum

    Why be kind if you do not feel?

    And is Asalaam Alaykum that Batman game?


  • #15
    zuroph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,097 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    Abu P wrote: »
    Alo me name iz Abu P and I iz fresh... I iz asylum seeka from Iraq an I iz lookin for wurk in Ireland, I has bin in London and Belfast for 1 year almost and I dig it, I spent 18 momphs in France camp an hated it.... I for real dig ya turf an I hope President Blairs and Brown win the genital election an Ireland stays Britich... I can do almost anythin with me hands and I iz a enginea. I trained in iraq army. I iz do any job thank you... Asalaam Alaykum
    You're not allowed dig turf any more here, sorry, looks like you're out of luck on the job front.


  • #16
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    foreigner!


  • #17
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    i just had a lovely rashers and sausages sambo


  • #18
    Abu P
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭Abu P


    landsleaving wrote: »
    Why be kind if you do not feel?

    And is Asalaam Alaykum that Batman game?

    Why you disrespect Muslim greeting? I dont cause truble and I iz not da terrerorist.


  • #19
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    If you can fix a laser printer, send your CV to the passport office.


  • #20
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Abu P wrote: »
    Why you disrespect Muslim greeting? I dont cause truble and I iz not da terrerorist.

    Iz I only take mickey.


  • #21
    nucking futs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 230 ✭✭nucking futs


    If your name is Asalaam Alaykum why is your username Abu P? Or are you crapper at spelling than I thought?


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  • #22
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Abu P wrote: »
    Why you disrespect Muslim greeting? I dont cause truble and I iz not da terrerorist.

    You do realise that mods can see your alt account and if one gets banned all get banned?

    Just sayin'.....


  • #23
    Scarydoll
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    Abu P wrote: »
    I do not feel, please be kind I iz lookin for help. Me iz gona brin me family ovar and need a job to help dem... I has wife and five young childrun. Asalaam Alaykum

    As-Salamu Alaykum! Good luck gettin a job. Have you thought about doing a fás course? Maybe in business management?


  • #24
    Abu P
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭Abu P


    landsleaving wrote: »
    Iz I only take mickey.

    You iz are sound racialist terrerorist. IRA terrorist not Muslim


  • #25
    sidneykidney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 591 ✭✭✭sidneykidney


    landsleaving wrote: »
    Iz I only take mickey.

    You only takey mickey???:eek:


  • #26
    nucking futs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 230 ✭✭nucking futs


    Abu P wrote: »
    You iz are sound racialist terrerorist. IRA terrorist not Muslim
    Ah sure they're all the same. What have you blown up recently?


  • #27
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    I think I'm gonna call you Izzy.


  • #28
    Bluebell35
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭Bluebell35


    Abu P wrote: »
    Why you disrespect Muslim greeting? I dont cause truble and I iz not da terrerorist.

    Weird that you can spell 'disrespect Muslim greeting' but can't spell 'the' hmm :confused:


  • #29
    Abu P
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭Abu P


    nucking futs wrote: »
    If your name is Asalaam Alaykum why is your username Abu P? Or are you crapper at spelling than I thought?

    Me name iz Abu and asalaam alaykum mean peace be upon you


  • #30
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    sidneykidney wrote: »
    You only takey mickey???:eek:

    Hmmm. poorly phrased methnks.


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  • #31
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    No personal abuse, it's not worth the ban.


  • #32
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Please post your CV and bank details and we'll find you something ASAP.


  • #33
    nucking futs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 230 ✭✭nucking futs


    Abu P wrote: »
    Me name iz Abu and asalaam alaykum mean peace be upon you
    In what language?


  • #34
    pablodunlop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 959 ✭✭✭pablodunlop


    Abu P wrote: »
    I iz asylum seeka from Iraq an I iz lookin for wurk in Ireland

    TERRRK ERRR JERRRBS


  • #35
    Abu P
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭Abu P


    Why negative me I iz not terrerorist.


  • #36
    Mars Bar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,982 ✭✭✭✭Mars Bar


    Abu P wrote: »
    Why negative me I iz not terrerorist.

    It's not about terrorism, it's about your spelling!

    Sheesh.


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  • #37
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    TheZohan wrote: »
    You do realise that mods can see your alt account and if one gets banned all get banned?

    Just sayin'.....

    Iz a clue to their other account a pozibility plz kind sirs? ;)


  • #38
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Abu P wrote: »
    Me name iz Abu and asalaam alaykum mean peace be upon you

    Piss be upon ewe two. I which you teh very best of fuck, hear in Island.


  • #39
    Abu P
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭Abu P


    Please any help for wurk... I do anythin


  • #40
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Abu P wrote: »
    Please any help for wurk... I do anythin


    There used to be a time when trolls were funny.

    Thread fail.


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