That Girl Next Door

Tail Wagger

Yea Guys you know the one I'm talking about, she's a real(inflatable doll.
She's just moved in a week ago and your mates are begining to notice her,
So your going to make sure you bump into her to get her phone number.
do you do the really daft thing and call over for a coffee, when you see her fella leaving. do you get your sister to call over to ask her for her number.
You tell me your best move to reel her in, or is that the wrong word/

epgc3fyqirnbsx

suprise sex her

liah

Tail Wagger wrote: »

when you see her fella leaving.

If I'm reading this right (and I really can't be sure tbh) you know she has a boyfriend.

Leave her alone.

Herbal Deity

we'llallhavetea_old

Tail Wagger wrote: »

do you get your sister to call over to ask her for her number.

oh god yeah, that'll do it.....

mikom

Tail Wagger wrote: »

Yea Guys you know the one I'm talking about, she's a real doll.

This post has been brought to you by Alan Parkers "Bugsy malone"

RayM

Tail Wagger wrote: »

do you get your sister to call over to ask her for her number.

Yes. But only if you're thirteen.

Fizman

OP have a video phone on standby just in case she hops on your sister.

Fear Uladh

Set the house on fire and "save" her.

bazmaiden

You are quite the thread starter:rolleyes:

but seriously what Liah said

Seloth

Well the girl next door for me is also my oldest friend lol..know each other since we were 2 and tbh cant see her like that lol

Tail Wagger

bazmaiden wrote: »

You are quite the thread starter:rolleyes:

but seriously what Liah said

Jases, Sure I'm running out of ideas, You's are all reading them quicker than I'm writing them...?

epgc3fyqirnbsx

you're kinda under an obligation to do a girl nextdoor at some stage, it's just one of those regrets that you dont need, so do it

cafecolour

You spend twenty-four years waiting for a chance...

Super-Rush

.....to try and grab a feel or maybe get inside her pants.

Abi

Tail Wagger wrote: »

Yea Guys you know the one I'm talking about, she's a real(inflatable doll.
She's just moved in a week ago and your mates are begining to notice her,
So your going to make sure you bump into her to get her phone number.
do you do the really daft thing and call over for a coffee, when you see her fella leaving. do you get your sister to call over to ask her for her number.
You tell me your best move to reel her in, or is that the wrong word/

She clearly wants you, go for it dude.

Tail Wagger

Tail Wagger wrote: »

Yea Guys you know the one I'm talking about, she's a real(inflatable doll.
She's just moved in a week ago and your mates are begining to notice her,
So your going to make sure you bump into her to get her phone number.
do you do the really daft thing and call over for a coffee, when you see her fella leaving. do you get your sister to call over to ask her for her number.
You tell me your best move to reel her in, or is that the wrong word/

Hope you converse better than you type!

Agricola

*Go over there and do a Hugh Grant impression, ya know bumbling and stuttering and tell her that you just needed to introduce yourself and that if she needs anything.....yada yada.
Usually this leads to coffee and then romantic dinners, finally some energetic sex.








*As this is real life and you probably look nothing like Hugh Grant, this will most likely not work.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Has she a car??

If so, drive a nail through it, then wait till she comes out the following morning and arrive like a knight in shining armour

No doubt she'll make lewd suggestions that in return she'd like to see your nuts tighten and if not, she's frigid.
In which case you should innitiate a game of nervous

Super-Rush

Kira Swift Tonic wrote: »

Has she a car??

If so, drive a nail through it, then wait till she comes out the following morning and arrive like a knight in shining armour

No doubt she'll make lewd suggestions that in return she'd like to see your nuts tighten and if not, she's frigid.
In which case you should innitiate a game of nervous

Through any particular part of the car or just any random place?

Abi

super-rush wrote: »

Through any particular part of the car or just any random place?

Doesn't matter. girls don't know anything about cars, silly billy.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

super-rush wrote: »

Through any particular part of the car or just any random place?

I sincerely apologise for my lack of clarity.
I meant through the tire and one through the windscreen as a warning

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Abitar wrote: »

Doesn't matter. girls don't know anything about cars, silly billy.

hahahaha, ara petal, who cares what model it is as long as it matches than new coat that you bought :P

Super-Rush

Kira Swift Tonic wrote: »

I sincerely apologise for my lack of clarity.
I meant through the tire and one through the windscreen as a warning

Ah, hence the slasher part of your user name.

