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And Jesus wept....

  • 14-03-2010 1:14pm
    #1
    gagiteebo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 524 ✭✭✭


    Hi all,

    About 2 years ago I was at an inservice and the guy running it read out a modified version of 'Jesus wept' from the bible. It was completely related to teaching and being a teacher. The 12 apostles were students and asked the silly questions that we teachers get asked on a daily basis and at the end 'Jesus wept' :D

    It was really funny and I'd like to get my hands on it but can't seem to find it anywhere. Anyone recognise it? Know where I might be able to get hold of it? It has to be on the internet somewhere but I can't find it :pac:


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  • #2
    spurious
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 27,315 CMod ✭✭✭✭spurious


    The Joy of Teaching

    Then Jesus took his disciples up to the mountain and gathered them around
    him, he taught them saying, "Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is
    the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are the meek. Blessed are they that mourn.
    Blessed are you when you suffer. Be glad and rejoice, for your reward is
    great in heaven."
    Then Simon Peter said, "Are we supposed to know this?"
    And Andrew said, "Will we have a test on this?"
    And Philip said, "I don't have any paper."
    And Bartholomew said, "Do we have to turn this in?"
    And John said, "The other disciples didn't have to learn this."
    And Matthew said, "May I go to the bathroom?"
    Then one of the Pharisees who was present asked to see Jesus' lesson plan
    and inquired of Jesus, "Where are your objectives and your required
    competencies in the cognitive domain?"
    And Jesus wept.


  • #3
    gagiteebo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 524 ✭✭✭gagiteebo


    That's it! :D

    Thanks a million, you're a star ;)


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