Is there really any need to wash ones hands?

Dublindude69

I don't understand it, when I pee, I don't get any of it on my hands so I don't understand why I need to wash them. Anyway, even if a tiny bit does get on my hands, it came from my body so what does it matter?
I'm a rebel so I don't wash my hands after using the bathroom or masterbaiting, I mean, I never get it on my hands so I don't need to wash them right?
I'm so confused about this, it's like peeing in the bath, the pee is going to go down the drain anyway when you unplug it.
Is it just me that feels this way?

Agent Smith

Quiet Pissy fingers

IvySlayer

Get away from me! :eek:

Kiera

Yes, if you dont wash your hands you're a minging cúnt!

OutlawPete

Thread may help:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055834724

flanum

this has been done loads of times before in AH .. ok... and the next thing you know she has your c@ck in her mouth!!!

JPA

OutlawPete wrote: »

Thread may help:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055834724

This post in particular, ya big germfest ya.

oops, didn't add the post http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=64581234&postcount=50

PirateShampoo

I thought it would be more hygienic to wash your hands before handling ur winky.

Dublindude69

I like the way girls will allow a mans penis inside them but won't let you near them with unwashed hands. Girls are weird.

Hank_Jones

How about the fact that it is all sweaty down there and that it's hygenic to wash ones hands in order to not spread bacteria.

IvySlayer

Dublindude69 wrote: »

I like the way girls will allow a mans penis inside them but won't let you near them with unwashed hands. Girls are weird.

Unless they instead their vagina to handle foot/people I think that's OK. And ladies use mouthwash for the dirty stuff.

Oh what is wrong with me, why do I know imagine a woman with a mop and going to give it a good clean

Duggy747

Yes!!

I knew somebody thought about the same thing! (The concept of washing yer hands after the loo, that is, not the "is there any point" aspect :pac:)

And, Eurgh!.........who sits in a bath and pees?


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Dublindude69

Duggy747 wrote: »

Yes!!

I knew somebody thought about the same thing! (The concept of washing yer hands after the loo, that is, not the "is there any point" aspect :pac:)

And, Eurgh!.........who sits in a bath and pees?


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*cough*

1. The running water from the taps makes me want to pee
2. I'm to lazy to get out and go to the toilet. No harm, no foul.

Duggy747

Dublindude69 wrote: »

1. The running water from the taps makes me want to pee
2. I'm to lazy to get out and go to the toilet. No harm, no foul.

:pac:

Bathtub

flanum

aah yiz are all wooftas... ye cant bate a lassie standin over ye and lettin go with a full force jet of yellow over the lad!

Duggy747

flanum wrote: »

aah yiz are all wooftas... ye cant bate a lassie standin over ye and lettin go with a full force jet of yellow over the lad!

Why have a bath when you can have a golden shower?

Dublindude69

But if it's stuff that comes from my body, why should I care if it gets on me? If I want to skip washing my hands, that should be my right.
Just like girls seem to have the right to wear PJs outside.

congo_90

Dublindude69 wrote: »

But if it's stuff that comes from my body, why should I care if it gets on me? If I want to skip washing my hands, that should be my right.
Just like girls seem to have the right to wear PJs outside.

Each to their own. What if the person who made you food from say a chipper told you he just had a sh*t and then served you without cleaning his hands?
Even if it was just a piss and not a sh*t?

Dublindude69

congo_90 wrote: »

Each to their own. What if the person who made you food from say a chipper told you he just had a sh*t and then served you without cleaning his hands?
Even if it was just a piss and not a sh*t?

This is Dublin, this probably happens at every chipper. If they told me I'd be grossed out a bit but other then that what you don't knnow won't hurt you

congo_90

I've worked in a chipper both in Dublin and Meath. Boss man sent someone home after finding out he wasn't washing his hands. Anyhow to get somewhat back on topic. Yeah... I wash my hands. Ironic cos I don't if the nuts are needin' a scratching.

Mike 1972

Dublindude69 wrote: »

But if it's stuff that comes from my body, why should I care if it gets on me? .