Abi

Kira Swift Tonic wrote: »

hahahaha, ara petal, who cares what model it is as long as it matches than new coat that you bought :P

You're so off target its unreal

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Abitar wrote: »

You're so off target its unreal

Not off target, didn't want to put it there in the first place Abitar

minidazzler

liah wrote: »

If I'm reading this right (and I really can't be sure tbh) you know she has a boyfriend.

Leave her alone.

Brick walls exist for those who don't want something bad enough, if you want anything bad enough you go around the wall.

The Walls exist for OTHER people.

(paraphrased from Randy Pausch! )

epgc3fyqirnbsx

minidazzler wrote: »

Brick walls exist for those who don't want something bad enough, if you want anything bad enough you go around the wall.

The Walls exist for OTHER people.

(paraphrased from Randy Pausch! )

Good point
Think of the weepies like the Notebook and Titanic and **** like that
Women are always looking for something better :rolleyes:

fuelinjection

I must have been living in the wrong places. :rolleyes:
The "girl next door" was either a pensioner or a married old wagon I could hear screaming at her poor husband through the walls.

Do they advertise "foxy girl next door" when selling/renting places out ?

Tail Wagger

fuelinjection wrote: »

I must have been living in the wrong places. :rolleyes:
The "girl next door" was either a pensioner or a married old wagon I could hear screaming at her poor husband through the walls.

Do they advertise "foxy girl next door" when selling/renting places out ?

hold on there, I'll re-write the Thread, "The foxy girl up on the top floor in Rathmines". Well that should go down better, Get to know the landlord and s/he will keep you up to date about who's moving in?

Snowie

she might have lobsters :eek:

Nichololas

Knock on her door and tell her that your friends want to know if she'll score you.

Thomas828

cafecolour wrote: »

You spend twenty-four years waiting for a chance...

Alice! Where the **** is Alice?!

L.Jenkins

Tail Wagger wrote: »

Yea Guys you know the one I'm talking about, she's a real(inflatable doll.
She's just moved in a week ago and your mates are begining to notice her,
So your going to make sure you bump into her to get her phone number.
do you do the really daft thing and call over for a coffee, when you see her fella leaving. do you get your sister to call over to ask her for her number.
You tell me your best move to reel her in, or is that the wrong word/

What do you do if she's married and you'd love to give her a ride!

worded

this "relationship" will end when she gets net curtains

Gaunty

cafecolour wrote: »

You spend twenty-four years waiting for a chance...

Agreed, then he'd be able to tell her how he feels, maybe get a second glance.

landsleaving

Sounds like he's had enough glances already to me.

Gaunty

landsleaving wrote: »

Sounds like he's had enough glances already to me.

/facepalm

anniehoo

The no.1 difference between lads and girls
Lads:

Tail Wagger wrote: »

call over for a coffee, when you see her fella leaving.

ye couldnt care less whether they have a bf or not you'll still give it a shot The theme of loadsa nature docs on BBC

Girls:

liah wrote: »

you know she has a boyfriend.
Leave her alone.

Kent Brockman

Tell her that you are not very good at picking up signals from women and if she could help you out a bit...........

If she fancies you and wants a quickie (thats what it will be-you know it;) ) the signal is that she can tug your knob once.

If she doesnt want sex the signal can be.....tug it 100 times:D

Tail Wagger

djhunter30 wrote: »

What do you do if she's married and you'd love to give her a ride!

Well if she's game ,I'll call we"llallhavetea she'll do anyone!

starbelgrade

Tail Wagger wrote: »

Yea Guys you know the one I'm talking about, she's a real(inflatable doll.
She's just moved in a week ago and your mates are begining to notice her,
So your going to make sure you bump into her to get her phone number.
do you do the really daft thing and call over for a coffee, when you see her fella leaving. do you get your sister to call over to ask her for her number.
You tell me your best move to reel her in, or is that the wrong word/

Is this a thread or a pitch for a f*cking Nescafe or Dairygold commercial?