Crushed insect at bottom of Kwak glass

pickarooney · 13-03-2010 05:19PM #1

I had a tasty bottle of Kwak last night and was in no mood or state to wash it up. So this afternoon I pick it up to find a dead moth-thing stuck to the bottom of the glass. I don't know at what stage he got in there, and frankly don't want to think about it too much, but he's welded on wither by the sticky Belgian monk-juice (oo-er matron) or his own innards. I've tried hot water down the neck of the glass and any end of washing up liquid but he's not budging. I don't have one of those wire-stemmed bottle brushes or I'd try that. It's late now and tomorrow the shops are shut so I couldn't get one even if I really wanted to.

How am I going to remove the bugger without smashing my glass?

Black_Knight · 13-03-2010 05:22PM

Turn the glass upside down, and wipe him off

keithg89 · 13-03-2010 05:24PM

i presume you have more than one glass? Sling it in the bin;)

mikom · 13-03-2010 05:24PM

Diet coke, mentos, job done.

Karl Hungus · 13-03-2010 05:36PM

keithg89 wrote: »

i presume you have more than one glass? Sling it in the bin;)

Sling a Kwak glass in the bin!? Are you stark raving gonzo!? :eek:

biko · 13-03-2010 05:37PM

Leave in hot water to soak overnight.

Sid_Justice · 13-03-2010 05:39PM

repeat your original attempt but let it soaked for a while. 30 minutes.

Kess73 · 13-03-2010 05:45PM

Just refill the glass with the beverage of your choice and drink away. Old Mothy was probably there last night when you were drinking, and he added to the flavour.

You should be more worried about how it will taste without Mothy adding to the flavour than you are about cleaning it.

Fremen · 13-03-2010 05:47PM

Put a spider in the glass to eat the moth. Then put a lizard in to eat the spider.

Sid_Justice · 13-03-2010 05:49PM

pics pls btw

The Master · 13-03-2010 05:51PM

Blast it with piss

pickarooney · 13-03-2010 05:54PM

Sid_Justice wrote: »

pics pls btw

Was going to, but I've filled it up with bubbly water now. I'm thinking maybe Mothra is just sleeping it off and will appreciate a drink when he comes to.

For Forks Sake · 13-03-2010 05:55PM

Power hose.

Bonito · 13-03-2010 06:12PM

mikom wrote: »

Diet coke, mentos, job done.

Or baking soda and vinegar

I'd like to see you drink your kwak after that one :pac:

dcmu · 13-03-2010 06:20PM

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Power hose.

I wouldn't do that; you might get a kwak in it!! :pac:

Coat?

Bonito · 13-03-2010 06:22PM

dcmu wrote: »

I wouldn't do that; you might get a kwak in it!! :pac:

Coat?

No coat. Edit it to say this

In the ways of Johnathon Ross say the following

I wouldn't do that, you might crack it.

brianthebard · 13-03-2010 06:44PM

Whats the point of that glass?

Bonito · 13-03-2010 06:45PM

brianthebard wrote: »

Whats the point of that glass?

As you tip them back the beer runs out of the bulb at the bottom. Kinda like the competition of drinking the yard/boot of ale. As you near the bottom you get a flood of beer and if you're not careful it goes all over you

Creature · 13-03-2010 06:50PM

Hmmm a most important dilemma. Surely you must have something long and sharp/pointy that you can use to jimmy the ****er out, a kebab skewer or screwdriver perhaps?

In other news I'm about to open a bottle of Spitfire ale. I love ale it's so nice.

ejmaztec · 13-03-2010 06:57PM

dcmu wrote: »

I wouldn't do that; you might get a kwak in it!! :pac:

Coat?

Don't forget to duck on your way out.

the keen edge · 13-03-2010 07:10PM

Fill the glass with petrol, set it alight and burn the fcuker out of it. I had the same problem with a cat that wouldn't get out of my garden shed, and that method worked a treat. Worked a treat as in the cat, lawnmower, mountain bike, barbecue and girlfriends treadmill are now fused together into one useless massive pile of sh*te.

Riddle101 · 13-03-2010 07:24PM

Just get a boiling kettle of water, pour into the glass, leave for 10 or so minutes(until it cools down just enough) and then repeat your procedure.

On a lighter note, this reminds me of the famous Paddy Englishman, Irismman and Scotsman joke.

Paddy Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are sitting in a bar. Suddenly, a fly dives into their beers. The Englishman says, "Barman, a fly just dived into my beer. Bring me another one." The Englishman got another beer. The Irishman says, "Ah, to hell with it," and empties his pint, fly and all. The Scotsman pulls the fly out of his beer, shakes it up and down, and screams, "Spit it oot, damn you! Spit it oot!"

i think that was the joke.

Crushed insect at bottom of Kwak glass

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