If Hitlersson666 Did Personal Issues

hitlersson666

Ok as im reading the retarded tabloids that my family eat up I look at the ''Dear Deidre'' Page. Her resloutions are ****e!!! Mine are wayy better as I may demostrate

Dumped after snogging 3 blokes infront of him
My ex dumped me after I snogged 3 blokes in front of him one night but the problem is that were still fu*k buddies :rolleyes:

Hs666 Advise
Your a tart move on with your life and oh your ex is using your for sex as you already said.... next please

Chatroom fella so keen to meet up with me
I never had a bf. Went on to chatroom to meet guys some suspicious guy really likes me but im nervous

Hs666 Advise
He's a creep who will kill/rape you.. Again I suggest visting a nice niteclub where you can have guilt free sex

Back With Ex I Hate
I cant help going back to my bf when I really think I hate him. My bf is obsessed with me but I cant leave

Hs666 Advise
You dont fell good enoght about yourself to leave him... But do it anyway and im sure he prob wont kill himself* Good luck

*Hs666 advise is meant to be taken with a pinch of salt

I Blow my Fuse
I tend to freak out at my fiancee over the smallest things. I feel bad afterwards. What can i do

Hs666 Advise
Hmm you are going to be a wife beater! Mise well go to pennys now and stock up on vests that you'll be soon wearing! My advise on wife beating is that to as quickly and as painfully to remove your self from our Gene pool. This can be done in a varity of ways but I recommend using a knife buried in the ground and jump on it but whatever works for you!

See you all next week,
Hitlersson666

If you have anyother problems feel free to post them so I can give a honest reply :pac:

Konata

Cause everyone knows potential rapists and murderers don't go to nightclubs.

hitlersson666

If mods want to feel free to move to AH

Insect Overlord

hitlersson666 wrote: »

If mods want to feel free to move to AH

I really don't know where this belongs...

hitlersson666

Same here but after reading it prob AH

Endymion

Is there any difference between hooking up in a chat room and hooking up on boards?

Max Power1

Endymion wrote: »

Is there any difference between hooking up in a chat room and hooking up on boards?

less splinters imo

soccymonster

Send it to AH. I'm Dying to see their reaction :pac:

hitlersson666

Same here is it funny?? i was just bored

Insect Overlord

It's a strange mix of PI, AH and tCN.
I think I'll keep it

hitlersson666

But no one looks here

suitcasepink

hitlersson666 wrote: »

But no one looks here

Then why'd you post it here?

soccymonster

deise_girl wrote: »

Then why'd you post it here?

we may never know.

hitlersson666

I dont know?? anyway is it funny or what??

Insect Overlord

hitlersson666 wrote: »

But no one looks here

You'd be surprised!

soccymonster

hitlersson666 wrote: »

I dont know?? anyway is it funny or what??

it's abit.... I dunno. Just send it to AH! You know you want to insecty :)

Thought my donald duck fact was funnier though :cool:. Nearly choked on my water when i heard it. That's how sad i am :pac:

hitlersson666

Lol i love donald xD pedo :pac:

AH would like this :cool:

hitlersson666

Permission to double post in AH :cool:

soccymonster

Patience is key HS.

hitlersson666

I know me and daddy had that talk one night If you wait all that come are good things..... I miss my da :pac:

Jesus Juice

hitlersson666 wrote: »

I dont know?? anyway is it funny or what??

Who cares...not really if you're trying to be.

Insect Overlord

Wow, this went down-hill fast!
Thread closed.

Insect Overlord

Moved to AH at OP's request.

Good luck with this one folks

Sharpshooter

Thanks, but no thanks.

Thread remains locked.

OP, get a blog.