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Battlefield Earth A Saga Year 3000

  • 14-03-2010 10:20pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25


    This Movie was recently given to me and I remembered when it was released in 2000 that it was a train wreck. Both critics and poor box office turnover.

    John Travolta was still doing well after his return in Pulp Fiction, and had been making Good Box Office Movies. IMO Face Off, Phenomenon.
    Now point is is Battlefield Earth worth a watch? Do I believe the critics? Is there subliminal messaging?
    Is this basically a description from a scientologist's point of view a preview of what is to happen?
    Or is it just a bad movie?
    So I'm going to see if this thread gets picked up and will watch based on any replies I get.


Comments

  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    it's awful, really really really *really* bad

    the book is quite good though, i'd reccomend that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    It's worth seeing just to see how bad it is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Galvasean wrote: »
    It's worth seeing just to see how bad it is.

    Precisely... Very good point. Watch it to see how not to make a movie. And to also think, what the hell was John Travolta on???


  • Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It's actually not that bad. It's has it's failings but at the heart of it there's a great story and some interesting visuals. People seem to constantly slag it due to Travolta and his beliefs but there are far, far worse films out there.

    It's also not the massive flop people believe it to be. The company behind it were inflating the budgets of their films. Battlefield was supposed to cost 70 million with investors putting up half the money. The company were then made the film for 35 million, they did this on a number of occasions till caught out. If you watch A Sound of Thunder there's a distinct possibility that an accountant pulled the plug on the computer as it rendered the effects.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,975 ✭✭✭Greyfox


    Dante1979 wrote: »
    This Movie was recently given to me and I remembered when it was released in 2000 that it was a train wreck. Both critics and poor box office turnover.

    John Travolta was still doing well after his return in Pulp Fiction, and had been making Good Box Office Movies. IMO Face Off, Phenomenon.
    Now point is is Battlefield Earth worth a watch? Do I believe the critics? Is there subliminal messaging?
    Is this basically a description from a scientologist's point of view a preview of what is to happen?
    Or is it just a bad movie?
    So I'm going to see if this thread gets picked up and will watch based on any replies I get.

    Battlefield Earth has absolutely nothing to do with scientology! The book was written by someone who just happened to start all that nonsense after he finished BE

    Rubbish film but definitely in the category of so, so bad it's good...the special effects are so shi** it's funny

    The books decent though, even though it only has two good characters in it


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,706 ✭✭✭✭Skerries


    yeah i enjoyed the book, big enough as it was
    the copy i had said it was going to be made into 2 films on the cover and it was from the 80's, love to have seen how they would have done it back then :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,656 ✭✭✭norrie rugger


    I actually do not think think it was as bad as made out.
    there was a good story in there, for a better production team/script to tease out


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Good story? Is this the same film where
    aliens come to Earth to steal our gold, completely defeat humanity in 8 minutes, only for years later get beaten when a few cavemen hijack relic f16 fighter jets and take them on somehow
    ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,656 ✭✭✭norrie rugger


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Good story? Is this the same film where
    aliens come to Earth to steal our gold, completely defeat humanity in 8 minutes, only for years later get beaten when a few cavemen hijack relic f16 fighter jets and take them on somehow
    ?

    Leaving a garrison behind, for mining, is not the same as having your army there. Surprise attacks can work.

    Also precedent of it happening here. Ireland fought an Imperial power with some borrowed old guns

    As I said, it needed a better team at the helm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    I'm with Galvasean on this one; the story is woeful and full of holes. Remember the slaves who learn how to fly f-14s in two weeks? I could go on all day, nothing about this film is right. The whole thing was filmed at a slanted angle ffs! You all must be scientologists!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,442 ✭✭✭MickShamrock


    Terrible movie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,585 ✭✭✭lynski


    ah watch it, it is a dvd so you can turn it off. but it is bad, very very bad. but the costumes are way funny.
    the book was quite enjoyable and i was looking forward to the movie, but whoa was i in for a big disappointment.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    Leaving a garrison behind, for mining, is not the same as having your army there. Surprise attacks can work.

    Also precedent of it happening here. Ireland fought an Imperial power with some borrowed old guns

    As I said, it needed a better team at the helm

    Think ul find that we lost. They didnt withdraw because we out gunned them.

    Anyway back to topic.

    Agree with Galvasean, and wouldn't have the patience for Hubbard's nonsense.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭Flash86


    It's a terrible, terrible movie. I couldn't even finish it and I've see Disaster Movie Twice!


  • Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    J.D. Shapiro apologies for writing Battlefield Earth though tbh why he's apologising is beyond me as his original script is rather good. It was the rewrites that killed the film, that and the massive scam at the centre of the production.
    Let me start by apologizing to anyone who went to see "Battlefield Earth."

    It wasn't as I intended -- promise. No one sets out to make a train wreck. Actually, comparing it to a train wreck isn't really fair to train wrecks, because people actually want to watch those.

    It started, as so many of my choices do, with my Willy Wonker.

    It was 1994, and I had read an article in Premiere magazine saying that the Celebrity Center, the Scientology epicenter in Los Angeles, was a great place to meet women.

    Willy convinced me to go check it out. Touring the building, I didn't find any eligible women at first, but I did meet Karen Hollander, president of the center, who said she was a fan of "Robin Hood: Men in Tights." We ended up talking for over two hours. She told me why Scientology is so great. I told her that, when it comes to organized religion, anything a person does to reward, threaten and try to control people by using an unknown like the afterlife is dangerous.