You mean If you want to go around in public smeared in blood pus, faeces and vomit it should be entirely your business and not that of the men in white coats ?

Thread Fail(used to hate that expression but lately I find myself coming around)

Elenxor

Mike 1972 wrote: »

You mean If you want to go around in public smeared in blood pus, faeces and vomit it should be entirely your business and not that of the men in white coats ?


Jeez., I'm going to have to stop eating while reading posts here..:eek:

lau1247

That is so wrong on so many levels..

Dublindude69 wrote: »

I don't understand it, when I pee, I don't get any of it on my hands so I don't understand why I need to wash them.

How do you know you don't get any on your hand? There's often splashback, even if not, from the time you last peed and the current time, there's bound to be some that gets on your undies which is sitting against your skins penis wise.

Dublindude69 wrote: »

Anyway, even if a tiny bit does get on my hands, it came from my body so what does it matter?

It probably doesn't matter when it is yourself, but it matters when you shake and touch other things that people might have interaction with.

Dublindude69 wrote: »

I'm a rebel so I don't wash my hands after using the bathroom or masterbaiting, I mean, I never get it on my hands so I don't need to wash them right?

Again back to my first point above, how do you know?

Dublindude69 wrote: »

I'm so confused about this, it's like peeing in the bath, the pee is going to go down the drain anyway when you unplug it.
Is it just me that feels this way?

Are you suggesting that you soak yourself in pee? I hope no woman should have to suffer this ever..

Mike 1972

Dublindude69 wrote: »

I'm a rebel so I don't wash my hands after using the bathroom

Ah so thats how Ghandi drove the British out of India :rolleyes:

Son Of A Vidic

Dublindude69 wrote: »

I like the way girls will allow a mans penis inside them but won't let you near them with unwashed hands. Girls are weird.

I would imagine ladies would require a certain level of hygiene or perhaps the wise ones demand 'it' has a 'covering' on it. But back to your OP, hand washing after bodily functions should surely be an automatic thing to do? So if you took a $hite and got no $hit on yours hands, does that mean hand washing is also not required?

4zn76tysfajdxp

Dublindude69 wrote: »

This is Dublin

Is it?

dan de man

flanum wrote: »

aah yiz are all wooftas... ye cant bate a lassie standin over ye and lettin go with a full force jet of yellow over the lad!

well holy god ha

Dublindude69

medicman2009 wrote: »

I would imagine ladies would require a certain level of hygiene or perhaps the wise ones demand 'it' has a 'covering' on it. But back to your OP, hand washing after bodily functions should surely be an automatic thing to do? So if you took a $hite and got no $hit on yours hands, does that mean hand washing is also not required?

Yes

gunslinger1987

I just do it out of habit, not much point in washing in general.

Fago!

Dublindude69 wrote: »

I don't understand it, when I pee, I don't get any of it on my hands so I don't understand why I need to wash them. Anyway, even if a tiny bit does get on my hands, it came from my body so what does it matter?
I'm a rebel so I don't wash my hands after using the bathroom or masterbaiting, I mean, I never get it on my hands so I don't need to wash them right?
I'm so confused about this, it's like peeing in the bath, the pee is going to go down the drain anyway when you unplug it.
Is it just me that feels this way?

Guess who'll be billy no mates at the next beers.

I wash my hands every 40 or so minutes (I'm a bit obsessive aboot it).

tricky D

1 Dublindude69 and 1 cup

Fago!

tricky D wrote: »

1 Dublindude69 and 1 cup

The slightly weirder sequel to "2 girls, 1 cup"

Kasabian

Fago! wrote: »

The slightly weirder sequel to "2 girls, 1 cup"

I have never seen this

Karl Hungus

lonad wrote: »

I have never seen this

Here you go. Is it all you've expected?

Fago!

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Here you go. Is it all you've expected?

It's miles better!

minidazzler

OP, have you heard of Smegma? Google it, you probably have it in small amounts, even after a shower....THAT's why you have to wash your hands!

Dublindude69

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Here you go. Is it all you've expected?

Oh dear God, that's like the sickest thing I have ever seen, ugh! What kind of loving God could allow such horrors?