Popularity of stuff you hold in your hand theory

veryangryman

Keep the men in white coats on standby lads and asses.....

A pint of beer, a mobile phone and a cigarette are immensely popular things to hold. And i think ive figured out why.

If your ever in a crowd on your own, all three are excellent ways of looking that bit less awkward by taking a sip, writing a pointless text message or just taking a puff.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

There´s only one in-the-nad answer you´re goign to get in this place (and it ain´t cigarettes!)

landsleaving

Dear Sir/Madam.

Before posting a masturbation joke, please, consider the rest of us, who will inevitably have to read them.

Kind Regards,

landsleaving

I find public masturbation very socially awkward but at least I don't look like I'm just standing there doing nothin.

__________

Smoking is cool

alwaysadub

veryangryman wrote: »

Keep the men in white coats on standby lads and asses.....

A pint of beer, a mobile phone and a cigarette are immensely popular things to hold. And i think ive figured out why.

If your ever in a crowd on your own, all three are excellent ways of looking that bit less awkward by taking a sip, writing a pointless text message or just taking a puff.

Lads and asses???
Talk to an ass much?:pac:

landsleaving

alwaysadub wrote: »

Talk to an ass much?:pac:

In AH? Do you even need to ask?

R0ot

The only good kind of public masturbation is the kind someone else does for you.

What was the topic again?

bonerm

OP is on to something. I've noticed that some people lose all feelings of self-consciousness just so long as they have something to hold..

Fratton Fred

I prefer a game of pocket billiards personally.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Cocks, often found held in your hand, don't think it would go down too well holding your knob in a crowd

Davidius

I normally have my calculator out. Am I cool yet?

CuLT

*arrives breathless at thread*

DID SOMEONE ALREADY SAY PENIS?!

cafecolour

Next time you're in the pub, you should try drinking your beer, instead of saving it to sip in case you end up on your own. Will open up a whole new world for you.

Agricola

CuLT wrote: »

*arrives breathless at thread*

DID SOMEONE ALREADY SAY PENIS?!

In a more subtle way, but yes!

Pace2008

R0ot wrote: »

The only good kind of public masturbation is the kind someone else does for you.

Pretty sure that's an oxymoronic statement as masturbation is a form of auto-eroticism.

Sofaspud

Pace2008 wrote: »

Pretty sure that's an oxymoronic statement as masturbation is a form of auto-eroticism.

But if someone else does it you can watch.

As long as the person you're watching is a chick*.

Cos otherwise it's disgusting, and ghey.




*not a bestiality type of chick

Formal shorts

Pace2008 wrote: »

Pretty sure that's an oxymoronic statement as masturbation is a form of auto-eroticism.

It also refers to the manual stimulation of another.

Now stop trying to look clever and make a cock joke.