    Nonetheless, Karen called me a few days later asking if I'd be interested in turning any of L. Ron Hubbard's books into movies. Eventually, I had dinner with John Travolta, his wife Kelly Preston, Karen -- about 10 Scientologists in all. John asked me, "So, J.D., what brought you to Scientology?"

    I told him. John smiled and replied, "We have tech that can help you handle that." I don't know if he meant they had technology that would help me get laid or technology that would stop Willy from doing the majority of my thinking.

    I researched Scientology before signing on to the movie, to make sure I wasn't making anything that would indoctrinate people. I took a few courses, including the Purification Rundown, or Purif. You go to CC every day, take vitamins and go in and out of a sauna so toxins are released from your body. You're supposed to reach an "End Point." I never did, but I was bored so I told them I had a vision of L. Ron. They said, "What did he say?" "Pull my finger," was my response. They said I was done.

    During my Scientology research, I met an employee who I instantly had a crush on. She was kind of a priestess, and had dedicated her life to working for the church by becoming a Sea Org member. She said that she signed a billion-year contract. I said, "What! Really?" She said she got paid a small stipend of $50 a week, to which I said, "Can you get an advance on the billion years, like say, a mere $500,000?" And then she said as a Sea Org member, you can't have sex unless you're married. I asked her if she was married. She said yes. So I said, "Great! That means we can have sex!"

    As far as I know, I am the only non-Scientologist to ever be on their cruise ship, the Freewind. I was a bit of an oddity, walking around in a robe, sandals, smoking Cuban cigars and drinking fine scotch (Scientologists are not allowed to drink while taking courses). I also got one of the best massages ever. My friends asked if I got a "happy ending." I said, "Yes, I got off the ship."

    But if you're reading this to get the dirt on Scientology, sorry, no one ever tried to force me to do anything.

    Even after all the "trouble" I'd gotten into, people at the church liked me, so I read "Battlefield Earth" and agreed to come up with a pitch to take to studios.
    ©Warner Bros NUCLEAR BOMB: Forest Whitaker and John Travolta in “Battlefield Earth.” The big-screen disaster based on the L. Ron Hubbard novel won a coveted Razzie for Worst Movie of the Decade.
    ©Warner Bros
    NUCLEAR BOMB: Forest Whitaker and John Travolta in “Battlefield Earth.” The big-screen disaster based on the L. Ron Hubbard novel won a coveted Razzie for Worst Movie of the Decade.
    APHOLDING IT HIGH -- Writer J.D. Shapiro accepts his Razzie award.
    AP
    HOLDING IT HIGH -- Writer J.D. Shapiro accepts his Razzie award.

    I met with Mike Marcus, the president of MGM, and pitched him my take. He loved it, and the next day negotiations went under way. A few days after I finished the script, a very excited Travolta called, told me he "loved it," and wanted to have dinner. At dinner, John said again how much he loved the script and called it "The 'Schindler's List' of sci-fi."

    My script was very, VERY different than what ended up on the screen. My screenplay was darker, grittier and had a very compelling story with rich characters. What my screenplay didn't have was slow motion at every turn, Dutch tilts, campy dialogue, aliens in KISS boots, and everyone wearing Bob Marley wigs.

    Shortly after that, John officially attached himself to the project. Then several A-list directors expressed interest in making the movie, MGM had a budget of $100 million, and life was grrrrreat! I got studio notes that were typical studio notes. Nothing too crazy. I incorporated the notes I felt worked, blew off the bad ones and did a polish. I sent it to the studio, thinking the next I'd hear is what director is attached.

    Then I got another batch of notes. I thought it was a joke. They changed the entire tone. I knew these notes would kill the movie. The notes wanted me to lose key scenes, add ridiculous scenes, take out some of the key characters. I asked Mike where they came from. He said, "From us." But when I pressed him, he said, "From John's camp, but we agree with them."

    I refused to incorporate the notes into the script and was fired.

    I HAVE no idea why they wanted to go in this new direction, but here's what I heard from someone in John's camp: Out of all the books L. Ron wrote, this was the one the church founder wanted most to become a movie. He wrote extensive notes on how the movie should be made.

    Many people called it a Scientology movie. It wasn't when I wrote it, and I don't feel it was in the final product. Yes, writers put their beliefs into a story. Sometimes it's subtle (I guess L. Ron had something against the color purple, I have no idea why), sometimes not so subtle (L. Ron hated psychiatry and psychologists, thus the reason, and I'm just guessing here, that the bad aliens were called "Psychlos").

    The only time I saw the movie was at the premiere, which was one too many times.

    Once it was decided that I would share a writing credit, I wanted to use my pseudonym, Sir Nick Knack. I was told I couldn't do that, because if a writer gets paid over a certain amount of money, they can't. I could have taken my name completely off the movie, but my agent and attorney talked me out of it. There was a lot of money at stake.

    Now, looking back at the movie with fresh eyes, I can't help but be strangely proud of it. Because out of all the sucky movies, mine is the suckiest.

    In the end, did Scientology get me laid? What do you think? No way do you get any action by boldly going up to a woman and proclaiming, "I wrote Battlefield Earth!" If anything, I'm trying to figure out a way to bottle it and use it as birth control. I'll make a mint!


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