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Female Porn Director For Parliament

  • 16-03-2010 7:28am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭


    Anna Arrowsmith (aka Anna Span) the British Porn movie director has been announced as a Lib Dem election candidate in Kent.

    The Daily Mail be going nuts :cool:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1257210/Porn-film-director-Anna-Arrowsmith-selected-Lib-Dem-Parliamentary-candidate.html

    BBC a little more civilized with their report:
    A pornographic film director has been selected as the Lib Dem prospective parliamentary candidate for Gravesham, Kent.

    Anna Arrowsmith, managing director of adult entertainment firm Easy on the Eye Productions, has directed hundreds of films under the pseudonym Anna Span.

    Mrs Arrowsmith, 38, believes women are under-represented in Parliament.
    Party leader Nick Clegg said although her job was not "his cup of tea", she cared passionately about her area.

    He told GMTV that she was certainly no "cardboard cut-out Westminster politician", but said it was important that "people like her" who cared about their local areas put themselves forward.

    Gravesham's Tory MP Adam Holloway added that people should not pre-judge her.

    Mrs Arrowsmith, who has an MA in philosophy and lives in Groombridge, said Margaret Thatcher's performance during the 1979 general election campaign had sparked her interest in politics and the current expenses scandal had spurred her on.

    She said: "If people don't know what I do for a living then they would never know.

    I'm going Sasha Grey, Minister for Sex Education.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    I suppose if we are going to continue being butt-fncked it might as well be by a professional.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Gianna Michaels to be appointed head of An bord bainne.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭magick


    we had our chance with Issac butts but never voted for him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,328 ✭✭✭cafecolour


    Jean-Daniel Cadinot, Minister for Homoerotic Frolicking

    Edit: Apparently he's dead. I'll appoint Bruce Weber to head the Homoerotic Frolicking Ministry


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Rocco for Taoiseach and Ron Jeremy for President.

    Jenna Jameson for Minister for Finance


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    mikom wrote: »
    Gianna Michaels to be appointed head of An bord bainne.

    She could satisfy us all no doubting it.

    Is it just me or does Mary Lou have a look of the brunette with did the kitchen Rolling Pin scene scene the Dirty Housewives Vol VII?

    Durty :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,467 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    I'm pretty sure the Italians elected a former porn starlet...

    (and my mother thought I learned nothing watching Eurotrash!) :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Terra Patrick - Minister for shenanigans, especially sexy shenanigans


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Can we get politicans to move in the opposite direction?

    Mary Harney in "Bottom Feeders Vol 12"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    bonerm wrote: »
    Can we get politicans to move in the opposite direction?

    Mary Harney in "Bottom Feeders Vol 12"

    I was thinking more along the lines of Mary Harney in "3 hours of wild bills big ladies"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,313 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    She mighn't have to give up the day job, especially if the Tories get in!

    Plenty of members to video. Sniggers.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    Female porn? Why didn't I think of that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    "surprise surprise, she's a lib dem"
    :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 462 ✭✭SlabMurphy


    I'm sure Iris Robinson could find a nice role for herself - though it wouldn't be populiar with the gays I don't think.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    SlabMurphy wrote: »
    I'm sure Iris Robinson could find a nice role for herself - though it wouldn't be populiar with the gays I don't think.

    Ulster says " oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccckkkkk"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Sleepy wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure the Italians elected a former porn starlet...

    (and my mother thought I learned nothing watching Eurotrash!) :p

    That was Miss Cicciolina, who looked like a TS I always thought.


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